1. See if a restaurant is clean. You don't have to go to its kitchen, just go to its toilet.

2. Just after watching Titanic 3D, at the end, a 2B shouted: Let the women and children go first! - -!

3. When I have a child in the future, I will take him to the movie "20 15" and proudly tell him: Yes! Son, our family also had billions of assets and bought a boat ticket ~

4. Get up early, buy a gutter oil fritter, cut a Sudan red salted egg, and have a cup of fake soybean milk blended with essence; At noon, fry lean pork with pesticide leek, then marinate an artificial egg with rubber beef and make a pot of fine tea; After work, buy a contraceptive fish, open a bottle of methanol blended wine and eat a sulfur steamed bread; In the evening, buy a bottle of chlorine-containing cola and take a few poison capsules when you feel uncomfortable.

5. Actually, 2. 14 is April Fool's Day, and 4. 1 is Valentine's Day. 2. 14 How many people are lying to others? 4. 1 How many men and women are telling the truth under the pretext of joking ~

6. In fact, the more dangerous and exciting love is, the more beautiful and moving it is. No matter what the result is, everyone wants to experience it. Personality, talk about mood

7. I recommend a good book to everyone, which contains pornography, incest, man and beast, violence and terror. The box of the book also says, Be a good boy and look after the book. Its title is Greek fairy tales.

8. An unforgettable love is like a tragedy that stops broadcasting halfway. It is not sad because of the sad ending, but unforgettable because it didn't wait until the end. ...

9. Everyone is a song, most people are catchy pop songs, and someone is in charge. The main theme, a few people are local tunes with their own characteristics, and some people are birds that sound beautiful but don't understand.

10. I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent. www.eduche.com

1 1. If I can't influence you, I will cremate you.

12. The cruelest reality is that the girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.

13. I didn't buy jasmine honey tea, so I didn't get another good chance.

14. He carried her back and she asked him, "Am I heavy?" He said, "The whole world is on my back. Do you feel heavy?

15. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.

16.QQ information is changed eight times a day, just to let you see me more?

17. Don't cry for the death of love, because it is only the beginning, not the end.

18. The head teacher's mouth is like gold AK47, full of explosive power.

19. Sometimes people cry not because they are too fragile, but because they are strong for too long.

Men, please be careful: don't try to reason with women. It is the fate of this planet that a creature can bleed for seven days a month and not die. ...

2 1.20-year-old men are futures, 30-year-old men are hot items, 40-year-old men are stocks, and 50-year-old men are jumping off buildings.

22. Don't look back on the past maliciously, and don't look forward to the future nervously, but live the present seriously.

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