What happened last Saturday. After lunch, I suddenly felt unwell and inarticulate irritable. I used to have a lunch break for many years. As long as you finish lunch and push your rice bowl every day, you can fall asleep in ten minutes. But I didn't feel sleepy this day. When my wife saw me like this, she thought I had a bad lunch and quickly found some digestive medicine for me to eat, but it was useless. The afternoon was miserable, and dinner was watertight. It was not until after eight o'clock in the evening that I slowly recovered from my illness.
Just after ten o'clock, I was about to have a rest after washing my feet when the phone suddenly rang. When I saw it was my best old classmate Wang Jun's phone, I hurried to answer it, but it was not his old classmate's voice, but his wife Xiuzi's. Xiuzi told me that Wang Jun left at six o'clock in the afternoon. From noon until his death at six o'clock, he was in a semi-coma, awake for a while and confused for a while. When I was awake, I said I would go fishing with you when I got better. I was speechless for a moment, and tears had already overflowed my eyes. Although I know my old classmate has advanced liver cancer, I always believe that a miracle will happen to him because of his optimistic attitude towards the disease. Now I've heard the news of his death. If his wife hadn't said it, I'd think someone was playing a prank.
I asked Xiuzi about the funeral arrangements and told him that he would definitely come and help tomorrow. Xiuzi cried and hung up the phone, and I immediately fell into endless pain. It was an upside-down night. The voice and smile of my old classmate Wang Jun always appear in front of my eyes. The past ten years of hard study is vivid, and I have not been divided by it for half my life. My brother, who talks about everything, made me cry and wet my pillow towel with tears. When I think of my old classmates from noon to 6 pm before their death, I believe that there is really telepathy between people.
If you can't sleep, get up, stand in front of the window, open the window conveniently, and a cool breeze blows head-on. Looking at the sky from a distance, the clouds are high and the moonlight is like water. Occasionally, the geese flying south in the sky at night hear a few piercing cries. I remember my old classmates and teenagers, who have known each other for decades. Brothers are not brothers. I remembered fishing in Longhu, Wang Jun a month ago, and talked about the past and present. Today's game is separated by yin and yang, which makes people feel happy. I wrote a pair of couplets with tears in the moonlight to comfort my confidant and the dead.
Ten years of classmates, knowing each other during the Boya period, and deep brotherhood, especially today.
Once farewell, the mountains and rivers lost their voices, and the strings broke as if they were gone. Since then, no one has understood the piano.
(The names in the text are all pseudonyms)
When I was a child, I went in and out of my house at the same door.
The male leader is tall and thin, good at jiaozi, and rarely stays at home for a few days a year.
The woman's aunt is very beautiful and gentle, and she doesn't look like a female general from a cotton mill at all.
Aunt's brother was recruited by the head of the regiment.
Aunt introduced a girlfriend to her brother, who took a vacation on a blind date, and the head of the team happened to be at home.
A military backpack with documents and money. ...
My brother and his girlfriend crossed the Yangtze River to Hankou by ferry.
When I got on the ferry from the boat, my careless brother threw his satchel on his shoulder, and his hand slipped and the satchel fell right between the two boats.
Slipped and fell into the Yangtze River.
A sailor next to him hooked twice, and the boat turned a gorgeous corner and the bag disappeared.
It is said that my brother and girlfriend sat by the river in frustration all day.
When I got home, I only heard the colonel lose his temper.
Seeing off my girlfriend and being with my brother, I sighed and burned cakes all night.
The next day, my mother who was on the morning shift opened the door and saw a wet military satchel hanging at the door. There are many things in it.
~ unbelievable!
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"I may be pregnant." One morning, my wife told me happily.
"Menstruation hasn't arrived yet? How do you know? " I'm confused about this.
"Don't ask first, just check." My wife smiled and sold me a lock.
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Results Early pregnancy test was positive, and pregnancy was suspected.
I asked my wife again, "How did you know you were pregnant before the examination?"
