Me: "I really want to have a dog"

Roommate B: "Can you support yourself?"

Me: "If I have a dog, I want to have a husky! I like its temperament very much "

Roommate B:" It's torn apart "

Me:" Forget it, the golden retriever is cute. "

A few days later, I brushed the video and found a Chihuahua, and suddenly I wanted to raise a Chihuahua. It's so human! However, not long after, I saw a corky near my dormitory. I opened my hands and said to it,

"Come on! Come to my sister's arms! "

I saw Xiaoke running over on his short legs. It's so cute!

After a little meditation, I said to my roommate, "I've made up my mind. In the future, I'll raise a golden retriever, a corgi, a chihuahua, and a border shepherd, and then the border shepherd will manage other dogs for me when I'm not at home."

Roommate: "…"

There is a big warm bed at home in winter

"Why don't you go back to the dormitory at noon?

me: "I missed school"

"Why?"

Me: "It's warm at home, and the double bed is very comfortable"

Yes, I did. Because of the contradiction in the dormitory, I stayed at home, and my roommate B stayed at home. My roommate A told me that she wanted to check out, but she didn't. (There are 1 people in the dormitory, and I live in 6 rooms. Now there are only 3 people left. My roommate G has retired this semester.)

Let's not talk about the specific reasons. If the interpersonal relationship is simple, there will be no such thing. I am already disappointed. It's good to go home and control your own time, so you don't have to think so much. In the winter of 219, it was a little cold, but it was warm at home.

the speed of life and death

started a day-to-day life, and got up early every morning to catch the bus. Yesterday morning, I left home at 7 o'clock, but I still missed the bus. I chased the bus for a stop.

Me: "I chased the bus for a stop today, and I can see the tail of the bus every time"

Roommate C: "Baby, when you grow up, you can run"

Me: "I took a taxi for 1 yuan"

Roommate C: "You ran the fare to 1 yuan!" (It takes about 14 taxis from my home to school)

Me: "I just want 2 yuan of happiness, not 1 yuan of sadness."

Topic

Two weeks ago, a foreign teacher of macroeconomics came to give us a class, and I asked a question given by a Chinese teacher. I have been confused about two concepts. I showed the questions to the foreign teachers, and she thought they were both human capital (about the examples of human capital and technological knowledge), but the correct answer was not. I asked the Chinese teacher again and relayed the Chinese teacher's ideas to the foreign teachers the next day.

So, in last week's foreign teachers' exam, I saw three questions on the paper adapted from the questions I asked, and my mood was complicated. I felt that I still didn't distinguish them clearly, but that question was controversial at that time. There are many people in into the pit this time.

After the exam, I looked at the three questions and couldn't help feeling:

But I will change the questions and get to know the essence of education ...

Roommate C: "You are really smart"

Roommate A: "Remember to tell us what you ask next time"

Me: "I want to ask this again. Scared, scared "

Bye-bye, foreign teacher

In recent weeks, I have been very tired. Foreign teachers of accounting and financial law have left homework and English essay. In order to finish my homework and study other subjects, I only slept for 4 or 5 hours every day for more than a week. I took three exams during the period. Finally, the class of accounting foreign teachers is over, macroeconomics foreign teachers are over this Friday, and financial law foreign teachers are over this Saturday. I'm so tired.

however, the foreign teacher of corporate finance will come next week, and someone told me that I feel that I have been busy recently and have no concept of weekends. 15 weeks for business banking and futures trading practice, 16 weeks for accounting, 17 weeks for corporate finance, and other subjects have not yet been decided.

come on, help me back to the third year of high school and have a rest.

Goodbye, foreign teacher. Let's go with my papers and scores.

3D to 2D

The night before yesterday, I was lying in bed as soon as I got home. Later, I felt a little cold. When I passed the mirror, I planned to boast and found my sweater split! But no wool is exposed.

what's the situation? This is the third time I've worn it. I never took off my coat at school! I went to the online store to find the past pictures and confirmed the style. Well, it was not a split sweater.

My mother and I confessed this matter, and my mother told me confidently, "See this wool? This thread is used for sewing, so I need to take it apart and knit it with a sweater.

There was hope in an instant. I watched my mother pull the thread longer and longer until I saw my sweater change from 3D to 2D. Nothing, I believe my mother can knit! Seeing my mother holding a sweater needle, I am more convinced. So, I went back to the house with confidence. Until ...

Mom: "Baby, I forgot how to knit, and your aunt will definitely"

...

Wait, it's not certain when my aunt will come to my house. What about my sweater?

Now, the sweater is lying quietly on the table, and my mother won't let it move. I looked at my sweater and the unusually conspicuous wool, and I remembered a lyric:

If we had been less stubborn, we wouldn't be so sorry now

I felt the monologue inside the sweater:

How did you remember me, smiling or silent

Young

A few days ago, I went out late, so I decided to go to school by bike to avoid being delayed by traffic jams.

There was an old man sitting in the middle of the road in an electric wheelchair. I decided to wait for an opportunity to overtake him. Finally, I found an opportunity. I started to speed up. In order to get out of the way of the old man as soon as possible, I took a sharp turn and fell firmly.

In order to avoid embarrassment, after all, I fell down in front of so many people. I quickly got up, simply patted the soil, got on the bus and pretended that nothing had happened, as if the fall was just an illusion, and the speed did not decrease.

At the moment when I got on the bike, I heard people around me say, "How young!"

...

The farthest distance in the world

Because my family cleaned up again, I found that some things could not be put down. Taking advantage of the Double Eleven event, my dad bought two cabinets from the Internet.

The cupboard finally arrived the other day. My father told me which compartment was mine, and he put some of my things in it, which I didn't care.

it wasn't until one day that I remembered to use it and planned to get it that I found that the furthest distance in the world was that there was only the key I hadn't opened in my locker.

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