The owner of a five-star hotel came to check his hotel to see if any beggars paid for his business. After a while, a beggar came and asked him for a toothpick, so he gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came to ask for a toothpick. The owner of the hotel wondered why beggars ate toothpicks instead of rice. After a while, another beggar came.
The boss said to the beggar, are you here to get a toothpick, too?
The beggar said, no, I want a straw.
Boss: Why do you want toothpicks for the first two and straws for you?
Beggar: Because a beggar vomited just now, the first two took toothpicks and ate everything in the vomit. I can only suck the rest through a straw.
The restaurant owner vomited blood wildly, and then the ambulance came.