Four evils: wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, gas is a tiger that goes down the mountain, and money is the root of trouble. -
There are four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating the gold medal list, the names are repeated.
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The four biggest idiots today: those who don't love themselves, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts void, and those who giggle at mobile phones.
Four things not to be taunted: drinking without eating, wearing a tie with bare arms, being exposed, and riding a bike at -80 mph.
Now there are four kinds of soil: mobile phone with condom, cash when going out, vest for men and bra for women.
Men's four goods: 20-year-old men are futures, 30-year-old men are hot items, 40-year-old men are stocks, and 50-year-old men are jumping off buildings.
Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.
A man's four hopes: there is a cook at home, a good-looking one in the office, a bitch beside him and a young lady in the distance.
Men have four major helplessness: being tired of being with their wives, being too expensive to find a lady, and being too tired to find a lover. -not getting married is the most affordable.
Men are four idiots: come home from work, earn money to spend money on women, eat lobster,-leave a phone number for women.
Men are afraid of four things: they are afraid of a young lady getting sick, their lover getting pregnant, people writing letters, and their wives committing suicide.
Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch around, and fourth-class men go home from work.
Fourth-class dad: First-class dad doesn't talk, second-class dad calls, third-class dad runs up and down, and fourth-class dad sits at home and scolds mom.