The banker's son asked his father; Dad, all the money in the bank belongs to customers and depositors. Then how did you earn your house, Mercedes-Benz and yacht? Banker: "son, there is a piece of fat in the refrigerator." Please bring it. " My son brought it. Put it back. The son asked, "What do you mean?" The banker said, "Do you think there is oil on your finger?

02. Investment banking

An investment bank rookie asked, "What is an investment bank? I shook my head, took some rotten fruits and asked him: How are you going to sell these fruits? " The rookie thought for a long time and said, "I will get rid of it at a discount according to the market price." The elder shook his head, picked up the fruit knife, peeled and cut the rotten fruit into pieces, and made a beautiful fruit platter: "In this way, it was sold at dozens of times the price. "

03. Sales

The boy said to the girl: I am the best, I promise to make you happy. Come with me-this is sales promotion. The boy said to the girl: After my dad and I get along, three houses will be yours-this is sales promotion. The boy doesn't tell the girl at all, but the girl is fascinated by the boy's temperament and demeanor-this is marketing. The girl doesn't know the boy, but her friends praise him-this is a brand.

04. Stop the car

A rich man borrowed a loan of 5000 yuan from Wall Street Bank for two weeks. The bank loan was mortgaged, so he used a Rolls Royce parked at the door as collateral. The bank clerk parked his Rolls Royce in the underground garage and lent it to the rich man for 5000 yuan. Two weeks later, the rich man came to pay back the money with interest of *** 15 yuan. The bank clerk found tens of millions of dollars in the rich man's account and asked why the rich man still borrowed money. The rich man said: Wall Street will never find a parking lot in 15 yuan for two weeks.

05. luxury goods

One day, the economics teacher talked about luxury goods. To better understand, he said, "Do students know what luxury goods are? Suppose you go shopping with your girlfriend, and your girlfriend stares at something for more than 30 seconds and you pay the bill, then this thing is a luxury. " After all, students will laugh, and your girlfriend will stare at something for more than 30 seconds. Classmate, then your girlfriend is a luxury!

06. Futures investment

An 8-year-old girl came to the melon garden to buy melons with triangular money. Seeing that she had too little money, the melon farmer wanted to trick the little girl into leaving, pointing to an immature melon and saying, "Triangle money can only buy that little melon." The girl agreed and happily handed the money to the melon farmer, who was surprised: "This melon is not ripe yet. How do you want it to eat? Girl: "Pay the money and the melon will be mine. I'll pick up the melon when it's ripe. "

07. unprofitable investment

"Please give an example of what an unprofitable investment is." The economics professor asked, "Take your sister out to play." A male classmate replied.

08. Business model

The young woman reported the case: "I put the money in my bra and was stolen by a handsome guy in the crowded subway." The policeman wondered, "You didn't notice such a sensitive place? The young woman blushed and replied, "Who would have thought it was money he touched? Summary: It is the highest level of business model to make customers' money unconsciously touched in a pleasant experience.