A collection of funny jokes about homophones 1. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were riding horses together. There was a cliff in front of them. Guan Yu said: "Quickly rein in your horse." Zhang Fei said: "I am happy." Guan Yu said: "Quickly rein in your horse.

” 2. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river. After searching on Baidu, he actually got there by ferry.

3. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, and missed me berry. Which one do you like?

4. I was on an island recently. My friend asked me which island I was on. I was on the Poverty Island.

5. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

6. If you don’t even take me, then what are you going to take? The sword from above?

7. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that it is called a thick door. 8. Sun Wukong’s golden hoop was missing. I went to ask the father-in-law of the land. Sun Wukong said, “Where is my golden hoop?”

?" "Monkey King, your golden hoop is great. It matches your hairstyle perfectly." 9. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, and the little pig grew very slowly.

Say to Strawberry, you can’t do it, you can’t do it.

10. Nezha asked Wukong: "Jiang Yao, do you dare!" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?" 11. I asked my mother why the candle flames were flickering.

Can't you just stop for a while?

Mom said it’s because he’s a spirited boy.” 12. The girl said to her father, “Dad, where are we going?” Dad didn’t hear, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, “Mom, why are you laughing?” Her mother hit her.

13. The little ducks were queuing up to find their mother. One little duck wanted to align with the duck in front, but it couldn't be aligned. So the little duck said anxiously, "It's not aligned with the duck, it's not aligned with the duck, I'm sorry" 14.

.Driving past a small mud puddle, the splashing water in the small mud puddle made a lot of noise. It turned out to be loud mud. 15. Yiren does things like Yiren, and Xiaoding does things like Dingdang. 17. If you don’t want to fall in love, then.

What are you talking about, crow's feet? 18. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why do I have time to pick up that thing? 19. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant.

, so he asked the ant: "How do you return to the ant nest?" The other ant said: "With a smile or... very silently." 20. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke fluent English very well.

I asked him whether he pronounced American accent or British accent, and he said he pronounced it because he wanted to go out and watch electronic music. A complete collection of funny jokes about homophonic memes Part 2 21. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein?

22. My uncle cut off his hair and became fierce because he turned into a vulture. 23. I have been short since I was a child. I am still short when I grow up. Do you hear me? 24. Once upon a time there was a little duck.

, it was called a mud duck. A duck in the class came over and said: What a short mud duck. 25. Yong Qi helped Huang Ama give him a bath, and he actually got mud out of it. 26. A hunter shot him.

A fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, hahaha, I am a reflex fox. 27. I can’t say beautiful things, but I am talking beautifully. 28. I can’t play basketball high because I am deflated.

Yes, why did you give up? 29. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much. 30. I didn’t bring a book to class today and the teacher asked me where the book was.

Yeah, where did I lose? 31. Why does Auntie never sweat? 32. The coal can’t light up, it turns out it’s a fault with the coal.

34. If you don’t even kiss me, why are you kissing me? 35. Men are not lustful, so what are you doing? 36.

.The song that Omelette sang to Poached Egg was "This is a little love song for Omelette~" 37. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring, and when she went to see it in the fall, she muttered that there was no fruit. 38.

Do you know why seagulls don’t call when they arrive in Europe? Because Parisian gulls are dumb. 39. Do you prefer pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my little baby juice?