16. Patient (left hand covering cheek, right stage. Guo Da style): Love, love, love, it hurts! I'm starving. This tenderness is not a disease, but it hurts like hell. Reverse letters? You can turn this person's three-dimensional pain into a plane-down, the plane pain into a straight line-weight loss, and the straight line pain into an egg-pumping. No, I'm hungry. This big guy in 2008, Yao Ming's physique, has become 1.68 meters painful. Bad husband, I'm starving, love, love.
17. Dentist (Zhao Benshan style, sarcastic): Nothing, where have you just been? Can hurt people to death, can also hurt people to die. It's called dying there Fuck me. That's right, or your life is over. Have you had an examination, fluoroscopy, B-ultrasound and CT?
18. Patient (Shaanxi voice): All have left.
19. Dentist: Bring the film. Let's have a look. Open your mouth. (Looking down at Ma Ping) Gee, you have a dead tooth.
20. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (I'm surprised) Then why call (Xu Sanduo voice)?
2 1. Dentist: What should I do? Well, (jokingly) wait for the funeral.
22. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (loudly) Huh? (Fan Wei takes a puff at his cigarette and shakes his head, then he is relieved) Quack! Ga-ah-light-
Dentist: Oh, my God, are you smoking? I mean, pulling teeth, taking care of you (pointing at each other in a threatening way)—
24. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Are you hungry? Ga! Ga Guang-(shaking his head and relieved) Nothing, go on.
25. Dentist: Joke, take care of you? What do you say to take care of you? What kind of Japanese food is this? Or Korean food? How to take care of you? Small sample, this thing is afraid? Don't you think it's ridiculous that you smoked a little today? Sit still and I'll clean it up for you-won't this damn tooth be pulled out? Don't you only care about your teeth? How amazing. (to the audience) Well, we must distract the patient. Listen, next topic: Hey, relax. (Pointing to the sky) Next topic: What's your name again?
26. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Hunger makes you nervous.
27. Dentist: Are you still nervous? Open your mouth. How old are you this year? Is Japanese food delicious? Is Korean food delicious? Do you need me to look after it for you? Stand on tiptoe, pull with needle-nosed pliers and swing. Swing and pull) honk, boom, shh-(whistling, looking up at an arc in the air) gone! Catch the fly, (Zhao shrugs) Well, it's gone, it's gone. (Pull out a wad of cotton and shut up)
28. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Bad husband, bad husband, is it over?
29. Dentist: (depressed) It's over.
30. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Can you make up for it and make it hungry? Ta heel starved to death for more than ten years (stretching four fingers), so I left, how can I get rid of it?
3 1. Dentist: (sarcastically impatiently) What? Follow me to Nanshan funeral home in Nanshan and Jinzhou, right? Buy a small cemetery apartment. Such a big one (strokes) is ultra-small, miniature, and only 68 people are not expensive, otherwise? Really, who do you think you are? Buddha tooth relic, what is the whole thing?
32. Patient (Shaanxi Voice): By the way, stress is the private wealth of hunger. (Resolutely punch) The reverse pen must be returned to the hungry.
33. Dentist: (surprised) Why? I pulled out thousands of teeth, just you? Do you want to collect it or give it as a gift? (close to mysterious irony) It's not that husband and wife have property, is it? Besides, it's already flown. Who knows where it went? Who is still looking for your teeth everywhere?
34. Patient (Shaanxi Voice): Today we are going to give it back to the hungry, but this is a bad plan of hunger pressure. Tell the opposite side that ivory is out of stock at the International Death Yard today. It's fake. Because the elephant's teeth are not allowed to be pulled out, he grinds people's teeth into flour. Plus 502, imitation ivory comes quickly, elephants love me, and RMB is hungry. On the other hand, the water color is good, the market is excellent, futures trading, orders, large orders, large orders, and final delivery in 2058. I have been insured.
35. Dentist: Hum, artificial ivory, dare to compare with ivory? Very fashionable, almost made stock index futures. I have been insured. What kind of insurance do you have?
36. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Strong feet are dangerous.
37. Dentist: (Thinking slowly and muttering to himself) What do you mean by health insurance? Strong feet?
38. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Just (Mandarin) is difficult. Everyone who drives on earth knows that you can't speak Mandarin well. (Alert) Don't talk nonsense! If you are hungry again, you should call the police. If you are hungry, you will be charged with ivory rape and sentenced to 20 years in prison. (takes out his mobile phone and dials) Hey, medicine is another one, medicine is another one-you're connected, hey, who are you? Bin laden, bin laden. It is broken. I dialed an extra number 1 10, which called Afghanistan and put bin Laden on the phone. Hey, what are you looking for? I can't find the opposite, but I must give something to the hungry. Nothing, nothing. A small civil dispute, no matter what, can't get out. What? I want to meet hungry people tonight. What? Be there or be square? No, no, bin Laden, please be hungry. Hungry, no time. Bin laden, bin laden, hey, say bin laden when you are hungry, stop it. If you are hungry, you can't understand the Afghan dialect. Hang up, hang up for nothing. I'm scared to death and hungry. That sounds horrific.
