What about old Beijing? Four? Send jingles to extract four new words: Chinese New Year, wear new clothes, marry new wives and do new things.
Four tights: handcuffs, shackles, J8 condoms and bras.
Four stops: children sit by the well, thieves go to the house, fire goes to the wall, and J8 rides.
Four thin: onion skin, nose bubble, hymen, condom.
Four wilts: dried radish, rotten vegetables and rotten flowers, old man's J8, old lady's son.
Four reds: temple gate, blood basin, big girl belt, flame cloud.
Four Hardness: J8 at night, telephone poles, bricks on the wall, and bows that can't be pulled open.
Four greens: green grass, watermelon skin, turtle shell and post office.
Four fasts: lightning, meteor, riding, ejaculation, stealing B.
Four Blacks: Zhang Fei, Li Kui, Donkey J8 and Landmines.
Four whites: clouds in the sky, frost on the ground, girl's ass, cabbage country
Four fresh: the first leek, tender cucumber, big girl's tits, baby J8.
Four railways: fight guns together, break windows together, take bribes together, and go whoring together.
Four idiots: riding a horse on the 28th, chasing a race, growing cabbages in lime fields, wearing a tie with bare arms and having sex with my waistband.
Si Yong: Hit Zhang Fei, fuck Li Kui jy, dig donkey J8 and visit the mine.
Four softness: flowers in the sun, the old lady's hair, J8 with fine shot, and the official who lost printing.
Four happiness: Long drought meets sweet dew, old friends meet in different places, and the wedding night should be the first time.
Four sorrows: a long drought meets dew (a few drops), an old friend from another country (rival in love or creditor), the wedding night (next door), and to beno. 1 time (without you or the same name)
What about old Beijing? Four? There are four defects in making jingles: the boss's kidney, the official's draft, the miss's tears and the table of the statistics bureau.
Four leisure: rich women, leaders' money, laid-off workers and researchers.
Four understandings: I didn't know that the official was small until Beijing, that the building was small until Shanghai, that the money was small until Shenzhen, and that my wife was old until the box.
Four lectures: healthy atmosphere in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength in the evening.
Four evils: wine is intestinal poison, color is a steel knife for scraping bones, anger is a tiger going down the mountain, and money is a curse.
Four goods: a 20-year-old man is a futures, a 30-year-old man is a hot commodity, a 40-year-old man is a stock, and a 50-year-old man is a jumper.
Four fears: the young lady is sick, the lover is pregnant, the masses write letters and the wife commits suicide.
Four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men catch flowers everywhere, and fourth-class men come home from work.
Four sleeps: beggars sleep quietly, wives pay taxes, lovers evade taxes, and sisters-in-law sleep with added value.
Four Ghosts: Go home from work as a pauper, go home as an alcoholic at 9 o'clock, 12 o'clock as a goat, and go home as a gambler at 4 o'clock in the morning.
Four idiots: go home from work, earn money and spend it yourself, eat lobster, and leave a phone number for the lady.
Four soils: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests and women wear bras.
Four loves: first love is like love at first sight, passionate love is like caring for each other, nostalgic love is like caring for each other, and lovelorn love is like caring for each other.
What about old Beijing? Four? Hair jingle featured four disgusting: a bowl of snot, a bowl of pus, a bowl of menstruation and a bowl of cowardice.
Fourth, I'm bored: no one came to the party, no one called, my daughter-in-law wouldn't let me make trouble, and I had to wear a condom to make trouble.
Four eras: twenty is Pentium, thirty is Microsoft, forty is Panasonic, and fifty is Lenovo.
Four hopes: there is a cook at home, a good-looking person in the office, a bitch around, and a lady in the distance.
Four helplessness: Being with your wife is boring, finding a young lady is too expensive, being a lover is too tired, and not getting married is the most affordable.
Four beauties: the first-class beauty who traveled across the ocean, the second-class beauty in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, the third-class beauty in Beijing and Shanghai, and the fourth-class beauty in the sea.
Four rules: wine depends on delivery, cigarettes depend on supply, wages don't move, and wives don't need it.
Four can't say: the bull market was trapped, the secret was soaked, the money was stolen, and Viagra failed.