The wife said, "I'm afraid you won't believe it." It was my mother who dreamed last night. My father told her that he had a grandson and asked my mother to help with the children. "
"There are so amazing? I'm afraid your mother is anxious to have grandchildren, thinking about it every day and dreaming at night. " I smiled.
"I knew you wouldn't believe it!" The wife said angrily.
At that time, my father-in-law died less than half a year.
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My wife's period has come, but the "relatives" who should come have not, so I have to believe that my wife is really pregnant.
After that, his wife's stomach grew bigger day by day. Before giving birth, I was admitted to the hospital. Lying in the hospital bed, the wife was filled with joy and said, "It must be a son."
I said, "Do you believe in your father's dream? Aren't all your children the same?"
The wife said, "My parents have two daughters. They want a grandson. "
I waited outside the delivery room during the delivery. With the baby crying, the doctor opened the door and gave me good news: it's a handle!
In the postpartum ward, the wife held the child in her arms and said, "Now you believe it!"
I know what she said is her father-in-law's dream, and she deliberately lifted her shoulders and said, "When you let him dream again, just tell us which number to buy for the lottery!"
First of all, I especially like collecting anecdotes. Today, I will sort out some foreign anecdotes for you!
NO. 1 Theresa, a 56-year-old woman in new york, USA, keeps hairless mice as pets. She has 52 such mice at home, and sleeps with them. She admitted in a TV program that people called her Ms. Mouse, a hobby that many people couldn't accept and refused to associate with her. She was very confused.
In minas gerais, Brazil, 6 1 year-old Brazilian old man Lize Rossi showed his wife how he slept in a coffin. It is reported that Rossi insists on spending the night in the coffin every Friday night in memory of his dead friend. This habit has never stopped for 23 years.
No.3 Petrozavodsk, Russia, an unidentified object thought to be an alien discovered two years ago, was kept in the refrigerator for two years. In 2009, a local girl found the body where the UFO crashed, so she wrapped it in plastic film and put it in the refrigerator. At present, I don't know if it is an alien object, but the photo immediately caused a hot discussion among netizens.
On the 4th, in Kilchu village near Canel, Rajasthan, local woman Chouthi Bai was breast-feeding a calf. She feeds this calf three or four times a day. She thinks this is a natural and sacred thing. She said that this calf's mother has died, and the baby is 3 years old, so there is no need to drink so much breast milk. It's a good thing that her breast milk can support this calf now. And this calf is very good and likes to lie on her lap. Besides her milk, she will also feed the calf traditional bread from India.
NO.5 single mother nadaya? Su Liman is a household name in the United States, and now there is even a new word dedicated to her: "octo-mom". She gave birth to octuplets in February 2009. Before that, she had six children (including a pair of twins), all born by artificial conception, and the father of the children was the same person.
NO.7 According to the British News of the World, Elliott Smith, a British girl, was diagnosed with premature senility syndrome at the age of one. The little girl is 8 years old this year, but she looks like an old man, and her skin looks pale green. The doctor said that her aging rate was 8 times faster than that of ordinary people, which means that when she was 10 years old, her actual appearance was an 80-year-old woman.
Tell me a personal experience when I was a child.
I don't believe in ghosts and gods since I was a child, but some things really can't be explained scientifically, such as this one I said below. Look carefully, I swear on my personality that it is absolutely true!
When I was a child, I lived in a bungalow, which was a company dormitory. The population is very dense, and the alley between each row of houses is more than one meter. Just like a tricycle, every family doesn't have much space.
As long as I can remember, I have been catching crickets with older children, going to vegetable fields during the day and catching them in railways or broken houses at night.
When I was old, my parents wouldn't let me go, so I went secretly and went back to be beaten. I'm obsessed.
I remember when I was in primary school, I forgot how old I was. As usual, when my parents are asleep, it's usually around 1 1, and several of our friends start whistling out, each with a flashlight. I secretly opened the door and gently locked it from the outside.
