If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue lives longer than teeth, and software lives longer than hardware.

brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because holding a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other

When you hear a name and think of something, the city is quiet and makes people tremble.

playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

Why do you want me to wait so hard? Why can't you love me, even a little?

It's not difficult to drive. I'm afraid there are new people.

Please respect yourself, and my daughter only sells herself, but not entertainers.

Rogues are not terrible. I'm afraid hooligans have culture.

It's easy to hide, but it's hard to guard against shame.

You can see my words on the screen, but you can't. Jing M.Guo 2xx

When you come and I send text messages, it's called letter communication, frequent text messages to each other are called letter climax, boring text messages to others are called letter harassment, only receiving and not sending them is called letter indifference, and only calling and not writing text messages is called letter incompetence.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. I'm not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

When the bird is big, everything in the Woods will be moldy.

I'd rather be arrogant than fall in love.

I won't commit crimes if people don't commit crimes against me. If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, uproot the grass

People's life is like taking a shit, sometimes you have worked hard, but all you can get out is a fart.

Life is like a trip, and you may turn over somewhere.

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. 2

1. Inspiration is what God whispers to you, but God is too busy to tell you a second time

2. We scold people thousands of times, but we don't allow others to scold a word

3. Why does grandma like her granddaughter-in-law, but she doesn't like her daughter-in-law, because the enemy of her enemy is her friend

4. Fat is an attitude, but meat is. Obesity is also a kind of figure

5. I'm not a post station, a place where you can rest when you are tired

6. You are invisible and don't reply to my news. Your spirit is really worth learning

7. I'm not Wu Song, but I can't compete with you as a tigress

8. Those who have hurt me in the past, don't worry, I'll pay you back slowly

9. This is the dignity of a school scum

1. There are two kinds of people's looks: one is natural beauty, and the other is natural inspiration

11. Just because I look at you more in the crowd, I am blind

12. Eat delicious food to celebrate when I am happy; Eat delicious food to comfort you when you are sad

13. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Is it necessary to find love rat

14. If you don't go out for a walk, you will think that this is the world

15. If time can last forever, I will still fall in love with you

16. Take out the fighting power like a man and fight with this world to the end

17. The invigilator can't help but look at me more

18. I didn't know what it means to cry without tears until I entered the examination room.

19. One person wants freedom, while two people want warmth.

2. I lingered in this age of amnesia, leaving doubts everywhere.

21. Even if I am silly and ridiculous, it doesn't matter to you. However, the reality played a huge joke on me.

23. Seriously, I can live without you, but I'm just a little less happy.

24. I didn't know how ugly (smelly) it is to follow someone else's ass until after wishful thinking.

25. The flowers are beautiful, but I lost the courage to get close to them.

26. A sexy woman is not a slut. A man with a playboy is the meanest

27. Waiting for a discovery and a touch will make love boil again

28. Cats and mice fall in love, which is just a deception

29. Why do men embarrass women? You will never understand her pain

3. Men and women are just having fun. Is it necessary to take it seriously?

3. When will the person who loves me come back?

32. Everything has a shelf life. Can you still have love after the shelf life?

33. I stand alone in the lost street, but the vague past is gradually becoming clear.

34. You didn't know how to cherish when I loved you. Now I'm gone.

35. When I grow up, I learned it, and I have no heart and no feelings.

It's just a whim.

37. Flowers bloom for a season just to wait for your return. Although the flowering period is short, my heart has not changed.

38. Everyone is sad. Why do you hurt others so badly?

39. He is my dream. How can everyone understand

4. I admit that I am timid and don't let anyone know that I like you.

41. Not everyone will unconditionally pay for you

42. Copying the answers to the highest level is beside the point

43. I don't have any shortcomings, but I am a little kowtowing

44. I understand playing dumb and continue to be friends, as long as you understand

45. When you have long hair and waist, there will definitely be a lot of static electricity, or I won't give it to you. I'll return you two beautiful girls next year

47. I heard that the quilt is a branch of heaven on earth, so it's no wonder that I have nothing to do but sleep late.

48. My sister might as well be a man, and there will be many good friends like brothers.

49. I like the evening, because no one can see the tears in my eyes at night.

5. Don't count the stars with your IQ, just count the moon. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

　2。 Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning up!

　3。 After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

　4。 Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

　5。 Yes! How famous you are. You have made more than 1 movies, but now you are not allowed to broadcast pornography.

　6。 Dad says handsome men lie, and mom says unattractive men lie. Your dad is a good example.

　7。 Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

　8。 People in the upper class always like to do something dirty.

　9。 When winter comes, no one will knit me a scarf, so I'll buy one myself.

　1。 On the train, a white woman and a black woman are nursing their babies. "Mom, mom," said the white baby, "I want chocolate milk, too."

　11。 Cheap is also an art, let's do this art well together!

　12。 We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, and one day the parallel lines bend.

　13。 I'm not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

　14。 You can't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you.

　15。 You are the song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

　16。 If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I was innocent.

　17。 How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

　18。 Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

　19。 I just found out that the way to attract a man is to keep him from getting it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to keep her satisfied.

