My jokes are all the most classic ones from previous years. The bishop heard that he might be dragged into a trap by the press after arriving in New York, so he was extra careful.

At the airport, a reporter asked as soon as they met: "Do you want to go to a nightclub?" The bishop wanted to deflect the question, so he smiled and asked: "Are there any nightclubs in New York?" The next morning, the news of the meeting was published in the newspaper

The headline was: "The bishop's first question after getting off the plane: 'Are there nightclubs in New York?'" Hijacking a plane. A gangster took a bag of explosives and hijacked the plane. The plane ran out of fuel during the flight and had to make an emergency landing.

The captain said to the hijacker: "Hurry up and throw the explosives out of the plane. There will be violent vibrations during the emergency landing and it will explode." The hijacker shouted: "Stop talking nonsense! I have never heard that sardine cans can explode." Let's do it.

NASA is interviewing people who will be sent to Venus.

Only one can go and may not be able to return to Earth.

The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid.

"One million," he replied, "I want to donate the money to my alma mater." The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question, and his request was 2 million.

"I want to leave one million to my family and one million as a medical research fund." When the third applicant (an English teacher) was asked how much salary he wanted, he whispered in the interview

The interviewer said in his ear, "Three million." "Why is it so much more than others?" the interviewer asked.

The teacher replied, "If you give me three million and I'll give you one million and keep one million for myself, we can send engineers to Venus." Drunkard Chat Two Irishmen were sitting in a bar drinking

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One of them asked the other: "Where are you from?" The other replied: "I am currently here in Dublin, but I was born in County Cork." "Are you kidding me? I was born in County Cork and am now in County Cork."

Dublin.... Let's have another drink! Where were you born in County Cork?" The other replied: "I was born in my mother's house. There is a small river flowing from the south side of the village of Sark."

God bless," the first person shouted: "Can you believe it? I was also born in my mother's house, not far from Sac Village. Come, let's have another drink.

"Which school do you go to?" "I go to Our Lady of the Passion School in town," answered the other.

At this time, the first person was so excited that he couldn't control himself. He shouted loudly: "Oh my God, it's incredible. I also studied in that school. This world is really too small. Boss, give it to each of us again."

Let's have a drink." At this time, the phone in the bar rang, and the boss answered: "Crane's Bar...Oh, there's nothing new tonight, it's just that the O'Hara twins drank too much again.

"I really don't know what happened in the hospital. After I was admitted to the hospital, one doctor said I had appendicitis, but the other said I had gallstones." "What's the result?"

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"They argued endlessly and refused to give in. They guessed the coin and ended up cutting my tonsils." ---------------------------

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---Hard-won. The defendant promised his defense lawyer, "If you have the ability to make me stay in jail for only half a year, then you will get an additional $1,000 in remuneration." As a result, the defendant finally got what he wanted, and the lawyer collected the money.

Qian said, "This is really a tricky job. Originally, the judges wanted to acquit." Kuo Shao asked the waiter in the hotel: "What is the most tip you can get in one time?" "100 US dollars." Kuo Shao immediately took out his money.

He handed the $200 to the waiter: "Next time someone asks you who tipped the most, don't forget to mention my name. By the way, who gave you the $100?" "It's you too, sir." Speed

An American travels in France.

One day in a taxi, when passing the Arc de Triomphe, an American asked the driver: "What is this?" The driver proudly said: "This is the Arc de Triomphe. It took us 40 years to build it.