There were six or seven of us that night, and an old man was playing chess under the street lamp by the roadside. We went to the railway first, and it began to rain not long after we arrived, and it was not too heavy. Then we went home, and the rain stopped as soon as we got home, and then we proposed to go to the broken house to catch it. The so-called broken house is a large row of half-built houses on the roadside, and all the garbage that sells vegetables in the morning is thrown in. I didn't have a mobile phone or watch before, so I guess I got there. I inadvertently looked to the right and saw a woman with white hair and a white skirt floating from the window of a broken house to the collar. It must have gone with the wind, and suddenly she was in a cold sweat. I was shivering when I wrote this. So real. I looked back. The boy in the back asked me directly if I had seen it. I said I saw it. Let's go!
Then we let them go home together. I didn't tell them what happened until I walked away, and then I never went there at night again.
Once in my hometown, a brother and sister drowned, about ten years old, but their hands were tied together when they were salvaged. People thought it was strange, but no one reported it. At that time, I went to middle school and read some mystery novels. I always suspected that it was the child's stepfather, but there was no evidence at that time ... and it finally went away. The father of the child made a fortune doing business in a big city, abandoned the child and his wife, and the woman took a pair of children and remarried a bachelor in the same village. In less than half a year, a pair of children drowned in the pond in front of their house, but the woman didn't report it. The father of the child came back to see him and hurried back, because the wife at home also gave birth to a child ... Many years later, I returned to my hometown and heard that the woman and the bachelor also gave birth to a son ... I felt very sad.
According to my dad, my dad has a friend who has a cerebral hemorrhage. He died after more than a month of treatment. During the treatment, my father and his brothers took turns to serve this friend. One day, my dad was sleeping at home, dreaming of this man and that he pushed the door and came to our house. When my dad saw him coming, he asked him what he was doing. He said I was fine and just wanted to come and see the children. Then my dad woke up. My dad was worried and said it was ruined. Maybe his friend left, but he really left that day.
Hello, everyone, I am a diary of a foreign life.
Today I take this opportunity to tell you a true anecdote that happened in our village.
It was the summer of 1996, and we were all on summer vacation. The boys in the neighborhood like to get together quietly and go to a pond in the mountains to play with water without telling the adults at home. Because it was summer, when farming was not busy, adults liked to take a nap. Let's take this opportunity to sneak out. Almost every day.
Every time we see a man coming to the pond with a big buffalo, our best friend knows it's time to go home. If you don't go back, your own adults will scream for the whole country. This cow is our timer, which is more accurate than the clock. Uncle Huang, the owner of the cow, said that at this time, the cow would be agitated in the cowshed, screaming at the cow's throat, making some noise, waking the cow up and letting him take the cow out to take a bath.
Every time we play with water, there is always a 5-or 6-year-old boy watching us in the shade, and he doesn't go into the water. He skipped away when we left.
Our business was finally discovered by the adults. On this day, none of us dared to go out. The adults colluded. When children go to play with water, they will send messages to each other, and those who play with water will wait to go home and be beaten. Not long after I stayed at home, I heard my neighbor shouting outside: "Go and help find Li Si's child. Li Si's child is gone. " In our countryside, people are more United and simple. When a family is in trouble, neighbors will help them for free. We all looked everywhere separately and shouted the child's name. I looked everywhere, but there was nothing. Li Si's grandmother almost went crazy and shouted, "Dear Lord, Bodhisattva, you must bless my grandson." ...
Just when everyone was desperate, stuttering Li San panted and ran from the other side, and said in a hoarse voice, "Look … look … here … look … here … on the back of the cow … back …". When everyone was in unknown so, some people understood what he said. I asked him, "Li San, did you find the child?" Li San nodded his head. Everyone is relieved. As for what Li San said behind the cow, everyone didn't ask too much. Don't you understand when you go to Li Si's house?
Everyone rushed to Li Si's house. Just arrived on the road not far from Li Si's house. I saw Uncle Huang walking up and down the grain drying field in front of Li Si's house, holding his big buffalo. There is also a child lying on the back of the cow. Li Si is watching the baby beside the cow. Drink water from the child's mouth. Suddenly, a big water column came out of the child's mouth. Then the child began to cry. Li Si quickly held the child in her arms to comfort her.
