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It is difficult to keep wolves as dogs.
Shortly after the ink dyed the cormorant black, the crow was painted white.
Candied Huang Lian will suffer in the end, but picking melons and fruits can't be sweet.
Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.
Many people came except for the empty seats. There are men and women, old and young. There is no me today, because it was originally planned that a> would ruin me every month, go to Anhui and take a variety show. I can't help it I said we must help. I was scheduled to go today, but I said I would call. I said to change it tomorrow, so I'll save it today. An old gentleman came today, Mr. Zhang from Zhang Wenshun. I added this paragraph. Usually, I am talking about stand-up comedy. Today, I talk about telling stories. Why tell a story? Many old audiences know that in a month or two, there will be performances every week, and they will tell these long stand-up crosstalk, including storytelling. Many friends say that they like listening to singles and telling stories. We are also willing to talk about this. Practice training before saying this, for fear of forgetting it for many days.
Today is a short story. I can say about August, and I will call home to comfort myself later, but I can't say that today. Everyone who comes here wants to live here. What shall we do? Speak a little. Let everyone see if they are interested. This story is more meaningful today. If we say "family boundaries", everyone knows that it is far away. Today, you should ask an old man this story. In the Song Dynasty, it was a long time ago, my grandfather's grandmother. Speaking of teasing, what's the name? It's called the golden dream. When I was a child, I studied storytelling in Tianjin. Many old gentlemen gave me such a copy. The story is fragmented. How can I put it? I have learned to read some words in recent years and tidy them up.
The central idea is that everyone has gold, which is more valuable than silver. Today, this is valuable, and everyone has different ideas. People can't say that they can't live without money for a day. You have to spend money to buy rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea as soon as you open your eyes. But where will the money be used? Whether it's a penny or a million dollars, you have to pay a penny. We should not be stingy or generous with this generosity. This is a dialectical Russian relationship.
It was in the Song Dynasty. Where is it? In Huailu County, there was a rich man named Xue Ruyu who took advantage of his family. It can be said that three quarters of Huailu County is owned by others, occupying the house and falling to the ground. How much money is there at home? There are many rich people. Not many people like him, not only have money, but also can walk. This is the most rare, because most people have money, which is more or less a kind of worship, riding a bike to work every day. This mouth is like a persimmon. Is there such a saying in human nature, is it rich and heartless? As a father, money is not a person. No money is not a good man. At least Xue Ruyu is not such a person. Don't look at money, especially love to help others. Who has no money?
I have to go to their house to see the money: "Huh? Give twelve ounces of silver "was taken away. Later, this person's grandmother got sick and had no money "? Take fifty taels of silver. "This is another blow, my father is dead. "? Go bury it. "I'm afraid it's not appropriate.
Good man, he's a good man, good man. So where did their family get the money? His father left it to him. His father is not a businessman. He is fearless. He traveled all over the country, and Xue was his father. It takes some time to give money to his son to do business. On this day, it snowed heavily in December and woke up in the morning. Alas, Xue Ruyu was happy. That's great. Mountains and rivers are all white, only the world is silvery white. From home to the east, there was a man lying in a place covered with snow. If it snows harder, it won't be visible. As soon as you see this man lying still, you must save him and ask someone to blend in. Look at this face, sallow and sallow, dressed like a businessman, carrying a small bag. Go home at once, come home and see a doctor, give it to 1, save it quickly, pour some ginger soup and get some chicken soup or something. It took him half an hour to save him. I woke up in bed and didn't know where I was. Turning around, I saw Xue Ruyu. I sat on the kang, "don't move, don't move, big brother, alas, where are you from?" How did you fall in the snow? "I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all day. It's extremely cold here. When I fell, my eyes were dark and I didn't know who you were. You are my benefactor, and you saved me kindly. I can't repay you, nothing else. I'm just about to kowtow. " Don't move when you are weak at the moment. What can I do for you? "Call a person to get some egg custard, prepare some of these things for him to eat, sleep again, and wait until the evening, at six o'clock in the evening, this person will wake up. Help him sit up, get his clothes ready, and sit on the edge, facing each other. Ask him: What's your name? He said: "I live in Shouyang County, Huainan District, Anhui Province. My surname is Lou, and my name is Lou Jinbing. I came out to do business, but I didn't expect business to be smooth. Besides, I met a thief and stole all