I threw dozens of bottles for free and said, I am the god of wealth. In fact, I have been alive, and now I need 2.99 yuan to return to the world. I think you have a lucky face. Send me a red envelope of 2.99 yuan. I'll pay you back 2.99 million when I visit your home during the Spring Festival. Shensi: Take your memorial tablet away by the way.
TOP9: I picked up a broken bowl, put 1 cent into it, and then squatted at the subway entrance. God's Line: It will be 20 degrees below zero tomorrow.
I intend to sell 200 milliliters of blood. There is coke, bread and milk in front of the hospital. I choose coke. God Thread: Congratulations on entering the third side. The topic is please buy a box of coke with one yuan. How many milliliters of blood do you have?
TOP7: I have the ability 1 cent to earn 3 yuan, so I will play oil futures, and I can buy JD.COM in half a year, and then I will punish the interviewer for cleaning the toilet. God's thread: this is good!
Interviewer, you give me a penny. If I really buy back a bottle of coke, can you give me a monthly salary of 3 million? God thread: There is nothing wrong with this logic!
This is a proposition. Whoever answers will die, and investigation is integrity. I will say, I'm sorry, this is fraud, and I refuse to carry it out. Shensi: Good people, don't send.
TOP4: This is a question of empowerment, and we should use the concept of win-win cooperation. I took this 0.0 1 yuan and told the supermarket owner that I would take a penny as collateral and give you a day's work, and you would give me 2.99 yuan to buy a bottle of coke. God's clue: Then, in the supermarket, more than 100 job seekers came. According to the survey, the supermarket owner is the father of the interviewer.
T0P3: With the concept of farting, find a silly angel who is a venture capitalist and say, 0.0 1 sell me a bottle of coke. After I join JD.COM, I will pay you back 300 yuan from my first month's salary. This is the investment at half past three. Shensi: Can you tell me where to find such a pig head?
Liu tested values and emphasized that values are greater than abilities. 0.0 1 yuan to buy a bottle of coke. Obviously, you have to create more than 2.99 yuan to get coke. This is also the employee that entrepreneurs want. Pay more than return, and pay you 0.0 1 yuan. You must create a profit of 300 times. God's thread: talking about the nature of capitalists.
TOP 1: In case of such problems, high-energy warning will be given ahead. If you can buy a bottle of coke from 3 yuan for 0.0 1 yuan, you will be brainwashed by this company. After you join the company, you will not be reimbursed for the taxi fare in the city, because every kilometer can save the company 1 bottle of coke; There is no overtime pay for voluntary overtime, because it can save the company a box of coke at a time; There will be no shuttle bus after 22 o'clock, because it can save the company two more cases of coke at a time. Shensi: Later, you were admitted to the Ministry of Labor.
Reply to the TOP3 god with the highest praise:
TOP3: I am a Ph.D. student in mathematics in Peking University, with 0.0 1 yuan =0. 1 yuan X 0.x 10 yuan = 1 angle X 100 = 100. Interviewer, can I be the supervisor directly? ! God Thread: You are a physical education student of Peking University.
TOP2: I am a doctoral student in Tsinghua. Whoever magnifies 0.0 1 yuan by 300 times is a fool. Why not think backwards? If we deprive coke of its added value, let its price return to the essence of 0.0 1 yuan. For example, isn't it killing two birds with one stone to report a treasure buying and selling fake music and devalue this bottle of coke to 0.0 1 yuan? God's clue: You have been hired as the director of the treasure office.
Interviewer, my father is Li Gang, and he said he could buy JD.COM for 100 yuan. Reporter: Are you kidding? Interviewer, you made a joke first. God thread: hahaha.