　2。 Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

　21。 It's not terrible to die. What's terrible is that you dare not die.

　22。 I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

　23。 The tragedy of life lies in: I worked so hard to have a beautiful dream with fragrant content all night, and I woke up the next morning and I couldn't remember it all!

　24。 Don't say sorry to me, because we are all right.

　25。 If cutting my hair means cutting my memories, can I lose my memory if I cut my head?

　26。 I wanted to let the paper plane take me into your heart, but I crashed halfway.

　27。 You chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

　28。 Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

　29。 After today, don't meet again. I'm afraid to wake up and beat you several times every day.

　3。 If the exam is rewarded with QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

　31。 I won't bend over when money falls in the sky, because even pies won't fall in the sky, let alone money.

　32。 If you comfort others, you can't comfort yourself after all.

　33。 Heaven has not given me a great responsibility, but it still pains my mind and pains my bones and muscles.

　34。 When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; When you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

　35。 My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people attack me, I will be angry!

　36。 The first part: the student ID card, the admission ticket and the ID card did not bring the second part: the listening questions, the reading questions, the composition questions, and the cross-examination questions: the focus is on participation.

　37。 As soon as I got up in the morning, I felt an impulse to take a nap.

　38。 Tencent's "input" has given many people hope and many people disappointment.

　39。 I have thought about the five words "especially hard-working", and I have only achieved the first four.

　4。 Women are divided into two types: married and unmarried, and men are divided into two types: voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

　41。 In front of beauty: there is danger to save, and there is no danger to create danger.

　42。 No one born is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death is born, so don't pretend to be horizontal!

　43。 Give me a woman and I can create a nation; Give me a bottle of wine, and I can lead them to conquer the world!

　44。 It is not terrible to be lovelorn for 33 days. What is terrible is that after 34, 35 and 36 days of lovelorn, my period has not come yet!

　45。 Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

　46。 People in the upper class always like to do something dirty.

　47。 Yesterday, I went to the city to take part in the pigeon-letting competition, and as a result, I went alone.

　48。 What if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

　49。 There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

　5。 Mom said: even if you are jealous, you should pretend to drink soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you. Classic network funny sentence 4

1. Wear a mink, clip a bag and hug a little sister.

2. Keep your neck back and talk to the sky, saying that you are the eldest brother.

3. It's cool in your hand, and your heart is naturally high.

4. A good fire wastes carbon, and a good woman wastes sweat.

5. Soft Chinese, hard Yuxi, the shorter the hair, the better.

6. it's not a crime for men to use qiang, and women mix society by bi.

7. It's all my food. No one should touch the chopsticks.

8. Without the fierce kiss at that time, it would have rolled in the passionate bed now.

9. Being rich doesn't necessarily mean having a way, and daring to touch doesn't necessarily mean daring to cao.

1. I am an old Chinese doctor who specializes in bragging.

11. People from all walks of life are very happy with all kinds of small flowers and flowers.

12. all kinds of languages, all kinds of small bites and all kinds of sets.

13. All kinds of small rooms are open, and all kinds of women are hi.

14. On the way to Niu B, can you ensure an erection all the way?

15. Poor Nike Fuadi is a rogue with Armani.

16. Don't call me arrogant. I just don't deal with animals.

17. A man is like a dog. Whoever has the ability can take it away.

18. How many tiger B's knives are beautiful women, and how many beautiful women are rich and cheap.

19. Don't use my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

2. Be happy when you see B, and shoot when you touch it!

21. ten thousand people fall down with rosy cheeks, so it's not true that girls use big treasures.

22. What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly? Abort the baby and continue to work.

23. Little white socks, little red shoes, not a girl or a whore.

24. Look up at your crotch and bow your head.

25. I only blame myself for being too young. You can't tell a man from a dog.

26. Life is long and you can't tell who is brilliant.

27. Sister, don't look back. I'm not wearing underwear yet.

28. Force life to death, and fight for life.

29. If you are forced to lose money, you will be forced to be forced, and finally you will die on the force.

3. Men love because of sex, while women love because of sex.

31. The radar basically doesn't look, and Baotou basically depends on walking!

32. Objects can be everywhere, and there must be countless whore.

33. Don't be proud, little girl, you will be stung sooner or later.

34. Black silk with Xiao Gao, girl, you are so coquettish!

35. I like women in man show, who are bored in front of others and coquettish in front of me.

36. I made the person who tripped me never get up. The person who helps me up, I let him never fall.

37. People who love you the most fuck you the deepest. 38. There are thousands of willows and one underpants left.

39. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao. Wet wood meets fire, and that's man show.

4. The world is big, a bed is small, and the two people in the bed used to be very nice, but they can't grow old.

41. Boys are not hooligans and have abnormal development.

42. If the heart doesn't go with love, it's agreed to stay overnight.

43. Young girls are precious, young women are more expensive, and if there is a rich woman, you can throw them both away.

44. See through, don't say through, and continue to be friends.

45. Why sleep for a long time before death? Classic network funny sentence 5

Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact, it's all made up.

A woman's wardrobe is like a harem. There are countless beauties, and only a few are loved.

Although the bird is small, it can play.