my money. I was starving when I squatted in front of your house. Thank you for saving me, nothing else, I'll knock one for you. " Xue Ruyu quickly stopped: "Don't introduce me. "Lou Jinping is five years older than him. Xue Ruyu is five years younger. Let's talk about these things. Xue Ruyu advised him in the past: "Don't be sad, there are still big people watching when the sky falls. Ah, it is fate that we make friends. Nothing else. You live here in peace. What's wrong with me? "From here on, Lu Jinping lived in * *, and invited the best doctor to see him every day and made him something worth eating. Two people sit together to talk, tears come down, and tell him, "I am your reborn parents, parents, I have never had you, but I have no mind to repay you." I have an idea. I want to be friends with you and become brothers for life and death. I don't know if you will appreciate this face. " Xue Ruyu listened to "what's this called? This is not something we talk about together every day. I like listening to you. Ah, yes, we are brothers. "They ordered people to put incense burners and kneel and kowtow. Lou Jingping is older. Lou Jingping is your big brother, Yu, and also your brother. The two brothers are as close as brothers. They met in the teahouse the other day. Xue Ruyu said, "Well, what's wrong with you? It's time for us to do big business. My home is here, but there are many businesses in the city. What * * * and * * are our business. You caught my relationship with the shopkeeper. I sent Lu Jinping to the county seat and made him a shopkeeper. Lu Jinping is very dedicated. They are just like my brothers. Nothing else. I worked hard and he bought and sold by the end of the year. He made some money. Anyway, you have to give me 520 yuan, and the most boys have to get 520 yuan. I am a big boss. I have worked hard this year, so I have to give you 520 yuan. Well, I long for Xue Ruyu to know every day. Give me some money to go home and see. But from the beginning of the year to the fifteenth, I didn't mention this detail. I may forget Lou Jinbing when I think about it. The other will get along, just make up, and make up again. Lou Jinping couldn't hold on any longer. On this day, everyone sat together for dinner and had a good talk. "Well, brother, I'm glad to see that your business has been getting better and better in the past two years. Ha ha ha ha ha, nothing else. I don't know whether my family is dead or alive. I want to go back and have a look. I will come back after the new year. Of course, you're too busy to let me go, so I won't go, brother. Ah, after three years of work, you should go back. Tomorrow, go back tomorrow, I'll prepare it for you. You can go, go, go. " Lou Jinbing lay thinking for two years. This time, if you go back, you have to give me 1200 pieces of silver, much more than that. It won't be less than that anyway What happened? Yes, it is tomorrow. On the other hand, when I woke up in the morning, Xue Ruyu's family of three, the couple and the girl, were waiting at the door. "Oh, I said it's nothing. Hurry up and get ready to change." I reached out and took a small bag. "Here you are." Xue Jinbing is crazy, and it's fifty taels of silver. "You guys get 520 taels a year. It's unkind for a dog to eat. Help him. If you ask him for money, he will gnash his teeth. I am unhappy. Okay, okay, I shouldn't be yours, and I don't owe you. Neither should be yours. This place will never come again. I hate gnashing my teeth, so I have to go. I turn a corner there and walk to a residential building, and then I arrive in Huainan, Anhui.
This big house, alas, is not as good as the home of the richest man in the area. That's great. Whose house is this? As soon as I turned my face, I understood: where did my little thing go? The house was sold out. I finally got home. Where is my position? There are no tiles above, and there is no foundation below. Standing at the door, tears trickled down, a girl ran out of the front door. She is seventeen or eighteen and well dressed. She stood at the door, looked Lou Jinping up and down, turned and ran in. Lu Jinping said, who is this? I didn't recognize them, and I didn't ask them. Their own children, in a daze, tinkled from the inside, and out came ten maids, one tall and beautifully dressed. Outside stood geese lined up and stood still, and a middle-aged woman came out and stared at the golden urn. That's her own wife, dressed as a big family, and her heart thumped. Come on, come back, I'll wait for you to "hold him" at the door every day. Lou Jinbing is stupid. Seeing the bright side here, the yard is full of melons and rockeries, so I asked, "Is this our home?" "Someone sent apples, someone sent tea, ah, it was very good. The lady sat there without talking and looked at him happily. Lu Jinping sighed." Well, is it convenient for me to be here? If you don't mind, I'll leave soon. "Daughter-in-law stood up and said," you are talking nonsense. You are going on a business trip. This is our home. You are confused. " ! Is this our home? Ouch, ouch, ouch. Who did you rob? What is this? Huh? I came out and fell to the ground, pocket by pocket, huh? How did this happen? It is costly and magnificent. Is this my home? ""you drink water first, you drink water first, ah. Give him a towel to wipe his face. Look at this. Have you eaten? " "Oh, no" "Oh, no" "Prepare dinner for the master" "Oh, don't bother, have three drawers of steamed buns." Sit here