Classic jingle (featured) men's four goods: a 20-year-old man is a futures, a 30-year-old man is a hot commodity, a 40-year-old man is a spot, and a 50-year-old man is a jumper.
Men are afraid of four things: they are afraid of a young lady getting sick, their lover getting pregnant, people writing letters, and their wives committing suicide.
Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch around, and fourth-class men go home from work.
Man four? Sleep? Beggars sleep quietly, pay taxes with their wives, evade taxes with their lovers, and enjoy value-added sleep with their sisters-in-law.
Men and four ghosts: coming home from work at night is a poor man, coming home at 9 o'clock at night is an alcoholic, coming home at 12 o'clock at night is a goat, and coming home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.
There are four wolves in the world: Wolf Clinton, Wolf Saddam, Hungry Wolf Putin and Domestic Wolf Chen Shui-bian.
Men are four idiots: go home from work, earn money and spend it yourself, eat lobster and leave a phone number for the lady.
Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.
There are four iron friends in the world: one iron goes through the window together, the other iron carries a gun together, the third iron goes whoring together, and the fourth iron shares stolen goods together.
A man's four hopes: there is a cook at home, a good-looking one in the office, a bitch beside him and a young lady in the distance.
Men's four wishes: marry Xiao Zhao, make friends with Ling Huchong, be a man, preferably Qiao Feng, and marry Wei Xiaobao.
Men have four major helplessness: the wife is annoyed, finding a young lady is too expensive, finding a lover is too tired, and not getting married is the most affordable.
Women's four ideals: men have broken heads and shells, send me money every day, and wait in line for me to choose, never getting old.
Classic jingle (hot) Today, there are four idiots: people who don't love themselves, people who take medicine without illness or disaster, people who sign contracts and void them, and people who giggle at mobile phones.
At present, there are four kinds of soil: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests and women wear bras.
Four things can't be provoked: drinking and not eating vegetables, wearing a tie with bare arms, showing your breasts, and riding a bike for 80 miles.
Four happy things in a new life: chatting with friends, shopping with netizens, charging mobile phone bills and making your lover happy.
There are four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating the gold medal list, the names are repeated.
Four major troubles: no one came to the party, no one called the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law refused to make trouble. If you want to cause trouble, you must wear a condom.
Four weaknesses: the boss's kidney, the official's manuscript, the miss's tears, and the table of the statistics bureau.
Four major leisure activities: rich women, leaders' money, laid-off workers and researchers.
Four understandings: I didn't know that the official was small until I got to Beijing, that the building was small until I got to Shanghai, that the money was small until I got to Shenzhen, and that my wife was old until I got to the box.
Four lectures: healthy atmosphere in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength in the evening.
Big four? Can't say? Bull market quilt cover, honey soaking, stolen money, Viagra is invalid.
Four bane: wine is intestinal poison, color is bone scraping steel knife, gas is a tiger going down the mountain, and money is the bane.
Classic jingle (latest) fourth-class beauty: first-class beauty across the ocean, second-class beauty in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauty in Beijing and Shanghai, and fourth-class beauty in the sea.
The emergence of four loves: first love is like love at first sight, passionate love is like mutual commitment, nostalgia is like obedience, and lovelorn is like you.
Four basic rules: drinking is basically dependent on delivery, smoking is basically dependent on supply, wages are basically unchanged, and wives are basically not used.