The top ten humorous jokes that make you cramp from laughing include:

1. I make myself so round just to prevent others from looking down on me.

2. I finally understand why you have to "lick" Oreos first, because then no one will grab them.

3. How much does love cost? If it’s more than two pieces, I’ll buy spicy strips.

4. The taste of the world is pure joy. Is it okay to find a partner?

5. Your words of respect many years ago have made me lose weight.

6. Do you think rich people are happy? Wrong, their happiness is beyond your imagination.

7. Don’t play with fire in Minecraft, otherwise you can’t afford the consequences.

8. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

9. True love needs to wait. Anyone can say they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

10. Be a brave person and learn to bear every slap that fate gives you.