39. Dentist: It's misleading to hang up 1 10 and threaten me with bin Laden. You suspect that I have hidden your precious tooth, and I suspect that you have it for yourself.
40. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (Cough) Bad husband, it's not good to be hungry, and it's not good to be hungry (choke your throat with your hand).
4 1. Dentist: Do I have to see it? (with a magnifying glass) Oh, how did your tooth fall into your throat? It's none of my business. Go to the throat department for a check-up.
42. Patient (Shaanxi voice): This is a matter of life and death.
Dentist: What are you waiting for? Go ahead, you'll die soon.
44. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (urgent) Bad husband, future husband, but good.
45. Laryngologist: Hello (shaking hands). Did you do it all? (fresh style)
46. Patient (Shaanxi Voice): Where should I write it?
47. Laryngologist: What else? Have you had an examination, fluoroscopy, B-ultrasound and CT?
48. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Hurry up.
49. Laryngologist: Bring me the film. Alas, your tooth didn't stop here at all, it has entered the esophageal area. This is not an embassy area, and I don't care about these two places. Go to the digestive department!
50. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (gas) The stomach is not good, the stomach is not good, and it is good!
5 1. Gastrologist (wearing sunglasses): Hello (shaking hands, sucking enough air-regular, gnashing your teeth)-have you done all that?
52. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (Busy tone) Hurry up, hurry up.
53. Gastrologist (wearing sunglasses): Bring a film. Oh, dear patient, wow, I'll tell you the latest news: (almost snickering) Your teeth are really fierce. It's a d-prefix car Do you know the prefix d? (gesturing)
54. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Why don't you understand when you are hungry? Are Hong Kong movies "D"? I have seen it three times.
55. Stomatologist (wearing sunglasses): (I found that my speech was wrong and perfunctory) Yes, yes, the prefix "D" has already passed. This station doesn't stop at all (Pushing the patient conveniently) Go to the anorectal department, go!
56. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (Angry, stomping) It's a bad husband, it's a bad husband, but it's better! (reaching out and shaking hands)
57. Just a doctor (wearing glasses): Bullshit! Everything is mine. Have all these been carried out?
58. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (Speak quickly) Hurry up, hurry up.
59. Just Doctor: Bring the film, huh? Why is this tooth missing? (Turn it over to see the film) Nurse! Bring a magnifying glass, the part I want to see, (in a low voice) bureau-department. Hey, all anorectal patients go outside the door-get out of the way, the nurse shouted. Hey, that woman. Why don't you go? My lords. Hey, she said it was your old lady. Oh, madam, well, you can stay. Hey, then you gentlemen take off (bang! ) take it off! Reach for it, and your pants will fall off sideways! What do you pretend to be in front of the doctor in the home improvement business? (picks up the oversized magnifying glass to observe) Oh, my God! No, you have a tooth here!
60. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Bad husband, (sadly) how can this be argued?
6 1. Just a doctor: get in the car and lie down, I'll take you back to the stomatology department (panting)-finally diagnosed-(raising his voice) speech therapy! (waving hello) Dentist, dentist, come and live, come and live, it's all yours.
62. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Press my husband and save the hungry!
63. Dentist: What's wrong? What happened? (Expecting) Dr. Gang (the index finger is constantly being treated) You really can, really can, but you can do it and send it here. (to the patient) Hey, turn around. (Press the patient, the patient gets up again, his pants fall off, and he shakes his head helplessly) Oh, my God! This is a wonderful world. I don't know if I saw it, but I was shocked. (Help me lift my pants) There is no cure for this disease! I can't watch it.
64. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (Disappointed) Then why fight? With such a glorious disability, how can you survive if you starve for a lifetime? Seek the inverse, hungry to the inverse ghost. (kneeling)
65. Dentist: No, no (helping the patient up). It's hard to die for me. Your historical problems are too difficult to solve. (Touching chin) Well, conservative therapy. Remember: Be sure to brush your teeth on time!
66. Patient (Shaanxi voice): (Sighing, stomping, grabbing the towel on his head) Hey, this is not a policy, this is not a policy, this is not a policy, this is not a pull-(suddenly reminding me) Hey, hungry! (crying while patting his ass) Fellow villagers, you are hungry. Hungry is really not a loss. There are stock index futures here, there are stock index futures here, haha, eager for a real blue chip, blue chip, growth stock, eager for mid-line holding, long-term holding, endless life, holding multiple orders. Hey, crush my husband.
67. dentist: what?
68. Patient (Voice of Shaanxi): Give two more blue chips to the hungry. Only one can be admitted, and the quota is too limited. Don't forget, we will sell money here in 2058, but don't forget, don't forget, don't forget. . . . .
69.dentist: 2058? See you on stage!
70. Patient (Shaanxi voice): Yes, be there or be square. {Bow off the stage, leave the stage}
Toothache is not a disease.
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