Although cold jokes are born out of failed jokes, they are more popular now. Now, I have compiled100000 cold jokes for you. Let's laugh together.

100,000 meaningless jokes: 1, God said:

Without you,

The whole world will be dark,

It's bleak,

The earth stopped running.

Life is ruined.

Civilization ends here.

You ask God: Impossible. I'm that important?

God: You said that if my rice bucket was gone, I would starve to death. How can we create human civilization?

After graduation ceremony, a Tsinghua student got into a taxi and said excitedly? Hello, I am a graduate of Tsinghua in 2002! ? The driver said? What a coincidence. I'm in the class of 66. , so a refers to the old man selling sweet potatoes, said? He was not liberated when he graduated ~?

On a business trip to Xi 'an, a Dalian native boasted a lot about Dalian, then said that Dalian held a grand' celebration' on the centenary of its founding, and then asked the next person:? Are there any celebrations for the centenary of Xi 'an? Several Xi's buddies next to them froze. After a while, they forced out a sentence: I remember I had one when Xi Jian 'an was built 600 years ago? Playing the prince in the bonfire? bar

One day, the United Nations was holding a general meeting, and all the delegates wanted to speak.

The chairman of the meeting is an Englishman. When everyone was fighting for the right to speak, the Japanese raised their hands.

The chairman said: it can be said! Japan took the opportunity to say a lot.

But the chairman said, can you speak English?

The Japanese said: I'm just speaking English! ! The Japanese are talking again.

At this moment, the chairman added: Can you stand up and speak?

The Japanese said: I stood up. ..........

One hundred thousand meaningless jokes 2: 1, it was hot, I took my six-year-old son to the park to enjoy the cool, and met my best friend. When she saw my son, she praised him. When my son is happy, his mouth is sweet and his aunt cries short.

My friend hurried to the sorbet stand to buy sorbet. Long time no see, how can people spend money, just say: never give it to him. The sorbet is cold. Don't spoil the child's stomach. ?

The son said:? Mom, look, the sorbet is not cold, it is steaming! ?

I went to steal peaches, but the gardener caught me.

The shopkeeper asked:? Children, what are you doing in the tree?

I said:? Grandpa, I found some peaches on the ground. I'm going to hang them again. ?

The child didn't do well in the exam and was beaten by his mother.

The child asked:? Mom, I still can't solve this problem. ?

His mother said grumpily, how many times have I told you that you can't? Your head was kicked by a donkey?

As a result, my son choked up and said, You hit me like this! ?

I want to buy a jacket, but I can't make up my mind about all kinds of brands. My daughter took my skirt and said, dad, buy a seven-wolf one. ?

Seeing that I didn't understand, my daughter added: Isn't mom a sheep? So you won't be so afraid of her! ?

There are many reasons why my mother forgot to wake me up. She said there were too many things piled up in my bed. She searched everywhere but couldn't find it. I thought I had gone to school. . .

2. On the subway, the child sitting next to me asked his mother: Why is the sea salty?

Mom: Because there is salt in the sea.

The child asked again: Why do you want to put salt?

Mom: Without salt, the water would have stinked!

3. A friend, a man, asked his son: Do you love your father or mother more?

Children will think and say: mom. At this moment, dad raised his chest and said:

I can't believe you love mom more. Listen, you drank me to death.

Your mother still has so much. So the child was very moved and said: Dad is the best!

My niece asked me why Donald is surnamed Tang, and I explained to her that Donald likes to eat sugar.

My niece asked me why Mickey Mouse's surname was Mi, and I said that because Mickey Mouse likes rice,

The little niece nodded puzzled, then grabbed Shrek around her and threw him out of the window.

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