1 Who is the King of Beasts? ●Zoo Director
2 What kind of person will appear after death? ●People in the movie
3 What kind of hat cannot be worn?●Nut hat
4 What kind of book can’t be bought in the bookstore?●Suicide note
5 Elephant’s What does the left ear look like? ●Right ear
6 What water can never be used up?●Tears
7 What has five heads, but people don’t think it is strange?●Hands and feet
8 The family asked the doctor about the patient's condition, but the doctor only raised 5 fingers, and the family cried. What was the reason? ●Three longs and two shorts
9 Put a chicken and a goose at the same time On the iceberg, why did the chicken die but not the goose? ●The goose is the penguin
10 Which English letters do people like to listen to and are listened to by the most people? ●CD
11 What is the secret of human longevity? ●Keep breathing, don’t stop breathing
12 The angrier something becomes, the bigger it becomes? ●Temperature
13 What is the flower that blooms all year round? ●Plastic Flower
14 Why does Chang'e like to live on the moon? ●Chang moth likes to eat rabbit meat
15 Where is the narrowest road? ●Enemies often meet on a narrow road
16 What is the name of farting before death? ●No sound
17 When does someone knock on the door and you never say please come in? ●In the toilet
18 What is the smallest island in the world? ●Safety island on the road
19 When the earth explodes, which place is the safest? ●Hell
20 A group of henpecked men are gathering together to discuss how to restore the glory of manhood. Suddenly they heard that their wives were coming. Everyone ran away except one person. Why? ●I fainted from fear
21 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ●The character is Ping
22 What character is used all over the world? ●Arabic numerals
23 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult’s son, but the adult is not the child’s father. Why? ●Because they have a mother-son relationship
24 Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? ●Grandpa, father and son
25 Why can’t eggs be broken with a hammer? ●Of course the hammer won't break
26 A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly there was a big river in front of him. He couldn't swim, but he passed by. Why? ●Fainted
27 The world boxing champion is easily knocked down by what? ●Sleepy
28 There is an idiom with one or four characters for a lady who has been divorced several times?●The ex-father (gong) has exhausted his energy (abandoned)
29 What is the worst thing for a person who stutters? ●Making long-distance calls
30 What did Columbus do next after he stepped into the New World? ●Step on the other foot
31 Is "Kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? ●Conjunction
32 After the heart transplant operation failed, the doctor asked the patient who was about to expire what he wanted to say. Tell me, what do you think he will say? ●Actually, you don’t understand my heart
33 Why do men have to fistfight when they drink together? ●If you don’t eat the toast, you will be fined with wine
34 If 8 is divided into two halves, what is the number? ●0
35 When will the sun rise from the west? ●When swearing
36 There is a newborn baby. There are two children born in the same year, same month and same day as him, and they are born to the same parents, but they are not twins. Is this possible? ●Maybe, they are triplets