after eating and drinking. "Tell me what happened again." Alas, don't you have a brother named Xue Ruyu outside? ""huh? How do you know? " "Why are you playing dumb with me? You two make friends with each other. You are a brother, so is he. You two make money by trading together. Your brother said you weren't safe all the way, so he sent someone home with this. Even a few days ago, he sent a housekeeper to send you 12 thousand pieces of silver, saying that when you come back this week, we will all wait for you here. Why don't you know? " "Oh, well, look at this. I have buried others. I, ah, don't worry, that's good. I will come back to life and my life will get better and better. "The husband and wife chatted for a while, cried for a while, and chatted for a while. From then on, Lou Jingping became the richest man in the local area and did business. The richer he is, the better his business will be. A year and a half passed, and one day, Lou Jinbing was sitting in the garden drinking tea, and the housekeeper came in from the outside. " Sir, you're here to drop in. ""drop by? "who?" "There is a family of three from Huailu County. The couple have a child. This person is called Xue Ruyu. " "Oh, here comes my brother. Open the door and see him. " "ok!" As soon as the man opened the door, Lou Jinbing was greeted by him. When he came in, he saw that it was really Xue Ruyu, not the original Xue Ruyu. He was dressed in rags from head to toe. When Lou Jinbing saw it, it was an escape. "Hey, brother, why are you here?" "Oh, hello, big brother, it's a long story." "Come on, make room." "After the introduction, I called my uncle my sister-in-law and asked him why he ended up in such a situation. Xue Ruyu sighed," Alas, on the ground, local bandits engaged in mountain thieves, robbed our village and burned down several of my shops, so I didn't have any choice. I came all the way to Huainan to take refuge in you, brother. I can't help it. Let's see if I can bring it in. "What's this called? My brother and I are the same thing. Let's clean up the courtyard over there and live there. " A family of three has lived here since we started, and we have a good life. Tell the maid to come and offer a toast, and we will come and sit here and eat and drink together. Half a year passed quickly, and this day was about to go to the front yard for dinner when a woman came. "Ha, what is this? Say where to eat, just eat with this yard, don't go to that yard, so as not to toss and turn. " "Oh, that's fine. Let's eat here." "Nothing, nothing, Grandpa Xue is sitting here waiting for dinner, and grandma is stunned." Ah, like jade. ""Ah, what? " "Will it be all right?" "What's the matter?" "This thing" "So what? It's up to you later. " Kung fu girl came over with food. When the couple saw it, nothing changed as usual. Uncle Xue is happy. "You see, disgusting, isn't it? Haha, how to eat it is also this, isn't it good? "And help people clean up. A month has passed, and suddenly I feel that the quality of this dish has declined. Eight dishes become six dishes, six dishes become four dishes, and four dishes become braised dishes. Later, I cut some pickles and cooked some porridge. What did Xue Ruyu say about this? Huh? What happened? What is this? New chef, huh? Grandma said, "You, you, your brain is a dead pimple. People don't like to keep our family alive. What can I say about you? """is it? I can't help it ""well, well, let's find a chance to go there. There is always no market here. " The next day, Lou Jinbing came. "Well, brother, come to the yard for dinner tonight. Ha, nothing else. Today is my birthday. Ha ha ha ha ha ha today is my thirty-ninth birthday. Come here and have a drink together. " "Oh, yes, I will."
In the evening, there was a big banquet in the front yard, and all the rich people in Shouyang County came here to celebrate his birthday. Before the banquet, Xue Ruyu came over and said, "I have been here for a long time and said that I found the climate here is not quite the same as ours. Look, hey, it's snowing here, brother. We have snow everywhere. How did it burn to the ground here? What is this? " Lou Jinping is back. "Well, it's hot every day, it snows and it rains." Lou Jinping stood up. "Ha ha ha ha ha hum, brother, don't you know? It is difficult to store snow in Huainan. " "Oh", Xue Ruyu's heart thumped, and the snow storage stumped Huainan. On the surface, Huainan is too hot to store snow. In fact, my name is Xue and I can't stay here any longer. At that time, my eyes were red, so I drank this glass of wine and stood up. "Brother, I'm sorry to trouble you. Dude, this is wrong. My brothers and sisters are not good enough. You are here, nothing, I will arrange for you to go back tomorrow. " After returning, the couple said so, and the grandmother sighed and tears came down. When they got up in the morning, the couple put their things back and went out. When they saw Lou Jinbing, his wife and children came, and Lou Jinbing's wife's eyes were swollen with tears and her head was holding him. "I didn't hear about these things until I came back. I'm telling you, I didn't do that Such a husband will bite the hand that feeds him. " "Hey hey, sister-in-law, forget it. I've lived here too long. Ha, I went home to make arrangements, didn't I? After all, my home is over there. Yes, nothing else. Ah, sister-in-law is here. " "You take it." Just then, Lou came with a golden urn and people. Ha, pulling a