There are four kinds of idiots now: those who can't hang themselves in love, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts void, and those who giggle at mobile phones.
At present, there are four kinds of soil: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests and women wear bras.
Four things can't be provoked: drinking and not eating vegetables, wearing a tie with bare arms, showing your breasts, and riding a bike for 80 miles.
There are four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating the gold medal list, the names are repeated.
Four weaknesses: the boss's kidney, the official's manuscript, the miss's tears, and the table of the statistics bureau.
Four major leisure activities: rich women, leaders' money, laid-off workers and researchers.
Four things to know: I didn't know I was young until I got to Beijing, I didn't know I was young until I got to Shanghai, I didn't know I had little money until I got to Shenzhen, and I didn't know my wife was old until I got to the box.
Four lectures: righteousness in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength at night.
Four bane: wine is intestinal poison, color is bone scraping steel knife, gas is a tiger going down the mountain, and money is the bane.
Men's four goods: 20-year-old men are futures, 30-year-old men are hot items, 40-year-old men are stocks, and 50-year-old men are jumping off buildings.
Men and four ghosts: coming home from work at night is a poor man, coming home at 9 o'clock at night is an alcoholic, coming home at 12 o'clock at night is a goat, and coming home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.
Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.
Pig's four ideals: throw down all the fences around, feed falls from the sky, butchers all over the world are dead, and people all over the world believe in Buddhism.
Men's four ideals: money falls from the sky, and beautiful men are all dead. The beautiful woman's brain is rusty, crying and calling for me to soak!
Four ideals of women: men send me money every day when their heads are broken. Waiting in line for me to pick, I will never get old!
China's Four Ideals: China's accession to the WTO at the end of the year, and the United States will no longer play the devil's advocate. Japan was bombed for a day, and Taiwan Province Province returned to my arms!
Your four ideals: don't spend too much money, you can hold different beautiful women for me, you can run around the world, you don't need to work, you just need to sleep!