37 What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ●Open your eyes
38 A new hospital has opened in the city, with advanced equipment and considerate services.
But the strange thing is: not a single patient is admitted here. Why is this? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 In winter, how can we turn ice into water immediately without heating? ●Remove two points from the ice
40 A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat remain indifferent and continue walking on its path without even looking at this? A mouse?●A blind cat encounters a dead mouse
41 Why does the peacock fly to the southeast instead of the northwest? ●Because there is a high wall in the northwest
42 A truck driver and a motorcyclist collided. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? ●The truck driver was not driving at the time
43 Xiao Ming’s mother has three sons. The eldest only son is called Da Ming, and the second son is called Er Ming. What is the name of the third son? ●Of course my name is Xiao Ming
44 There was a young man who wanted to cross a river to do something; however, there was no boat or bridge in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and he swam to the other side in just an hour. That afternoon, the width and flow rate of the river had not changed. More importantly, his swimming speed had not changed either, but it took him two It took half an hour to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it was? ●Two and a half hours add up to one hour
45 There was a large ship on the sea. Its original capacity was 60 people. As a result, when the 59th person was on board, it sank. Into the sea! Why is this (there are no pregnant or overweight people in the boat; there are no heavy objects on the boat)? ●Don’t be nervous, it is a submarine
46 God doesn’t know what the earth knows, you don’t know and I know ? ● The soles of the shoes are broken
47 There are two people, one facing south and one facing north. They are not allowed to look back, move around, or look in the mirror. Ask them if they can see each other’s eyes. Face? ●Of course, they are standing face to face
48 What kind of eggs cannot be beaten, cooked, and not eaten? ●The zero egg "0" obtained in the exam
49 Use coconut Which one is more painful? Watermelon or watermelon? ●My head hurts
50 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ●Confucius’ son is on the left. Mencius’ disciples are above
51 What can I borrow without paying it back? ●Borrow light
52 What is the first animal you see when you enter the zoo? ●Conductor
53 What is something that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? ●Angle
54 What will increase by half when it is inverted? ●6
55 It will be destroyed just by calling its name. What is it? ●Silence
56 What often comes but never really comes? ●Tomorrow
57 Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Due to the language barrier, his parents seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang did not understand any foreign language. He was not deaf-mute, but he seemed to be in his own way. The country has never felt any inconvenience. Why? ●Xiao Wang is a baby
58 How can I write red letters with a blue pen? ●Write the word "red"
59 When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate? ●Spare tire
60 There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? ●Sink to the bottom of the river
61 Under what circumstances will a person smoke from his orifices? ●Cremation
62 The vixen is best at bewitching men, so what kind of "spirit" can confuse men and women together?● Alcohol
p>63 Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes?● Chickens lay eggs
64 Why do two tigers fight to the death and have to fight to the death? ●No one dares Breaking up the fight
65 Mr. Lin received an artificial heart after major surgery. After she recovered from the illness, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her. Why did this happen? ●I didn’t really love her
66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, two people can do it Can't do it together.
What is this doing? ●Dreaming
67 Are black chickens or white chickens more powerful? Why? ●Black chickens, black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs
68 Return at midnight You realize you forgot to bring your key and no one else is at home. What is your biggest wish? ● The door is forgotten
69 What are the benefits of black hair? ●Not afraid of tanning
70 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? ●Go to heaven and get a seat
71 The manager can’t cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is it? ●Fired
72 What kind of wine should not be drunk? ●Iodine
73 Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to humans? ●As long as you don’t drink it
74 What can you hit without any effort? ●Doze
75 There is something that people who buy it know, people who sell it know it, but only people who use it don’t know it. What is it? ●Coffin
76 Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what kind of book does a fat woman look like? ●Bound volume
77 What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? ●No one knows
78 A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, then backs up and turns right. Where is the cow's tail facing? ●Chao Di
79 "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "nurture"? ●The day after tomorrow
80 What are the main causes of divorce? ●Marriage
81 How to divide 9 oranges fairly among 13 children? ●Squeeze them into juice
82 Place a pencil on the ground so that no one can cross it How to do it? ●Put it against the wall
83 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? ●She can’t sit
84 Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ●Trees don’t jump
85 Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed of nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour without refueling or other fuel? ●Earth
86 What do you call a beautiful woman who does not have children after getting married because she is afraid of losing her figure? ●Peerless Beauty
87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ●Afraid of eating one's own fingers
88 Who never dares to take a bath● Clay figurine
89 Why are most Buddhists in the Northern Hemisphere? ●Nan "无" Amitabha
90 What is not illegal to steal?●Smirk
91 Do you know where modern scientists are generally born? ●In the hospital
92 Why do the wild geese fly south? ●Because they walk too slowly on their feet
93 You can eat winter melons, cucumbers, watermelons, and pumpkins, but what kind of melons can’t be eaten? ●Fool
94 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? ●The last child took the basin away with him
95 Lao Wang shaved forty or fifty times a day, but he still had a beard on his face. What is the reason? ●Lao Wang is a barber
96 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? ●This is the word "wrong"
97 What kind of car is difficult to move? ●Windmill
98 Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student, why●Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student
< p>99 How many sides does a box have? ●Two sides. Inside and outside100 Which month has 28 days? ●Every month has 28 days