SNOOPY classic quotations
Mint Patty: (to the teacher): Why do you never ask me to answer when I know the answer? Why do you always ask me to answer when I don’t know the answer? I answer?
Why is it you never callon me when I know the answer ,but you always call on me when I don\'t?
Linus: Prophet in his own country and always disrespected in the family.
A prophet is not without honor except in his own country and in his own house.
Charlie Brown: The secret of life is to have a car and a lake... If the sun shines If the sun shines, I can go for a drive. If it rains, I don’t need to be sad. I can say, “It doesn’t matter, the rain will fill my mud!” If the lake dries up, I can also say, “It doesn’t matter, the weather is perfect.” Suitable for driving around..."
The secret of living is to own a convertible and a lake... If the sun is shining, you can ride around in your convertible and be happy... If it starts to rain, it won\'t spoil your day because you can just say,"Oh\'well\'the rain will fill up my lake!"If your lake id drying up, you can say,"Oh,well,this is nice weather for riding in a convertible..."
Mint Patty: Life is like a bracelet...the bracelet is studded with jewels, just like the shining moments that happen in our lives from time to time..."
Life is like a bracelet...it has little jewels around it which are like the little bright moments that come along in our lives every now and then...
Snoopy: Laughter is good for people, as long as it doesn't
Laughing is good for you if you don\'t kill yourself.
Linus: The secret of life is to walk in the right room!
The secret of life is to be in the right room!
Charlie Brown: Great truths are even more simple than I thought. than I thought they were…
Snoopy: Sometimes it's very difficult being a dog…
Sometimes it\'s very diffcule being a dog…
Snoopy: I'll probably never have any legitimate questions.
I didn\'t think I wad ever going to get a sensible question.
Charlie Brown: My body and my mind don't like each other!
My mind and my body hate each other!
Lucy: How you spend your time is a very important thing...
How you spend your time is very important...
Charlie Brown: (referring to Snoopy) The only time this dog gets complimented is when he does nothing!
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he dosen\'t do anything!
Snoopy: Eyes may deceive, legs may tire you, but your stomach may Cause trouble for people!
Eyes deceive and legs fail, but it\'s the stomach that gets you in trouble!
Snoopy: It's really not worth it to listen to words that devalue me!
It\'s not worth it to know you\'re not worth it!
Snoopy: Don't be sad... There are many people in the world who don't know what they are. who or what.
Don\'t feel bad... there are a lot of people in this world who don\'t know who they are or what they are.
Marcy: Undercurrent again A scholar was swept away.
Another scholar causht in the undertow.
Snoopy: Some jokes are more expensive than others…
Some laughs are woryj more than other…
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Snoopy: That's the only trouble with being a dog...they never tell you anything...
That\'s the only trouble with being a dog...they never tell you anything …
Snoopy: The secret of life is that it’s best seen from a distance.
The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
Snoopy: If I leave now, I won’t get my pension!
If I were to leave now, I\'d lose all mu pension benefits!
Snoopy: Pursuing fun at work is a good thing, but being too happy will bring Danger...
It\'s good to enjoy your work, but it\'s dangerous to enjoy it too much...
Garfield Quotes
I hate mondays. -- Garfield
I hate Mondays. -- Garfield
Never send a man to do a cat's job. -- Garfield
Never send a man to do a cat's job. -- Garfield
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Everyone should love animals because they are so tasty.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become wise again.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Success is a relative term. It brings you many unrelated relatives (contacts).
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Don’t wait until tomorrow to make excuses, make good excuses today.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Love is like a photo, it needs a lot of darkroom time to develop.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning. Come.
“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?
Hard work never kills anybody! But I won’t use myself to prove it.
“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
Work is so fun! Especially watching others work.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, He has left you some room in choosing your friends. .
When two's company, three's the result!
Two people's status is unstable, three people are!
A dress is like a barbed fence . It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Clothing is like barbed wire. It prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from watching to your heart's content.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. Why do you learn?
1. Hush--don't tell them that I have done good things, it will affect my image!
2. You actually brought back an old and useless guy, and it’s not me.
3. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
4. Never leave for tomorrow what you can eat today.
5. Odie, let’s go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.
6. I should be polite to Odie. --(kicking Odie)--I'm sorry, Odie. Now I do it.
7. I can't let that chicken write behind my name.
8. This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.
9. Odie, let’s go buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.
10. A big belly is not scary. The scary thing is that there is no good stuff in the belly.
11. With pasta, who would eat mice?
12. "Odie is shivering with cold outside the window. It's so pitiful. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just sit back and watch? I have to do something." Close the curtains.
13. You can let the kitten leave the meatloaf, but you cannot let the meatloaf leave the kitten.
14. If you don’t want to give someone something to eat, you have to make it think about something.
15. The trouble with chocolate is: if you eat it, it’s gone.
16. The cutest thing is a small table with pork rolls.
17. (deep...) --Am I dreaming? --(rush to his "bed" and lift up the quilt...) There is no me in the quilt, so I am not sleeping...
18. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as spaghetti.
19. It’s great to have fun doing exercise that doesn’t make you gain weight.
20. The characteristic of failed people is that they will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down.
21. Garfield has three wishes: "The first is for pork rolls, the second is for pork rolls, and the third is, oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes." , then I can get more pork rolls. "
22. I will never do anything sorry to Odie in the future...maybe, maybe not forever.
23. Now, can you give us back Monday? And on Wednesdays and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candies. ...By the way, one more thing, can you give me back my coins?
24. A beautiful lady told Jon that you are so cute, and you asked me what was wrong!
25. If you can't defeat your enemies, join them.
26. Hello, Nalman. I'm in Abu Dhabi now. The worst part here isn’t the lack of spaghetti, or being thousands of miles from home. The scariest part is that this place is full of cute cats that were mailed in!
27. "Garfield, you don't really want to send me to Abu Dhabi by express mail, do you?" "No, Nalman, I won't."
I'll use slow shipping so it's cheaper. "
28. A ball shape is also a figure.
29. No, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I don’t eat. The other two are raisins and snails.< /p>
30.--Jon, if you guess how many chocolate beans there are, everything in this jar is yours.
--I guess you have them all. Eat it all.
You guessed it!
31. Garfield, are you here to defend me?
: No, I'm here to confirm your guilt.
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How many years in prison will the Cat Commission sentence Nalman? I think it's the best. 1999.
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32. Huixi, can you help me apply for a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle? < /p>
33. The problem with dogs is that they don’t have an ON/OFF switch.
34. I have to say sorry to Oudi--(At this time Oudi stood. At the edge of the table, walk over and kick it down) - I have to say it twice now.
35. Today is Monday, everything is wrong, what should I do? Got it. --(Kicked Odie, but Odie was floating in the air)--Hey! Even the gravity of the earth is gone. 36. I want it here! Going to take my third nap today.
37. I made a wish on the star. I don’t really believe it, but it’s free anyway, and there’s no evidence that it doesn’t work.
38. Can’t you tell I’m bungee jumping?
39. I had a good sleep for 16 hours. I like short sleeps.
40. Garfield saw the puppy Odie running into an ancient castle, and followed him. He opened a door and found a dark hall. Garfield shouted: "Odie!" "
Echo (fading): "Odie--Odie--Odie--"
Garfield shouted again: "Where are you? "
Echo (still fading): "Where are you? --Where are you? --Where are you? --"
Garfield thought: This sounds good.
Garfield continued to shout: "Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world!" "
Echo (crescendo): "Impossible--nonsense--nonsense--liar--"
41. Jon: "Garfield, guess me What did I bring you? "
Garfield: No matter what it is, as long as it can be eaten.
42. Jon is taking a bath and Garfield is sleeping.
Garfield: Those Anyone who sings while bathing should be taken to the street and shot.
43. Garfield is waiting at the dinner table, but Jon is busy going out.
Garfield: Hi. , haven't you forgotten something important?
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Garfield: You know, in some states it is a felony to not make breakfast for a cat.
44. Garfield: (Telling a story) A long time ago, there was a little girl... (The back of Odie in a princess dress appears on the screen)... She... (Odie suddenly turned around and stretched out his long tongue)... She is as ugly as if there is nothing in the refrigerator!
45. Garfield held an ice cream in his hand and said to Odie: Odie, do you want to lick it? Di looked at Garfield with joyful sincerity and expectation. Garfield stuck out his tongue and licked Odie's face hard, and continued to eat ice cream...
46. Although Odie is a dog. , but it sometimes lives like a dog.
47. (After the desolate violin music) Hi!
Raise your head high and step forward. Move forward!
You have to prove to people that you are not a potato that can be bullied.
48. It is not enough to hold a bird in your hand.
49. Tips for Garfield’s diet: 1. Don’t plan to go back to the second round if you don’t eat enough. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5 kilograms. Don’t eat diet sweets. 4. Don’t make friends with girlfriends who own restaurants or cake shops. 5. Eat more vegetables to lose weight, so eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable cookies, etc. 6. Don’t eat too much cold food (except ice cream).
7. Save a little at each meal and don’t eat everything—for example, the cherry on top of your ice cream sundae). 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.
50. The speed at which a cat rushes toward food is directly proportional to the amount of food.
51. Today is New Year’s Day.. I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case.. 8x365/24.. 121.6 days.. Wake me up on May 3rd !
52. Today I’m going to do push-ups…..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so to so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so to to to to Hold on...
53. I am fat and lazy----but I am proud!
54. My weight is just right--equivalent to an aircraft carrier
55. Jon: This is a photo of Garfield and I going to the park. This is a photo of Garfield and an aircraft carrier. A three hundred dollar bird sitting together, this is me paying for Garfield's lunch--***Three hundred dollars...
56. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.
57. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Everyone should love animals, Because they are delicious.
58. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.