◆You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

◆My father asked me what I want to pursue in life? I answered money and beautiful women, and my father was fierce He slapped me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

◆The female benefactor, a poor monk whose cultivation is shallow and unable to heal his wounds through clothes, is offended.

◆There will be a pig head who will love you for me.

◆The can puller loves the can, but the can’s heart contains Coke.

◆Because I live in extreme poverty, I have been ghostwriting elementary school homework during the winter and summer vacations for a long time, bullying other classmates for elementary school students, and undertaking the following businesses: coolie transportation, clamp welding, water and electricity, bricklaying, breaking walls and digging holes, general Toilet sewers

◆I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way

◆Sleep is an art and no one can stop me from pursuing art. !

◆After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that handsome people can be so specific!

◆If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark

◆As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure. . .

◆It is said that the 80% online users on QQ are all on-hook, and the 80% online users who are displayed as away or invisible are all online.

◆Shh, don’t tell them that I have done good things, it will affect my image. Funny classic quotes. Funny classic quotes

1: I loved you so much. I never regret that you have left me far away

2: After I turned around, my tears kept flowing. Although my heart hurts, I can only say that I will go far away after separation

3 : If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

4: Tongues last longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

5: Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

6: I originally planned to search the dog, but I saw the cat pounce.

7: You are so good at pretending, how can I bear to expose you? How can I not love you?

8: You tell me, if you don’t have a diploma, you will learn to be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will learn He's bald!

9: If you were a flower, even cows wouldn’t dare to shirk you.

10: If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

11: After she turned around, she hugged her again. After letting go, they no longer had the tenderness of each other.

12: How should I forget everything in the past? Let them never be apart. Coming back.

13: When I hold my hand, I know that my son is ugly, and my face is filled with tears. If I don’t leave, I will leave.

14: I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I am tired of doing laundry and cooking.

15: If someone does not offend me, I will not offend others; if someone offends me, I will be polite; if someone offends me again, I will give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I will eradicate the root of the problem

16: Human life is like shitting. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart

17: If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then I must eat at least a pair Whale.

18: If you cannot put on a wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop unbuttoning her clothes.

19: Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

20: We cried and couldn’t separate, but now we smile to let go

21: Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is just a gecko

22: That day, on a whim, I used your photo as my computer desktop. Damn it, I actually got a computer virus!

23: Men, if you love your girl, you should believe her.

24: Although the bird is small, it really covers the entire sky.

25: When you were a child, smiling was a mood, but when you grow up, smiling is an expression.

26: If you want to be prominent in front of others, you will have to suffer behind others.

27: Grandpas come from grandsons.

28: Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

29: I wish I could grow old together with you accidentally.

30: I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever.

31: If I live in your world for one more day, even my own shadow will be invisible. Out-of-print classic love quotes

1. Time does not make people forget pain, but makes people forget it. Get used to the pain.

2. Don’t make yourself so sad and worthless

3. Do you think of me occasionally and feel a little sad?

4. The love I once had, the only thing I have done for the longest time in my life is to try my best to forget you.

5. There is a kind of fate that becomes the scenery after letting go. There is a heart that insists on showing sincerity.

8. This tragedy is defined as being stabbed in the heart from behind

9. Good morning/good afternoon/good night, I will never be uneasy without you

10. When you are tired, persevere alone. Hurt and crying alone. Learn the world of one person!

11. A man, no matter how young, rebellious, and free-spirited he is, will sooner or later work hard for a woman.

12. No matter how hard I try, I can never fall in love with anyone other than you

13. When we lose it, we realize that we once had that enviable thing. of happiness.

14. The chance of meeting true love is smaller than the chance of meeting a ghost!

15. Happiness is a comparative level. You have to have something at the bottom to feel it.

16. Although I laughed, I was really not happy at all.

17. It turns out that love is like a newly opened map, desperately looking for a way to the true heart

18. I am like a bottle of wine, you pick it up and drink it freely and then put it down, and your head Leave without looking back

