Sketch script "Rent a House" Uncle Jia: Landlord.

The image of a carefree old man in the capital, but more conservative and diplomatic.

Dagang: Male tenant, 26 or 27 years old.

The Beipiao clan.

Xiaofang: Tenant girl, twenty-six or seven years old.

Dagang's girlfriend.

Uncle Jia (carrying a bird cage): Time has made everyone grow old, and they have to stay home all day to raise birds.

I have no worries about food, clothing, housing and transportation. I would like to say hello to the audience.

My name is Jia.

Although I look shabby, I am not stupid at all.

The son is already married and the daughter is already married.

My wife left the journey of life early, leaving me alone as a widow in this spacious two-bedroom apartment.

cough!

I want to rent out one of the apartments, firstly to serve the young people in Beipiao, and secondly, to get out of the cradle of loneliness.

The key is that the monthly rent can give me some extra money.

Yesterday, a young man said he wanted to see a house. I wonder if he can come?

I will find some information from the newspaper to achieve my important purpose of renting out the house.

(Read the newspaper) Dagang: It’s been two years since I graduated from college, and I haven’t saved much money in my pocket.

I still have to look for a house today - annoying!

Xiaofang: Hey!

Why!

What did you say?

Dagang: I, I said, looking for a house for several days in a row - difficult!

Xiaofang: I’ve found it, what else are you saying with emotion?

This should be right here?

Dagang: Probably about the same.

Xiaofang: Uncle Jia lives on the fifth floor. Let’s go up.

Dagang: Why are you so anxious?

After walking for most of the day, I need to take a rest.

What's wrong?

Not happy?

Xiaofang: I knew you felt aggrieved from the moment you left the house!

When I asked you to find a house, you were unwilling to do so, right?

Dagang: Let me tell you, Xiaofang, it’s enough for us to have a place to live in Beijing. Why do we have to find a building with fine decoration?

Xiaofang: Look at your potential!

Only by daring to consume can the value of life be doubled.

Only by spending money generously can the goal of success be achieved in advance.

What about undergraduate students?

You don’t even understand this bit of economic common sense!

Dagang: OK!

It’s not that I couldn’t bear to part with the money.

I mean, if we continue to live in the same place.

I can still save a little bit every month. If I live here, we will be the lighting in Guanghan Palace - moonlight.

Xiaofang: Is a small place of just a few square meters worth your attachment?

Dagang: Yes, if there is no convenience provided by that cabin, how can I break through your psychological defense?

Thinking of the days when we first met you really makes me miss you.

Xiaofang: I don’t care so much. You promised to make me happy for a lifetime.

You have to listen to me now.

Come on, let's go upstairs.

Dagang: OK, let’s go.

Xiaofang: Remember, if this house is suitable.

Let's rent it.

Stop making excuses.

Dagang: Okay, it’s all up to you.

——Oh, the bus was crowded and the sweat was not in vain.

In a blink of an eye, we arrived on the fifth floor.

This is it.

Xiaofang: Just listen to me, don’t mess around.

Dagang: Okay, you make the decision, I’ll stare.

You pick the house and I pay.

Not yet?

This is really a big change in the social atmosphere, and it has turned the world upside down for women comrades.

There is no way, the yin is rising and the yang is declining!

Xiaofang knocks on the door: Is there anyone inside?

Uncle Jia: It’s coming as it comes.

Oh, that's not right. It was obviously a gay man who called last night. Why is it a woman knocking on the door today?

I didn’t expect that at my age, I would still have people of the opposite sex visiting me. It really made my moldy heart see the sunshine again.

What are you doing?

I have to open the door and take a look.

well!

Wait, here it comes.

(Open the door) Xiaofang: Are you Uncle Jia?

Uncle Jia: It's not Jia's. It's real. It's guaranteed to be genuine.

Are you—— Xiaofang: Don’t you have a house to rent?

I wanted to come and have a look.

I called you last night and made an appointment.

Uncle Jia: No, it was a gay man who beat me last night.

Dagang: Yes, yes, yes, I beat Uncle Jia.

Uncle Jia: There’s still one left!

I thought that a single woman was coming to live with me, which made me feel nervous.

Unexpectedly, there is always a silent man behind a beautiful woman.

Come on, come to the house, come to the house.

Dagang: Uncle Jia, you have given me the award.

Is silence golden?

I called you last night. The key was to see your house layout plan.

If it is suitable, we will decide to take it today.

Uncle Jia: Haha, don’t worry, young man, although this is an old house, it has been renovated now.

I live in this room, and I plan to open it to the public in exchange for rent.

Xiaofang: Uncle Jia, how much do you plan to rent this room for?

Uncle Jia: 1,500 per month.

Paid half yearly.

Dagang: Oops!

This payment is 9,000.

Xiaofang—— Xiaofang: You get what you pay for. Look, this house is clean and tidy.

It's much better than where we live now.

Dagang: Well, if I live in this house, I have to pay half of my income.