First, men ● What is a man? ★ Sometimes men are gods and let women worship them! ★ Men are sometimes dreams that confuse women! ★ Sometimes men are mountains that women can rely on! ★ Sometimes men are fire, which makes women burn! ★ Sometimes men are fairy tales, let women make poems! ★ Men are sometimes rubbish, which makes women spit on them! ★ Bottom line: A man must be what a woman makes him be! What kind of animal is man? According to research, men are unreliable animals. Before the age of 30, she was a romantic woman who believed in men's ideals; After the age of 30, I still believe that the ideal in a man's mouth is a complete idiot. Some men cheat women with their appearance; Some men coax women with sweet words; Some men use money to attract women; Men who have neither looks nor money, nor can speak sweet words, seduce women with their own ideals. Don't expect men to say sorry to you. A man's apology is bound to follow. When a man suddenly says "I'm sorry" to a woman in frustration, then the next thing is probably "I fell in love with another woman". Men don't say "I'm in love with someone else, I'm sorry". A man always says "I'm sorry" before he dares to say "I'm in love with someone else", so "I'm in love with someone else" is what he wants to say most. Therefore, when your man suddenly says "I'm sorry", you should immediately say to him, "I'm sorry, please don't go on." If you are smart, you should guess what he wants to say. If you still love this man, you can answer, "If you love another woman, go ahead. I let you go not because I don't love you, but because I love you too much. I am willing to let you fly to a place where you feel happy. " If you don't love this man anymore, you must answer, "If you love another woman, it's time for you to go. Not because I don't love you, but because I have no feelings for you, and I don't care about competing with other women. So please leave as soon as possible and return the money you owe me. " I said I was sorry, originally to admit my mistake, but later I changed it. But a man's "sorry" is "sorry for you". I regret it, but I don't intend to change it; This is a notice, not an error; It's Sarai, not trying to save it. It is not the end of the road, it is not impossible to delay, and men will not be willing to say "I'm sorry". When he said he was sorry, he put the blame on that woman. She decided what to do. A man's "sorry" is shameless. Some people say that if a person wants to fly a kite, sometimes he can fly freely in the sky, and sometimes he can know that he is not a bird, and he doesn't want to go anywhere. He will be bound forever, and that thread will always be in your hand; Some people think that you should treat a man like a fish. The tighter you hold on to him, the more he wants to run away. On the contrary, when you don't catch him, he will stay in your palm, motionless. The implication is that men should be treated alternately, but how many women can really do it through the ages? Even if you can, you shouldn't ask yourself, "Do you love this man?" Alas! What exactly is a man? Is that a shoulder to cry on when you are sad? Is it a chest that you can snuggle up to when you are lonely? Is that a corner that you can't escape all your life? Is that the season for you to harvest scars? In my opinion, neither. Men are just antonyms of women, and they are a kind of material that women exist relatively. ● What is a man? A woman who always stressed that she was a famous family wrote an article called "Men are divided into two sections". It is believed that men are "cultivated in the upper part and refined in the lower part". If "the second half is hopeless, the first half is certainly not much better." Although the man was unfortunately cut into two pieces by the woman, I think it doesn't matter which piece of the man is different from which one in the eyes of most women today. Men are divided into good men and bad men by women. The standard of this division is Yuanyang Butterfly School, which has a heavy meaning and appears pure and graceful. Later, men were divided into two parts by women: successful men and unsuccessful men. According to the trend and value orientation of today's society, this dichotomy belongs to a typical economic school. Hurun, a British junior who is on the rich list every year, once said: Money is the only sign to measure a person's success. Taking money as a watershed, dividing men into two categories, although seemingly practical, also reveals frankness. After all, "Marry a China man and dress for dinner" is a basic old saying, which is more charitable than abruptly and rudely splitting a man in two. The economic strength of men is more important to women than Mount Tai. Women use this to find support, which adds a lot of security according to the wholesale volume. At this point, I want to lead to the theme of the article: men's stuff. What kind of man is difficult to plan as a whole. But what kind of goods men can get, it is relatively easy to do a lot. For women, since not all men are successful and rich, they should learn to recognize heroes: which men are blue chips, which are potential stocks and which are junk stocks. Therefore, I solemnly propose to ladies that from now on, men may be divided into two types: spot and futures. Spot naturally refers to men who have succeeded or even made a fortune, while futures refers to men who will succeed and can hold hands and smile when they promise to succeed. Frankly speaking, a woman with a little idea and a little vision, her choice is either spot or futures; Women who are more open-minded tend to choose futures. It is said that their concern is to experience this process of ultimate success. This kind of thinking is really touching, attracting countless futures men to beat their chests and feet, vowing to make up happiness from scratch. Wang Baochuan, Xue Pinggui's wife in the ancient drama, is the representative of these British women: "Wang and Sun are ten million, and Xue Pinggui plays ball alone." In addition, Zhu Yuanzhang's wife Ma Huanghou and Sima Xiangru's wife Zhuo Wenjun are also top figures. In short, women who are willing to choose futures can be called "strategic marriage partners". Unfortunately, it is overwhelming to encourage women to choose futures such as Rainbow Baochuan and Ma Huanghou. Futures are risky, and women's youth is fleeting. Who really dares to bet his youth on tomorrow and exchange his true feelings for this life? After all, it is no longer the era of Tang poetry and Song poetry. A little romance can last forever, and a little oath can last forever. It used to be said that there must be a woman behind a successful man. Now, I think there must be many women behind a successful man-taking shifts at any time. In the past, women also engaged in futures to help their wives, hoping to share joys and sorrows, and finally, their husbands would be honored; Nowadays, women simply want cash, pay attention to one step in place and cash out directly. This is the tragedy of futures. There are two kinds of men and there are two kinds of men. In the "dichotomy", we can't have the metaphor of the upper half and the lower half, but in the "commodity law", we can easily put forward the concepts of spot person and futures person. Looking around, spot men are in short supply, while futures men are valuable and have no market. How to quickly turn futures into cash is a top priority for every futures trader. Second, women ● What is a woman? ★ Beauty is a masterpiece with exquisite production, rare circulation and high price. Although men love deeply, they often lack the courage to buy. A virtuous woman is a cookbook whose mission is to spread nutrition. There are countless nutritional formulas engraved in my heart, and I always try my best to make my family fat in vain. ★ The fierce woman is an unfathomable secret of Wulin. Every move she makes men tremble with fear, so men are always in awe of her. Gentle Woman is a love novel of Qiong Yao. When she first started reading, she was full of enthusiasm and fascinating, but over time, it only brought emotion to men. ★ A woman with a strong vanity is a science fiction novel. Her ideas often put reality aside, making men often stretched for the money in their pockets. ★ A woman with a successful career is a classic book with great connotation. It's really hard for men to get to know her thoroughly and often quit. ★ A humorous woman is a life care book. Each of her incisive words contains reasons to make people smile, and men will become particularly cheerful and transparent because of her. ★ Married women are textbooks piled up by various family rules, and in-depth reading always makes people uninterested. Because men prefer to read colorful "extracurricular books". ★ Women who have extramarital affairs are pirated books. Although it is neither legal nor compliant, it has many incomparable advantages compared with genuine books, so it has always been deeply loved by playboy men.