19. I am willing to be a rivet in your shoes and accompany you through thousands of mountains and rivers!

20. Some things can only be known after doing them. Some things are only known when they are wrong. There are some things that you only know when you grow up

21. It is said that women are like clothes, and sisters are brands that you cannot afford.

22. I always hope to schedule my time tightly in order to prevent myself from thinking wildly when I am alone.

23. Love is like the blooming of fireworks, no matter how beautiful it is, it is a moment of brilliance

24. Maybe, the road is not wrong, it is just the choice; love is not wrong, It's just fate that's wrong.

25. What a woman cannot forget is the person who makes her laugh, but what a man cannot forget is the person who makes him cry. Classic Quotes Funny Personality_Funny Classic Quotations

1. Silly and Not stupid, it depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

2. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said that Japanese people also use personal characters, and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

3. I must appear in your family’s household registration book, either as your wife or as your stepmother.

4. Hard work will not lead to death! But I won’t prove it myself.

5. The people I like are all on the hard drive.

6. Never lie to those who trust you; never trust those who lie to you.

7. There are four types of people I despise the most: the first is those who love to play games and are addicted to games all day long and have no desire to make progress; the second are gays who simply try to prevent the history of human reproduction. Process; the third type is a bitch. When someone shouts, he will run over like a dog and hug his thigh. The fourth type is hey hey hey! Sorry, my boyfriend asked me to play games! Talk to you later! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!

8. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

9. If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light.

10. I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.

11. A girl like me, who can be aggressive, receptive, cute, fierce, loli, sleazy, shy, unrestrained and arrogant, is worthy of your possession

12. People from the upper class , always likes to do some nasty things.

13. In this era, you can have anything, but you can’t lose face.

14. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.

15. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

16. Don’t forget what others say to you when they are angry, because that is how you look in others’ hearts

17. Just kill me, since you came to this world alive , I have no intention of going back alive.

18. In fact, I am a homebody. It’s just a matter of whose home I stay at.

19. Thank you to those who clearly know that I am not good but still stay with me

20. Dissatisfaction is a suspended replacement, which makes people constantly climb up in comparison. desire.

21. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

22. Unless you feed yourself a bunch of shit as soon as you wake up in the morning, there is no guarantee that you won’t encounter something more disgusting throughout the day.

23. After many years of being a little lolita, she still became Xianglin’s wife

24. Love does not need any reason, let us love to the end.

25. Don’t seek to be a good match, just seek to feel qualified. Classic Quotations Funny Personality

26. Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who will love you in the future.

27. I heard that the day when the college entrance examination results were announced happens to be the Dragon Boat Festival. As for eating rice dumplings or jumping into the river, it’s up to you!

28. Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

29. The rose is yours, the chocolate is yours, and the diamond is yours. You are mine! Mouse: I am in love with bats now. From now on, the children will live in the air and will not be afraid of you cats. The cat sneered, pointed at the owl on the tree and said: Did you see, she is already pregnant with my child!

30. From heaven to hell, I am just passing through the world.

31. When you are penniless, except for your own family, you are worth as much as you can borrow.

32. If you go out to hang out, you will get annoyed sooner or later. .

33. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon. The gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it and they fell in love. Others asked how they got together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It’s all ape dung!

34. I will never enter a space without access rights again in this life.

35. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

36. Please, take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

37. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe a man’s broken mouth

38. Guo’er, why is your arm broken? Auntie, I finished my homework

39. It’s strange that you took in so much courage, but all you spit out are sighs.

40. The Internet is like a prison. You enter by stealing a wallet, but you learn everything when you get out.

41. Love means being mean, and it’s being mean again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come.

42. If you have desire for someone, that is called liking. If you hold back your desire for someone, that is called love.

43. Smoking is an art of life; looking for smooching is an attitude towards life.

44. Brothers are people who shed tears and bleed together. Who touched my brother? I told him to disappear.

45. The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine

46. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain. Selection of funny classic quotations

47. Forget it when I usually scold you, you have to wait until I hit you to realize that I am both civil and military

48. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, But I use it to roll my eyes.