cart and carrying a small bag, "Brother, you go, three hundred and twenty pieces of silver. When you take this car home, you can sell it for 20 thousand silver with sweat. With these, you and your wife can live in the future. Ah, let's, uh, go safely. When do you pass by here, miss your brother here and come here? Don't look at people, go back to the couple, you look at me, I look at you and sigh. " This just returned to Huailu County and went back to have a look. Wow, ah, everyone is really used to it. Huailu County, common people and neighbors, remember Xue Ruyu for such a long time, looked at his property and said that you were too kind to us. Ha, especially when you are away for such a long time, we will take care of your house and yard. "For more than a month, the business has been ploughed again. For a year, the business is still the same as it was at the beginning. And the couple are charitable, and the big house is vacated. At that time, those refugees in Huailu County moved to their homes. The couple have their own house. "How can we live a quiet life? "They built several red houses next to them and lived in them. Life is beautiful, too. Later, this group of people knocked at the door. How come... How can we let you go to the residential area there? " Please come back soon. Everyone is good to himself. On this day, Xue Ruyu was settling accounts, and the old housekeeper outside came. "Uncle, this is an interview." "Who's that?" "In Shouyang County, Huainan area, Anhui Province, there was a man named Lou Jinbing. A family of three is dressed in rags, which is worse than yours. " "Come on, please welcome this is my brother." Open the door, hold three mouths and watch them break from top to bottom. This one escaped, so go in. "Sit down, big brother, what's wrong with you?" "Well, I'm depressed," said my sister-in-law. "Because of him, we have sinned against local rich people and local officials. They were arrested and locked up for half a year, and all their property was confiscated. I said I didn't take the job, so I came here to join you, that's all. " "I said, brother, I'm sorry about this golden urn. Forget it, don't talk about it. " Nothing else. Oh, since you're here, it's a family. Ah, come on, let's build it for him. "Pick up the building and let three people live here. That night, ah, to explain briefly, I lived here for about two years. On this day, Xue Ruyu's birthday, all the neighbors are here. " Come on, let Lou Jinping go to the top. I have been here for two years. Why are you all bungalows here? What's going on here? One nodded and said, "It's windy here." "Oh, that's the way it is." "You know that, right? "The north wind can't blow tall buildings" here, huh? ! "Xue Ruyu is accidental, and the listener has a heart. Ah! Good for you. At the beginning, I said that the temperature in Huainan was difficult to store snow, and now you have brought me another one. Nothing else. I'm leaving. "Hey, brother, there's an outsider coming. I have to go home and be busy." "Oh, I said, how's your dad?" ""You give me five taels of silver, and I will go back. ""no, no, that's not what I meant. Stop thinking about Qian Qian. I'm sorry. ""Don't talk about it. Why do you say that? " "Come, give him ready to go, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, don't go back today, you go home. "After coming back, the two families said this, and Xue Ruyu's wife blamed him." Why are you so stupid? How guilty should you be? "Xue Ruyu said," I didn't think so. I said I revealed it. " "alas!" Blame him.
The next day passed, and on the third morning, a family of three came out. When I went outside, I saw a big horse and lost one hundred and twenty pieces of silver. The car was full of things, and a family of three were waiting there. "Eldest brother, I'm here to prepare a car for you. This car can sell for 12 thousand silver when it goes back, and I'll give you another 12 thousand silver. I also prepared all kinds of clothes for you. " When you are at home, you can buy real estate again. Send a message to see you when you miss me. When you are tired of living there, you can come back. "All right, all right." "Take good care of you." Wipe your chest, get in the car and walk home. I walked down the hill overnight. The mountain is very high. Oh, it's dark and high. I'm walking forward. I heard a loud gong, which hit the mountain. Bring him up! "Kung Fu is not great, so someone brought these three mouths in from the outside to help on the post, tied them up, and the minions came in." Ah, my Lord, I have made a fortune here. This guy is rich, ha ha ha ha ha, he brought twelve thousand pieces of silver. ""oh? Well, where did you get so much money? Don't ask, you are not a corrupt official, you are those profiteers, and I will kill you today! " While speaking, picked up the sword, to kill people, Lu Jinping tears came down, "oh, big report, you must not kill me! I am a good person. If you want to kill people, you must kill the bad guys. " "oh? Who is the bad guy? " "Oh, it is far from here. There is a man named Xue Ruyu in Huailu County. He's a bad guy. Look, I have twelve thousand pieces of silver here. This is my money for life. When I thought of doing business with him, he took all my 302 thousand silver. Finally, I asked him to give me twelve thousand pieces of silver. Take it. Even if the money is mine, after you go down the mountain. & lt Golden Dream >> This passage is called & gt