2. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.
3. Campus version of Li Qingzhao's words: I drank too much last night, strayed into the depths of the playground, vomited, vomited, shocked countless men and women, and quickly searched for clothes and pants.
I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!
5. Dear users: As your mobile phone looks ugly to laymen and seriously affects the city appearance, the center will send a strong message to destroy it within ten minutes. Please forgive me.
6. Men's four ideals: money falls from the sky, handsome guys are dead, beautiful women's brains are rusty, and they are vying for me to soak.
7. In order to test your Mandarin, please read aloud the following poems: dark stone green, dark pink, dark stone through Chun Lv, dark stone through Chun Zhu.
8. Be honest in the morning, loyal at noon, lucky in the afternoon and energetic at night. I am afraid that my young lady will get sick, my lover will get pregnant, people will write letters, and my wife will commit suicide.
9. Your mobile phone sends too many short messages. Please pay the information fee in the telecom business hall as soon as possible: 890 yuan.
10 I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you.-Sofa!
1 1.20-year-old men are futures, 30-year-old men are hot items, 40-year-old men are in stock, and 50-year-old men are jumpers. Treasure your youth!
12. Holding your little hand, I was shaking all over. Hold your waist, you are so coquettish. Touching your thighs makes my mouth water. If I don't hit on you, who else can I hit on?
13. Although you don't have the appearance of a pig, you definitely have the temperament of a pig!
14. notice: tomorrow, the leaders above will come down to check the work. All colleagues please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!
15. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God lost his temper. You have to live bravely to set off the beauty of the world!
16. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to come out and scare people!
17. You look really good, with an Indian nose and Hong Kong feet. Shake your sides when you walk, just like a wild boar dancing.
18. Just short mouth! Mud is the dream of the Bird's Nest! I looked at the mud in dismay! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! Please read aloud in ascending and descending tones. ...
19. Please don't look down and turn it off. There is really nothing to see. Come on, do you really want to see it? No regrets? All right! I'll show you. Do you see it? Donkey!
20. A: I wrote a couplet. The first couplet is "the most handsome in the world", and the second couplet is "Marshal Tian Peng". What is the second couplet? B: I'm a pig!