The following is more funny:
Xiaobai looks very much like his brother, so use an idiom
Answer: The truth is revealed
Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?
Answer: Pears (ions) are hot
Q: Who is the most compassionate anime character in the world?
Answer: Still Doraemon
Why: Because he always extends his round hand to people!
Q: Who is the darkest anime character in the world? Who?
Answer: Doraemon
Why: Because he couldn’t see his fingers
A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the ice sea and was killed. What does it become when you fish it up?
Answer: Betel nut
Q: What chicken is the fastest in the world? What kind of chicken is slow?
A: Kentucky Chicken Nuggets (fast)
Nicole Kitman (slow)
Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: People!
Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?
A: Eat a vegetable! ~~
Q: Which animal is the master?
A: Pig, because pigs (abacus) are masters in arithmetic
Q: What animal is most likely to be posted on On the wall?
A: Poster Leopard
Q: What will happen to the fat man if he falls from the 12th floor?
A: Dead fat man
Q: Who will help you with food when you are full?
A: Flying dragon, because flying dragon is adding food in (the sky)
Q: A puppy is here He was traveling in the desert and died. How did he die?
A: He suffocated to death because there were no telephone poles to pee in the desert.
Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but still suffocated to death. Why?
A: "No urination allowed here" is posted on the telegraph pole.
Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telegraph pole with nothing posted on it. In the end, I was still suffocated
to death, why
?
A: Many puppies were waiting in line and didn’t wait.
Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing attached to it, and it was queued up. The result was
I'm suffocated, why?
A: Because there are two beautiful dog girls behind him, he is embarrassed.
Q A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted... When you grow up, what is the name of that tree?
A... Trigonometric functions (cold tree )............
Q: Boss, don’t you call this beef noodles? Why doesn’t it even have beef?!
A: People still call it wife cake, is it possible that when you buy it, you get a wife as a gift?!
Q: A white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a black horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So black The white and red horse
What is the name of the horse?
A: It’s a shy zebra, haha
Q: One day, There was a matchstick on his head that itched, so he scratched it and his head started to burn. Then he was taken to the hospital. After coming out of the emergency room, guess what happened
A: Cotton swab, because the head was bandaged. .
Why are silkworm babies so rich?
Because...silkworms can spin cocoons (frugal)
Whoever plays games with wolves, tigers and lions will definitely be punished Eliminate? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminate wolf)
What is God’s means of transportation? -- Magic (Ride) Baby
Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and Chocolate wins. (Name a food)
Answer: Chocolate bar
Chocolate and eggs fought, and chocolate won again. (Name another food)
Answer: Chocolate bar
Chocolate fought with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate won again. (Name a food again)
Answer: Tomato and egg noodles
Chocolate and eggs fought again, and chocolate won again.
(Type another food name)
Egg crisp (lose)
The one with one finger is called ONE in English, the one with two fingers is called TWO in English, and so on, the one with four fingers Finger
English
It is called four, so what is the English name for the four bent fingers
Answer: WONDERFFUL (curved FOUR)
p>Why are dogs getting smaller and smaller?
Answer: Because the dog walked further and further
There was a spider walking across a pile of feces. How many legs did it use to walk?
-No 8 It walks on its feet...but...
-It uses 6 feet, because it uses two feet to stuff its nose to cover up the smell~
Little White, Little Yellow , Xiaolan takes a long-distance bus, who will get motion sickness?
Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai will vomit (little white rabbit)
Xiaobai + Xiaobai =?
Answer: Little White Rabbit (Little White TWO):
What is the surname of Qu Yuan’s wife?
The surname is Chen, because Qu Chen (Chen) is the surname
< p>What line do monkeys hate the most?Parallel lines, because they do not intersect (banana)
Which historical figure is the least flat
Su Wu-Su Wu Muyang Beihai (Bianned by Hai)
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