Look here!!!
Xiaoyu: Alexander said: The deadliest warrior on the battlefield often has a face that is hard to remember
Se : And this kind of special lines, special shots, and elegant tracks should all be used by me.
Yu: I have been waiting for this day... for a long time (facing the camera with a smile)
Oh my God - -.
Scar Jason’s follower: Boss, boss, I’m a little embarrassed to say this...
Green Watermelon Bean Pasta Dessert
J: Scar XX for short X: Summer for short P: Narrator
J: Hello (close range), do you know who I am?
X: It’s too close, I can’t recognize it.
P: (Oh)
J: (Back) Do you know this?
X: Well... I don’t know
J: Do you want to know?
X: I don’t want to
J: (Others laugh) I don’t want to. Very good. I'll give you a chance. If you guess right, let me go. If you don't guess, let me go. (I laugh wildly~~~~~~~~) Okay, let me give you a hint. It has something to do with the mark on my face. It's a very cruel name. , look at my face carefully, don’t think too much
Okay
>J: Answer me quickly, do you have 700 yuan?
X: No
J: No? It doesn’t feel like it
X: No
J: No, then there is no
X: Why are you so nervous
J: Let’s go (leave)
X: I don’t have 700, but I have 1,000.
J: (Back) Why didn’t you tell me earlier that you had 1,000?
I didn’t bring it
J: (turning the camera) Why didn’t you bring it?
X: Because I don’t want to lie
J: (Sad to my little brother ) He said he didn’t want to lie (Facing Xia Tian) What should we do now?
X: Do you really need 700 urgently?
J: Nonsense, but you don’t have it
X: If you want it, I’ll go back and get it for you
J: Come on, you Once you leave, you will never come back
I believe you,
X: Okay, just wait for me
J: Remember, go and come back soon
It’s a bit far
J: How long will it take?
Yes, remember, you only get 500 when you give me 1,000 yuan, so you have to ask me for 200. Remember, the total is ***1,200,
X: Oh
P: Big brother, big brother... .I’m a little embarrassed to say that we are here to blackmail others. Can we give him 500 like this?
J: I have faith in human nature.
(Two days after returning home to get the money in the summer)
First subordinate: Big Brother, Big Brother, I’m a little embarrassed to say it. It’s been two days. How long do we have to wait here? The sun is so big, that kid won’t come~
Scar Jason: Wow~~~~~Human nature is really unbelievable. I will still be deceived when I grow up~ ~~~~~
First subordinate: Big brother, I’m a little embarrassed to say that that kid is here~
Scar Jason: Uh, he’s here? It’s so touching~ Look, human nature is indeed kind!
One subordinate: Yes.
Scar Jason: Great! So touching! Did you get the money?
Xia Tian: One thousand yuan was taken away by my mother. . Your 500 taxi was lost
Scar Jason: Ah~~~~~~ I'll strangle you to death! Why are you coming back? I'm from the underworld!
Dadong:
I’m in a bad mood today, so I’ll fight another day.\I’m in a bad mood today, and I’ll fight another day.\I’m in a bad mood today, and I’ll fight another day. Splash
Dadong----Wait a moment.
Scar----what do you want to do?
Dadong----I don’t allow you to hit my friends in front of me.
Scar----Okay, can't you see it if you turn backwards? (The little followers started laughing wildly) What do you want to do again?
Dadong----I won't let you hit my friends in front of me, so... hit me too!
It’s also funny when a mosaic appears on Ren Chenwen’s face
I’m sorry, brothers, let me tell you, because when I was young, whenever I was scared, my face would appear That mosaic appears. Hohoho, so please let me go, please? I didn't pull it on purpose!
**********
Just do it and remove the mosaic for me! It’s not a code-locked channel, come on!
Xia Tian: Sorry, I have practiced a relatively powerful song
......
Xia Tian: The mountains are clear and the water is quiet and quiet.
