1. Love is a dream, but I overslept.

2. I didn't buy jasmine honey tea, so I didn't get another good chance.

3. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao speaks for him.

4. the information is changed eight times a day, not just to make you look at me more?

5. The head teacher's mouth is like gold AK47, full of explosive force.

6. Sometimes, people cry not because they are too fragile, but because they are strong for too long.

7. You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

8. People who are really cheap are hidden, while those who are cheap are superficial.

9. Don't cry your eyes out for being lovelorn, because it is only the beginning, not the end.

1. To see if a restaurant is clean, you don't have to go to its kitchen, just go to its toilet and have a look.

11. Don't use your parents' money to do things that are sorry for your parents

12. When you were a child, the watch you drew on your hand didn't move, but it took away our best time

13. When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing; At the end of your life, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.

14. In a man's world, the most unforgettable woman in his life is not the woman he loves most, nor the woman he hates most, nor the woman he abandoned, but the woman he is most sorry for.

15. There is an animal that looks like a human.

16. Either you love me or you leave me. Don't bother me.

17. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's way, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

18. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to dream a beautiful dream with fragrant contents all night, but I woke up the next morning and I couldn't remember it all!

19. Missing after breaking up is not called missing, but being mean.

2. No matter how much perfume you wear, you can't hide the coquettish smell that comes from your body.

21. Shortly after the start of school, a friend in the Foreign Languages Institute told me: There are many boys and girls, and their class is miserable, just two boys. What's worse, those two boys are in love!

22. I just know now that "ATM" on the original ATM is the initial capital of Altman's English.

23. A man with hurt feelings can easily find a comedy love, while a woman with hurt feelings often encounters another love tragedy.

24. Just after watching Titanic 3D, a 2B shouted: Let the women and children go first!

25. When I have a child in the future, I will take him to watch the movie "215" and proudly tell him: Yes! Son, in those days, our family also had billions of assets, and bought a boat ticket

26. In fact, 2.14 is April Fool's Day and 4.1 is Valentine's Day. 2.14 how many people are lying to others, and 4.1 how many men and women tell the truth under the pretext of joking

27. In fact, the more dangerous and exciting love is, the more beautiful and touching it is, and no matter the outcome, everyone wants to experience it. Personality, talk about mood

28. I recommend a good book to everyone, which contains pornography, incest, man and beast, violence and horror. The box of the book also says "Be a good child and look after the book", and its title is Greek fairy tales.

29. If I can't influence you, I'll cremate you

3. The cruelest reality is that the girl I like is someone else's, and the girl I don't like is also someone else's

31. He cheated on her and she asked him, "Am I heavy?" He said, "The whole world is on my back. Do you think it's heavy?

32. Men, please note: Don't try to reason with women. A creature that bleeds for more than seven days a month and can't die is a fate on this planet.

33. A 3-year-old man is a hot commodity, a 4-year-old man is a spot, and a 5-year-old man is a jumper.

34. Don't look back viciously on the past, and don't be afraid to look forward to the future, but live the present carefully.

35. If confession is a kind of harm, I choose lies. If lies are also hurt, I choose silence.

36. In another hundred years, I will also grow into a towering green onion.

37. Q: Who is the most miserable man in the world? A: He is a cook of the artillery company. He wears a green hat and takes the blame. He can only watch others have sex.