49. Cough! Say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't.

50. When I came into this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

51. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

52. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

53. The past is very profound, but it is not enough to stop the future.

54. Either be patient or cruel.

55. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

56. A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.

57. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

58. First line: Maybe it seems like it; second line: But it may not be impossible.

59. I cried when I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead. When I woke up and found that I didn’t have a boyfriend at all, I cried even harder.

60. During the Chinese test, I always felt that I was British. During the English test, I felt that I was Chinese. During the math test, I found that I was an alien.

61. Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit it!

62. Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them.

63. Whenever someone speaks ill of you behind your back, there will be a lot of people booing. This is because those who eat shit are destined to be united and friendly with those who shit.

64. Does it hurt? Only you know the pain, and only you know whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me if I am doing well, I can only say that I am still alive.

65. Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day; staying in bed is because you don’t have the courage to start the day.

66. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.

67. Success is 3% of talent plus 97% of not being distracted by the Internet.

68. Rather than messing around, rather than enduring, it is better to be better than two, and it is better to be soaring.

69. The rose is yours, the chocolate is yours, and the diamond is yours. You are mine!

70. You will not give up until you reach the Yellow River, and you will give up only when you sink to the bottom of the Yellow River.

71. Youth, you are so acne-prone!

72. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly.

73. Even if you are a piece of shit, you will encounter a dung beetle one day, so there is no need to feel depressed because you are a piece of shit.

74. Work is so interesting! Especially watching other people work.

75. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

76. Love is like ice cream, no matter how you avoid it, it will eventually melt.

77. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability can lead him away.

78. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all his students in the end.

79. Some memories are dull, but recalling them is worth a thousand words.

80. Life is short, it must be sexy.

81. A certain person, a certain sentence. Certain scenes, certain songs. It can always tear your emotions apart easily.

82. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

83. We all need to face the sun and live proudly

84. I live with a breath of oxygen, and the oxygen is you.

85. When I see you, I lose my appetite, so why talk about sexual desire?

86. The lion and the bear defecated next to a tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his defecation was stronger than the bear's, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes of life: lion feces is better than the bear's. Bear poop!

87. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

88. Believe it or not, I slapped you against the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off.

89. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.

90. The so-called surprise is when the rabbit you have been waiting for arrives. The classic sentence is followed by the wolf!

91. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

92. You keep farting loudly in the office, and your colleagues can’t help but ask you if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shaking and shaking, and asked you what you were doing. You replied that I had set it to vibrate!

93. When a woman pursues a man, there is a veil between them. Men chase women, and mothers are separated from each other.

94. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you

95. Be happy while you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

96. Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will sleep forever after death.

97. For girls: if you go out to hang out, you will get pregnant sooner or later.

98. Freedom is not to rely on others for charity, but to be pursued by oneself.

99. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

100. An oath is just a momentary slip of the tongue

101. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt!

102. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

103. I’ll beat you to the stars.

104. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

105. At this moment, we must live proudly.

106. There is always a group of top academics among parents. They are called other people’s children.

107. I hate it when people I meet through me have better connections than me.

108. People searched for her thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person still looked down upon me

109. On the harmonious campus, the person riding the bicycle may be a PhD supervisor, while the person driving a Mercedes-Benz Maybe it's logistics.

110. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor the distance between us, but the fact that I am standing in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you.

111. What are men afraid of most, the misunderstanding of brothers, the tears of daughter-in-law, and the grievances of parents.

112. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

113. If you dare to make my sister sad, I will make you completely heartbroken

114. A momentary impulse, a crisis for future generations!

115. Mimi lost a bowl and got a big scar, what are you afraid of!

116. The principal is not dead yet, why should we wear mourning clothes?

117. The early bird catches the worm; the early bird catches the worm!

118. Go your own way and let others take a taxi!