A gust of wind came from the center of the lake
(pause)
Go, go, go, go, go
repeat
< p>There are fewer people around at duskMid-air... The moon shadow is shaking on the water in mid-air
Ren Chenwen: I have been searching all night, and I still can’t find it. I’m so tired that I’m almost confused. Come out
Natsumi: >o<(Swearing without showing off) Let others play with Chen Wen, you can’t do it, little brother
R: It’s not me
p>Doesn’t it sound good to let others play with my surname of a superpower walker so loudly? Hahaha, just call me Chen Wen, okay?
X: Who cares about you? Dare you... ..I will make you shine like gold. . .
Hazy, why is it just me?
--Um, Mr. Driver (hahaha) I have something urgent, can you please drive faster, hehehe, otherwise I can drive and pull!
——It’s already driving very fast. If you don’t believe me, take a look for yourself. (Speaking dialect)
(Sound effect) The speedometer is less than 30Km/h
Remember when the grandpa erased Vincent’s memory in episode 3!
Xia Ma: Dad, erase his memory.
Grandpa: OK
Xia Ma: Come help
Grandpa: Modilashulaba Ha
Dad Xia: Hello...Grandpa, if I remember correctly, it should be called - Irisri Wai Hura Baha!!
Grandpa :Do you want me to play with you for a while?
Dad Xia: Yes...you can play...
Grandpa: Let's play for real this time... Iris...Which way?
Xia Ma: (angry) Over there!
Xia Yu: _ _!..The truck is driving too much and even switches gears to reverse, really interesting!
Natsumi: Mother’s order! !
Xia Mei: Let anyone finish it·Chen Wen! ! (_ _! No wonder he was "played" by the ghost dragon later...)
Dong: (raises his head and looks at the sky affectionately) I believe in Xiu, we will treat him strictly
Se :(Disdain) Arrogant maniacs are waiting for you.
Dong: (Surprised) Real or fake
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Selling Dongcheng Wei Ticket time
If we don’t sell tickets, it will be too late. The concert will start soon. I’ve never sold tickets before, and I don’t know how to sell them. (Sigh) It would be embarrassing if I couldn’t sell them. Hey~~~~ (Looking at the votes affectionately) Forget it, I’ll give it a try. If it doesn’t sell, you can’t blame me.
**********The background music is playing
Concert tickets. Does anyone want to buy concert tickets? In the evening at Old Butt, 200 per ticket. (He looks so innocent and cute~~~~) Forget it, I know I don’t have the talent to sell tickets. (Short sigh)
************End of background music
Xiu and Toucheng Wei are going to hold a concert at Lao Butt....
Student A: Wow, Dongcheng Wei’s ticket~~ (pick it up)
Student B: Flash (kick)
Student C: Go away! Mine (kick again)
********A group of people gathered around*********I want...
*** ****Xia Tian was in tatters but covered with money and had a silly smile on his face~~~~~~~~~~
The police and grandpa came to the house together
So beautiful Come out, Sadako
The police are afraid of shouting while raising their guns
Hurry up~~~~call the police, call the police~~~
Grandpa immediately hurry up after hearing this Hug it tightly (hang on). The police said hold it tight~~ Is it tight enough?
Dad Xia:
If I hadn’t "handled" it and it fell, otherwise Do you think I only gave birth to three children, only Natsumi?
Otherwise there would be "summer noodles", "summer eggs", "down the stairs" and so on~~~ p>
V: You are very good. At NTU...
X: (Keep nodding in the kitchen)
Yu: Not bad, How can I compare to you? Your career has been so big, Vincent.
V: You are too polite. As long as you are willing to work hard, my small achievement is nothing. (pause) What did you just call me? Outside the membership?
Yu: No, you heard wrong..
**********(skip summer)
V : Are you...
Mei: I am Natsumi, hello, color girl~~~~~~~
V: (changes face) What~~girlfriend... .
Tian: Oh, XM means that you are very much like the kind of member of the Communist Party of China in ancient times.
V: Oh, oh haha, Yuanwai, XM, you are really imaginative and creative. It’s exactly the same as what your mother said. (Brother Xiong nodded happily in the kitchen. ) Weird, is the member of the Communist Party of China you just mentioned the kind of person who bullied kind-hearted people in ancient times, and was very stingy and perverted?