Everyone thought it was strange, so they asked Uncle Huang what was going on. Uncle Huang said, "He just lay down at noon today and didn't fall asleep. His buffalo is in the bullpen, fidgeting and screaming. He got up quickly and walked into the cowshed, where he saw the cows kicking wildly. Uncle Huang is very strange He thinks this cow is crazy. But the cow didn't attack him either. Uncle Huang shook his head desperately and untied the rope. The cow ran outside the cowshed in despair. The direction of running is the direction of the pond where it takes a bath every day. Uncle Huang also ran there desperately with the cow in his arms. When I ran near the pond. Instead of going into the water, the cow shouted at the pond. When Uncle Huang saw it, it was a child floating in the pond. Without much thought, Uncle Huang jumped into the water and saved the child. He recognized the child as the child of the Li Si family. He put the child on the back of the cow. I walked all the way to the Li family's grain drying field. " Everyone saw what happened after that.
The Li family wanted to give Uncle Huang a sum of money as a reward, but Uncle Huang refused. The story that the cow saved the child was passed down for a moment as a much-told story.
Later, Uncle Niu and Uncle Huang got old and couldn't do any more. Li Si paid Uncle Huang a large sum of money to buy the cow and provide it with good grass and feed until it died of old age.
Let me tell you my real experience, although I have no memory at all, because I was only one year old.
It was a winter in the 1970s. I live in an old house with two floors. There are four families, two downstairs and two upstairs. That day, my aunt took me. She is only 10 years older than me. The water was probably boiling, so she put me on the windowsill. At that time, I will stand. The window is made of two pieces of wood, pushed out and locked with a bolt. I stood on the window, and when the bolt was not inserted that day, I pushed open the window and fell headfirst, and it was all over the bottom. There are two wires under the window with their heads down, which makes me twist my ass again. It was winter, and I wore a lot of clothes and was wrapped in a skirt. And I landed on my ass. At that time, my aunt was scared to death and the whole alley was shocked. Then she was taken to the hospital with a big bruise on her ass. Then one day later, an old man downstairs died of illness, and others said that he helped me.
All of the above is what I heard from my family since I was a child. As long as I can remember, my neighbors have always seen me and said, You are so lucky ... Hehehe. I spent the Mid-Autumn Festival with my aunt yesterday (my parents were away). I hope they are healthy! !
Take the neighbor next to my hometown as an example. As far as I can remember, my neighbor was brought up by his mother. He gave birth to a son when his father died young. Once I asked my father how his father died. My father said that when he was young, he was probably a teenager. I heard that my neighbor's father killed a pregnant fox and soon died of illness. I didn't think much at the time. Only when we meet our neighbors every year will we bask in the sun, smoke and chat together. From his mouth, we know that he works as a punching machine in Changzhou, so everyone goes back to work in the factory after the holiday.
Until the year before last, I heard that he had an accident in the factory. Specifically, the workpiece of the punch flew out and hit him in the chest. The video at that time showed that he covered his chest and fell back several meters. Later, I heard that he was sent to a small hospital in the town and left without going to a big hospital. According to the elders, if he had been sent to a big hospital at that time, there might still be a chance. He was only 36/7 years old that year, and the company lost 800,000 yuan to his family. Specifically, his wife and his mother each have 300,000 sons and 200,000 sons. His mother is really difficult. His mother left her husband when she was young, and now she is counting on her son to provide for the elderly. It is the white-haired people who send the black-haired people. Everything is unpredictable! Later, I heard from my mother that crows kept barking at his door every day before the neighbor's accident. His mother scared them away with something, but later she flew back. In rural areas, crows and magpies are ominous symptoms. Some people say that the fox who was pregnant at that time was killed. This year, his mother also went to pancreatic cancer, leaving only his son and wife. They have remarried and rarely brought their son back from working outside for many years. What a wonderful family has become now, alas, things are unpredictable! This is a true story!