Funny jokes about classmates

Introduction: The most important thing in life is to be happy. The source of happiness often comes from life, and life is full of endless joy, such as A joke may be your after-dinner pastime. I specially compiled humorous joke stories about classmates for everyone, so that everyone can be happy.

Funny jokes about classmates (1)

1. In order to create a hygienic and civilized class, class rules prohibit students from Those who fart in the classroom will be punished by sweeping the classroom for a day.

Some students asked the monitor: People have the right to fart, so why should they be banned?

The monitor said: We don’t punish farts that don’t make loud noises and don’t stink, but only excessive noise and exhaust fumes. Too much shit. ?

2. I went to apply for a job at the job fair today. When it was my turn for an interview, the interviewer asked me without looking at my resume: Are you a college student or a high school student?

I suddenly lost my composure. Isn’t this looking down on others? I said angrily: “I am my mother’s biological child.” ?

The interviewer asked me to go home and wait for notification. Do you think I can still play?

3. A classmate graduated and sent his luggage home a few days in advance and waited until he got on the bus. When I arrived, I discovered that the ticket was missing.

Then his mother said that you had already sent your ticket home, why hasn’t anyone returned home yet?

Only then did he realize that he had put the ticket in his luggage and sent it home.

4. Two days ago, a school girl ran out of money in another place. I called her 500 yuan for emergency help. She was moved and said that the senior is great, I love you, please be my boyfriend.

Brother decisively refused, you want to be my girlfriend without paying back the money, just dream!!!

5. After graduating from college, a classmate was going to study in Japan. When I said goodbye, I Say, old classmate, you can only rely on downloading to see you again in the future!

Funny humorous joke stories for classmates (2)

1. The teacher is about to announce the test results.

I said to my deskmate: This time, you are dead.

My deskmate said: Yes, I will learn my lesson in the future.

I asked: What, are you ready to study hard?

My deskmate smiled and said: No, next time I will find someone with better grades to copy.

2. I have had a crush on the goddess for a long time. My roommate advised me: If you like her, just confess to her. ?

I said hesitantly: "What if she doesn't agree?"

My roommate said: "Don't worry, it's not just in case, but she will definitely not agree." ?

3. Today our teacher is wearing a pair of white pants with a pair of red pants underneath.

My deskmate said: Look at the white and the red.

I took a look and said: The red is still dark!

4. The undergraduate program has just been announced, and I asked the students: Have you passed it?

< p> The first one at the table stood up and said: "Have you fed me?"

Funny humorous joke stories about classmates (3)

1. A boy in the class skipped class and went out. He was playing ball and was discovered by the head teacher, who blocked him at the door of the classroom.

get out of class was almost over and the boys came back. The teacher asked: Where have you been? ?

The boy replied calmly: "Go to the toilet?"

The teacher pointed at his sweaty head and asked: "Then what's going on?"

The boy held it in for a while and said, "Teacher." . . I have constipation and can't hold it in. ?

2. Several students spoke ill of the class teacher in the classroom.

A naughty boy was always criticized by the class teacher. He said angrily: "Only dogs like the class teacher!"

The other students did not say anything and lowered their heads. He felt bad and turned around. At first glance, the head teacher was standing behind him.

The boy rolled his eyes and quickly barked.

3. I had diarrhea after drinking yogurt given by my roommate in the morning.

I asked my roommate: "Is the yogurt you gave me expired? Why did I have diarrhea after drinking it?"

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He: ?Ah! I also have diarrhea, but I can’t find the reason, so I’d like to treat you to a drink.

It’s your uncle!!! ;