Written by myself, let’s take a look

Review Fengyun

(In the evening review stage): Liu stretched himself and said: I have an exam tomorrow. Come and review frequently. When you’re done reviewing, go to bed and take a good nap!

Jian: (walking in slowly with hands on his back): Ah hum, Liu Yu, are you ready for tomorrow's exam?

Liu: Ready, Dad!

Jane: What?

Liu: No, I’m used to it at home. Yes, teacher!

Jane: Well, okay, let me test you first!

Liu: Okay, you are asking about astronomy, geography, history, literature, mathematics, Chinese, culture, and science. Jian: OK, I teach Chinese. I will test you on a few ancient poems first: Where is a pear blossom pressing behind a begonia?

Liu: A million troops will cross the river!

Jian dropped her glasses, picked them up, and wiped her sweat: Forget it, what about two more orioles singing in the green willows?

Liu: A branch of red apricot came out of the wall. Hey, teacher, can you tell me something difficult? Isn’t it too easy?

Jian was speechless for a while: It’s simple, okay (quietly said to the audience: Hey, I’ll do the couplets, let’s see what you do) Let’s do the couplets!

Jian: Remember, my talents will be useful.

Liu: The mouse’s son can dig holes!

Jane fell down and got up: Longan, lychee and papaya are all the best fruits in Lingnan. Let’s see how you get it right! explain!

Liu: Teacher, don’t be so fierce. It’s up to me. As he spoke, he made an eagle pose: The second line is of course Shaolin Wudang Emei, both are authentic martial arts!!!

Jian Kuang vomited blood: You are so unreasonable! There is a glimpse of the leopard in the tube!

Liu: Teacher, I understand this. A glimpse of a leopard in the pipe shocked me!

Jane stepped down.

Shang: Test, test, test is the teacher’s magic weapon, but copy, copy, copy, is the student’s trick! (Speaking, shaking his head and bumping into Jane head-on)

Liu: Oh, Director Shang, what brought you here?

Shang: Don’t be too close, let me ask you, did you make Teacher Jian angry?

Liu: (glaring) No, director~~~

Shang: Okay, I can’t stand it anymore, just don’t have it. Have you reviewed your history class?

Liu: OK, 100% wrong!

Shang: Well, 100%? What! ! !

Liu: Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue

Shang: Forget it, I won’t argue with you, just rely on you to answer a few questions, then go to bed and have a good rest.

Liu: OK, tell me!

Shang: Here you go, what are Li Hongzhang’s deeds?

Liu: It’s simple. He applied for the Olympics (finger wrestling), launched the largest peasant uprising in Spain, and also participated in the Red Army and was the fifth president!

Shang: @$#$$^$^#$^^$^

Shang: (holding back his anger) Another sequence of Chinese dynasties

Liu (Think about it for a while): Of course it was Xia, Shang, Zhou, Spring and Autumn, Warring States, and Qin

Shang nodded and smiled

Liu: Then Guan Yu worshiped Sun Wukong as his teacher, and the three kingdoms unified the world, then the Qing Dynasty, which was replaced by the Ming Dynasty Destroyed, then destroyed by Yuan, then Tang unified the world, and then

Shang: You can do it, but you are ruthless. But you always know the third son of China, right? Confucius, Laozi. What about another one?

Liu: Madman!

Shang: I'm crazy

This is, Jane walks in.

Jian: Director, are you going crazy?

Shang nodded.

Jane: Long live understanding. Then he raised his head and said to Liu: You! Give me more verses!

Liu looked helpless and whispered: What's wrong? Then he said: Oh.

Jian: What about the previous sentence about pedestrians on the road who want to die?

Liu raised his hand: Three ghosts knocked on the door in the middle of the night!

Jian was speechless again.

Shang said: It seems that you are really the most difficult one for me to ask you in Chinese (roaring)! ! ! !

Liu: Salute and say: Yeser!

Shang Nu said: If you are poor, you can only take care of yourself. Give me an answer! ! !

Liu Ye yelled: If you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines! ! ! !

Shang Jian looked at each other and ran out quickly. Liu continued to yell: Teacher, don’t leave, I have three other cobblers, and they all have the same stink! ! !

Jian: Director, this guy is hopeless

Shang: The heroes see the same thing. They all failed the last exam, and they were all duck eggs delivered by cesarean section

Jane: It’s just that that guy’s composition writing was pretty good, and their substitute composition teacher laughed about it last time.

Shang: Oh? That guy is not hopeless, let’s go and take a look!

Jane: No, director.

Shang (accepted the paper with a bright face, then his face suddenly changed, and he read): My sister is "earth-shaking" when she talks, "overjoyed" when she sees food, and "earth-shaking" when she picks up things. , when she was heartbroken, she would "cry heaven and earth", and when she borrowed money from me, she would "beg heaven and earth". Now that she is finally married, she is really "thank God..." Hahahaha (then walked to the side like a lunatic)

Jane: What is it, let me read it again? (She copied another article) Confessions of animals? Woof woof woof (a lot)

At this time, Liu came in, shaking his head and saying. :: "The door for people to enter and exit is locked, and the dog hole is also locked."

A voice shouted: They are all locked! What a poem, what a poem!

Jane, Shang: Oh my God! !

Let’s talk about whether learning is important or not.

Time is wasted every day.

You also need to pay attention to quality in your studies, don’t be like him (pointing at Liu): just pretending to be useless!