Three: Well~~~Yes, yes, then would you do this?
V: (with a strong change of expression) Do you think I can?
Silence~~~~~~~
V: Just kidding, just kidding~~~
Three: (Shocked) Oh, so humorous Oh~~~~~
V: It’s okay~~~~~
Dong: Don’t you all feel it? In addition to losing our powers, the energy in our bodies is also disappearing bit by bit~~ I don’t want to be like Sister Kong. After losing the bear beads, I slowly age (turning to the camera). Look, I’ve been (Push your eyes with your hands), have your crow's feet increased? (Grinning, grinning, blinking), (Changing face) Yes~~~
Se: Shakespeare said that people can control their own destiny. If we are controlled by others, , the fault is not fate, but ourselves.
Yu: Hey, after I stopped fighting, I became more familiar with the book.
Dong: Come on, he often uses this sentence.
**********************Sheng
Dong: Xiu, you have to hurry up, I don’t want to be there by then , even DBJS can defeat me, then I will drift to Iron Spacetime to find you.
Xiu: You really think too much~
Yu: (laughing) That’s right, you stay at YS’s house all day long, and there are people protecting you 24 hours a day. What are you afraid of DBJS~~
Se: (funny) And you still have JBS, don’t worry, he will protect you~~~~~~
(Sound effect~~~~ ~~)
Dong: (to the camera) Oh, WDD, who ranks third on my KO list, now~~actually has to rely on JBS to protect me~~~~ (sound effect - oh~ ~) That will click~~~~~
**********
Xia Mei came out with a bunch of garlic
Summer : Why do you carry garlic with you?
Natsumi: Because I am a motorcycle~~
Xiu: We psychics are born with the ability to practice martial arts.
Dadong: No wonder I feel that I have been able to practice Kung Fu since I was a child, which is different from others.
Xiao Yu: Me too.
Arthur: I thought others were too stupid. ˇ~ˇ
Dadong: Oh, a narcissist is a narcissist!!!ˉ∶ˉ
I’ll go clean my dad and see if he wakes up in the training room No
Did Han say I can’t choose? Let summer leave and I stay! I stayed!
Mysterio: Your physical body is not here. You have no choice but to say that you are of no use to the Demon Lord. You choose a ghost!
Xiaoyu: Shakespeare said kindness is golden
Dadong: Would Shakespeare say such a sentence?
Xiaoyu: Yes
Dadong: I will use this sentence from now on
Arthur: Sweat
In The conversation between Xia Yu and Moxibustion Lai in Episode 11
Xia Yu: "Wait, where are the other elders?"
Moxibustion Lai: "? It's just me!"< /p>
Xia Yu: "Aren't all the nine elders here?"
Moxibustion Lai: "Not all the nine elders are here... It's Moxibustion and Eunuchilai. Lai, my superpower surname It’s moxibustion and moxibustion. My name is Lai. Not all the nine elders are here, but Muggles only know me as moxibustion lai..."
Xia Yu: "Oh~~Taiwanese boxing! (MS Taiwan's so-called drinking boxing... = =) You are scissors (wine = moxibustion), what about cloth and stone (come to throw with the mother)?" p>
Moxibustion Lai: "Hahaha..."
Xia Yu: "Ho ho ho... ho ho..."
Moxibustion Lai glared at For a moment...Xia Yu sweated - -|||
Moxibustion Lai: "He came home but didn't come... Uh huh huh (sneer...)"
Come out
Natsumi: >o<(Swearing without showing off) Let others play with Chen Wen, you can’t do it, little brother
R: It’s not me
p>Doesn’t it sound good to let others play with my surname of a superpower walker so loudly? Hahaha, just call me Chenwen, okay?
X: Who cares about you? I’ll tell you Come on, find me as soon as possible. If you dare to go back to sleep, I will make you sparkle. . .
The police and grandpa came to the house together
Mei brought out Sadako
The police were afraid of shouting while raising their guns
Hurry up~~~~call the police~~~
After hearing this, grandpa immediately hugged (hung) tightly and the police said hold tight~~Is it too tight to hold like this?