Excerpts from funny jingles
1. What gift can't be given in public? Make eyes at …, make eyes at …! Which season is the busiest? Autumn, eventful autumn day! When is the fairest time? Autumn is quite crucial! What is the shortest season? In autumn, I can't see you for a day, just like Sanqiu!
2. There is a woman named Qiushui Yiren; There is a kind of account book called settling accounts after autumn; There is an ear called autumn wind over the ear; There is a kind of beauty called equal share; There is a kind of waiting called looking through autumn water.
3. It is the working relationship that is broken when you step down; With something, what you are looking for is to use the relationship; What is confusing is the first love relationship; What I am afraid of is the relationship between lovers; The relationship between husband and wife is simple and superficial; What comes to mind when eating is the relationship between wine and meat; When you are in trouble, you remember the relationship of trouble; What is thankless is the father-son relationship; It is a father-son relationship that meat buns beat dogs; What can't be broken even after death is blood relationship.
4. Cigarettes should be burned to the end, and six parents don't think it's enough to drink old wine. Mahjong should be rubbed to the waist, and cards should be played to Dai Yue. You have to brag until you don't believe it, and flattery should be filmed in the dark. Dance until you are exhausted and lose weight until you are dying.
5. Cook together and save gas; We live in a house together to save electricity; In order to save water, let's take a bath together; Move our accounts together to save paper; Let's live together in order to save energy, mother earth and leave more green for future generations! I love you
6. Fish-eye to the leader, calling for a high look; Fish girders are given to distinguished guests, called the mainstay; The mouth of a fish is given to a friend, and it is called as close as lips and teeth; The fish's tail is given to subordinates, which is called an important task; Fish wings are given to young people, and they are called flying high; Fish belly gives new knowledge, called heart-to-heart; It will be a blessing in the future when the fish is frustrated. Keep the meat for yourself. Haha, you can move chopsticks now.
7. Playing cards well shows that you have brains, you are good at playing cards, your thinking is clear, you are good at playing cards, you know the economy, you are not afraid of being bombed, you are courageous, you win quietly, you are shrewd, you don't surrender when you lose, and you have a strong sense of competition.
8. Talent cannot compete with wealth; A horizontal bucket is no match for a wine bottle; Advanced combat is not close; A big secret is no match for a small honey; Big money can't compete with Public Offering of Fund; Adults can't beat villains; Big officials are no match for current officials; The seat can't be circled; Submission can't beat eyeliner; Decent can't fight gangs; Famous brands can't compete with fakes; A supermodel can't compete with * * *; Mom can't compete with her mother-in-law.
9. Four weaknesses: the boss's kidney, the official's manuscript, the miss's tears, and the table of the Bureau of Statistics.
10. Four leisure activities: rich women, leaders' money, laid-off workers and scientific researchers.
1 1. Four senses: I didn't know the official was small until I arrived in Beijing, the building was small until I arrived in Shanghai, I didn't know the money was small until I arrived in Shenzhen, and I didn't know my wife was old until I arrived in the box.
12. Four lectures: healthy atmosphere in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength in the evening.
13. Four "can't say": bull quilt cover, honey soaking, stolen money and Viagra effect.
14. Four evils: wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, gas is a tiger that goes down the mountain, and money is the root of trouble.
15. Four tragedies in life: long drought meets rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating the gold medal list, the names are repeated.
Funny jingle recommendation
1. Today's four biggest idiots: those who can't hang themselves in love, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign invalid contracts, and those who giggle at their mobile phones.
2. Four things that can't be provoked: drinking without eating, wearing a tie with bare arms, being exposed, and riding a bike.
3. Men's four goods: 20-year-old men are futures, 30-year-old men are hot goods, 40-year-old men are stocks, and 50-year-old men are jumping off buildings.
Men have four ages: Pentium at twenty, Microsoft at thirty, Panasonic at forty and Lenovo at fifty.
Men are four idiots: coming home from work, earning money to spend money on women, eating lobster and leaving a phone number for women.
6. Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch around, and fourth-class men come home from work.
7. Fourth-class dad: First-class dad doesn't talk, second-class dad calls, third-class dad runs up and down, and fourth-class dad sits at home and scolds his mother.
8. Men's Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor ghost, going home at 8 pm is an alcoholic, going home at 8 pm is a goat, and going home at 8 am is a gambler.
9. There are four iron friends in the world: one iron goes through the window together, the other iron carries a gun together, the third iron goes whoring together, and the fourth iron is divided together.
10. Four ideals of women: men are all out of their minds, send me money every day, and wait in line for me to choose, never getting old.
A series of interesting jingles.
1. Fourth-class beauties: First-class beauties have crossed the ocean, second-class beauties are in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauties are in Beijing and Shanghai, and fourth-class beauties are waiting for the sea.
2. The emergence of four loves: first love is like love at first sight, passionate love is like commitment, nostalgia is like obedience, and lovelorn is like you.
3. Four basic rules: drinking is basically dependent on delivery, smoking is basically dependent on supply, wages are basically unchanged, and wives are basically not used.
4. Integrate theory with interests, closely contact leaders, and combine flattery with self-flattery. I worked hard to introduce equipment from abroad and spent a lot of foreign exchange. When I came back, I saw that I was originally from China, and I paid my tuition again with a smile. Bragging is like a donkey barking, flattering leaders is like a poodle, reprimanding subordinates is like a tiger, eating and drinking with public funds is like a wolf, running rabbits on cheap, and working like a monkey.