Feng Gong, a comedy master with both virtue and art, amused countless audiences with his humorous language. His classic lines and quotations are full of wisdom and make people laugh. Let's appreciate the laughter and laughter Feng Gong brings us.

I am the flower of the motherland and the screw of the revolution. I am the rustiest nail among the flowers of the motherland.

I am a little tree that has not grown up, and I have become old accidentally.

I am a Chinese, I love China, China is my home, and my home is China.

I am a poor man, so poor that only money is left.

I am a good person, a very good person.

I am an artist, and artists are liars.

I am an actor, and actors lie.

I am a comedian, and comedians make people laugh.

I am a crosstalk actor, and a crosstalk actor means crosstalk.

I am a host, and a host is the one who hosts the show.

I am a writer, and writers write books.

I am a director, and directors make movies.

I am a scientist, and scientists study science.

I am a doctor, and doctors treat diseases.

I am a teacher, and teachers teach.

I am a policeman, and policemen catch bad people.

I am a firefighter, and firefighters put out fires.

I am a soldier, and soldiers protect our home and country.

I am a farmer, and farmers farm the land.

I am a worker, and workers just work.

I am a businessman, and businessmen make money.

I am a student, and students learn.

I am a child, and children just play.

I am an old man, and old people enjoy happiness.

I am a living person, and living people only eat.

I am a dead person, and a dead person is dead.

I am a person who was not born. People who are not born do not exist.

I am a virtual person, and virtual people are created by computers.

I am a real person, and a real person is alive.

I am a happy person, and happy people are happy.

I am an unfortunate person, and unfortunate people are miserable.

I am a successful person, and successful people are accomplished.

I am a failure, and a failure is one that has no achievements.

I am a great person, and a great person is someone who has accomplished something.

I am a small person, and small people can do nothing.

These classic lines and quotations are so precise that they make people laugh, but they are also thought-provoking. Feng Gong used his unique language style to depict various aspects of Chinese society, satirize the bad phenomena in society, and bring us joy and thinking.