51. When does 1 2 not equal 3? (Answer: When you miscalculated)? 52. When is it better to raise your hands high? (Answer: When someone When pointing a gun at your head)? 53. Xiao Ming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken, and he didn’t take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor and returned home. Is this possible? (Answer: Mom carries it on her back Follow him up the stairs)? 54. What thing on the earth has to travel the farthest distance every day? (Answer: The earth (the earth rotates once every day is four million kilometers))? 55. A black, thick, and hard stick The stick*** feels warm inside the hole. After it is pulled out, the customer will have to pay (an industry) (answer: roasted sugar cane)? 56. It’s hard even if you lick it, or hard even if you don’t lick it. I want to sleep comfortably , rub it (thing on human body) first (answer: teeth)? 57. A thing, Easterners have short ones, Westerners have long ones. After marriage, women can use men’s things. Monks have them but don’t use them. (Answer: Human, surname)? 58. What is the hardest thing? Girls love it most, especially married women, they love it to death. ?(Answer: Diamond)? 59. Amin was bitten by a mosquito, one large and one small. Is the larger one bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? ?(Answer: Male mosquitoes do not bite humans)? 60. In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, you want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which should you light first? Same? (Answer: Matches)? 61. There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them has to be imprisoned for one year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer, but he is only imprisoned for two weeks. Why? ?(Answer: Because the murderer will be dragged away to pay for his death)? 62. Two people share five apples, what is the most fair way to divide them? ?(Answer: squeezed into juice)? 63. Xiao Zhang drove his car and accidentally hit a telephone pole and had a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead person in the car. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed him. Why? (Answer: Xiaokai hearse)? 64. Why did a ferocious hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? ?(Answer: Running after the mouse)? 65. In the zoo, the elephant has the longest trunk, and what is the second longest trunk? (Answer: baby elephant)? 66. When a person walks on the beach, why can’t he see his own footprints when he looks back? (Answer: Walking backwards)? 67. What animal did you kill and bleed your blood? ?(Answer: Mosquito)? 68. Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? (Answer: three generations)? 69. Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live on the same street. They always go to school together, but as soon as they leave home every day, one walks to the left and the other to the right. What's going on? What's going on? ?(Answer: Their doors are facing each other)? 70. In a closely monitored examination, two students handed in exactly the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating. What's the reason? (Answer: The two test papers were both blank)? 71. Aunt Zhang talks non-stop all day long, but there is one month when she talks the least. Which month is that? (Answer: February)? 72. There is a kind of place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police dare to take action against it.

Where is this place? (Answer: Detention Center)? 73. The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: Year, month, day in the newspaper)? 74. What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)? 75. What would you do if you had a hen that laid golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)? 76. A plane full of people fell from an altitude of 10,000 meters and crashed. Why was there no one injured? (Answer: No one was injured, all fell to death)? 77. If we want to make our dreams a reality, what will be the first thing we do? (Answer: wake up)? 78. What don’t people like to eat? (Answer: suffer a loss)? 79. People told Adan why her clothes were unbuttoned, but she didn’t care. Why? ?(Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons)? 80. Put firecrackers in the crotch ----- hit a military item (answer: bomb)? 81. Condoms---- hit a place name (answer: Baotou )? 82. Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person, why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (Answer: While sleeping)? 83. Valentine’s card, birthday card, big and small cards, what kind of card should be sent? What is the best thing to give to a woman to win her favor? (Answer: Credit card)? 84. Xiao Wang never walks without his feet touching the ground. Why? (Answer: Because he is wearing shoes)? 85. Where do you have to pay for speaking? (Answer: Make a phone call)? 86. Dongdong’s father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)? 87. Which floor should you start building a building from? (Answer: : It starts from the foundation)? 88. Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn? (Answer: If they fly, it is too slow)? 89. What door can never be closed? (Answer: football goal)? 90. What Something more annoying than a crow? (Answer: crow’s mouth)? 91. The woman does somersaults. ---Name a foreign city? (Answer: Babylon)? 92. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? ?(Answer: yourself)? 93. An old lady got on the bus, why didn’t anyone give up her seat? ?(Answer: There is an empty seat in the car)? 94. Xiao Wang was whistling leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brushing dentures)? 95. Which one is more painful to hit the head with coconut or watermelon? ?(Answer: My head hurts)? 96. Which product has the manufacturing date and expiration date on the same day? ?(Answer: Newspaper)? 97. Why does a hospital never treat people? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)? 98. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns to the right and makes three circles on the same spot, then turns back and makes three circles on the same spot, and then turns right again. Where is its tail facing at this time? (Answer: Chao Di)? 99. When a fat girl is sick, what is she most afraid of when others come to visit her? ?(Answer: Take care)? 100. If the end of the world is tomorrow, why do some people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: Go to heaven to occupy a place)