Self-introduction of the host (1)

I am loved by everyone, flowers bloom when they see them, cars have to turn when they see them, beer sees XXX with the lid opened, I want it now Let me introduce myself. If you have time, listen to it. If you don’t have time, listen to it. Listen to my voice. I guarantee that your wishes will come true, and you will be safe and happy every year!

I am a male. , that is, non-female. XX years old, XX meters tall - wearing shoes, currently unmarried. I didn’t pass the key undergraduate program, but I missed the general undergraduate program by a few points, so I had no choice but to enroll in a junior college. However, my performance is still very brilliant - I have been a monitor in elementary school, and now I am a white-collar worker - I wear a white shirt and work in a large multinational company - I am a table cleaner in KFC, but even though I am a table cleaner, my salary is very generous ——If I don’t be late or leave early, I can get a full 800 yuan), I have a house - I have to pay monthly rent, I have a car - an environmentally friendly non-motor vehicle, and a thick stack of bankbooks and credit cards - There's just no money in it. Now I want to find a rich woman to be my wife, who is slim, beautiful, gentle, cute, well-informed, talented, and capable. I can consider someone like Bill Gates' daughter or Buffett's granddaughter. Why is that person laughing? I know what you want to say. Don't you just want to say that I am a swan trying to eat a toad? What's the point? Who makes us so kind-hearted? We should all donate our kindness. Wow! Who still has the banana peel? I'd better stop talking. Besides, the bricks are coming and I have to be beaten to death! Thank you everyone!

The host introduces himself (2)

I am Mao Saipan An, my Yi surpasses Guan Yu, I outwit Kong Ming, I know astronomy from the top, geography from the bottom, I can speak in chapters, I can write in writing, I understand Yin and Yang, I can predict the Eight Diagrams, I know the strange sects, I know Dunjia, I am a great hero, a great hero , the great swordsman, the great master, who is said to be the one who can collapse mountains, split the ground, and water can flow backwards. He can catch the waves without a trace of ghosts or worry. He is unprecedented and unprecedented. He is the best in the world - "handsome"! My name is xx, thank you all!

Self-introduction of the host (3)

Welcome to our Dalian, I am the most talented, handsome, graceful, graceful, tall and mighty in Dalian tourism industry, known as landslide When the water flows back, ghosts will be sad, beauty and wisdom are combined, heroes and chivalrous incarnations, everyone is loved by everyone, and the car is loved by the car. The master can be a driver, and the master can be a guest. Haha, I am just kidding everyone. , liven up the anger in our car. My name is XXX and I am your tour guide in Dalian this time. You can call me Xiao The same as the car. Since you meet me in Dalian to serve you, I will definitely let you have fun and enjoy yourself. We hope that our services will bring you the feeling of being at home for a thousand days and going out is not difficult.

Now I will start our trip with a song. Everyone, please raise your golden palms, silver palms, and cacti and applaud for my little X. (Singing) Introducing the itinerary.