Character profile: Jade Rabbit (disguised as a man and dressed as a woman)-Niu Mowang-Pig Bajie-Tang Priest-the Monkey King-(Make a sign that says "Chang 'e Marriage" and put it in the center of the stage) Rabbit: Hey! Are you old? How's the thing my lady asked you to do? That man will come today! Then I'll thank you first for our lady! Goodbye! -what? Are you going to buy me coffee again? Old ghost, the last time you bought me coffee, you touched me. It was not honest at all. What a nuisance! Ok, stop, I'm busy! (hangs up the phone and looks at the audience) Hello, everyone! I am Yutu. Today, my lady came to ask for a marriage. I am a secretary and staff officer. Actually, I have a nickname. Everyone calls me Britney Spears (shy). I'm 18 years old this year, so-called "a flower in heaven", and I'm still single. If the handsome brother below is interested in me, come to me backstage later. My phone number is 1383838438 (shy, then look around) and tell you a secret. In fact, today's Chang 'e is a fairy in Zi Xia, and only I know-ah, miss is here, stop it- This is not good either, and I don't want that either. Chang: Looking for a lover is not about buying an elephant. Of course, you should choose carefully, not only with deep thoughts, but also with both ability and political integrity. Rabbit: "that's all?" Don't you want to have a hero with golden armor and seven colors of clouds come to marry you under the circumstance of public attention? Chang: That's just a beautiful ideal, but it's a pity that I'm not that ignorant little girl anymore. By the way, I heard that the Monkey King will come today, too. Do you know what to do? (winking at Jade Rabbit) Rabbit: Hey, hey, don't worry, Miss, I know. Chang: I'll leave it to you (next). Rabbit: (posing as a court maid) Goodbye, Miss. (Niu Mowang enters the arena) Niu: (gives a deafening laugh in the background) Hahahahahahahaha-Hahahahaha-(swaggering on the stage and walking forcefully) Hahahahaha-Hahahahaha-Rabbit: (Looking around in horror, I finally found Niu Mowang, timidly) You-who are you? Niu: (one leng) Little girl, I don't even know her! I thought you didn't know where it was when I came out to hang out. (to the audience) I'm just a big St. Niu Mowang. (After that, I rolled up my left sleeve in front of the audience) I left Qinglong, right white tiger, old cow at my waist, faucet at my chest, people stop killing people, and Buddha stops killing Buddha! Today, no one is allowed to rob me, Chang 'e is mine, hahahahahahaha! Niu: (to Yutu) What do you think of me? Rabbit: Not bad. What time is it, sir? Bull: Three o'clock, twenty-eight minutes, fifty-six seconds! (posing as a beauty pageant) Rabbit: But our young lady said that we should be thoughtful and deep. Niu: (one leng) Thought and depth? I do! You didn't look carefully. (Cow turns to put on glasses on the field) Look again! (Rushing to the front desk and posing as a "thinker") Look at me, I am full of thoughts and depth, much like Rodin's "thinker". Rabbit: What are you doing, sir? Niu: I'm thinking, I'm thinking-is this vast universe, far away from space, the existing chicken or the egg first? Rabbit: Have you got the result? Bull: (Deep) Some questions will never come to fruition! Rabbit: Oh! You are so deep! Niu: So, can your young lady marry me? Rabbit: Wait! You haven't passed the test yet. If you want to marry my young lady, you must have both ability and political integrity. In view of your outstanding performance before, let's test your literary talent! Make a poem on the spot and give it to my lady. Niu: Ha-ha, little girl, you don't know. In the cow world, my nickname is "Poet Saint". My best skill is to make poetry. Listen to it-(moisten your voice) From a distance, Huangshan Mountain is dark, and the top is small and the bottom is big. If Huangshan Mountain is turned upside down, it will be big and small. Ha ha ha ha, (smug) good poem, good poem-Rabbit: (phone rings) Wait, I'll take a call-hello, who is it? -ah? ...... Are you Mrs. Niu? Bull: (frightened, panicked, waving his hand at Yutu) Rabbit: What? You're looking for-Niu: (waving your hand at Yutu, and then at the audience) Don't write that I've been here-(disheartened) Rabbit: Huh? You asked me to go to the beauty salon? Gee, I'm busy now. Some other time. That's it. Bye. (Music The Journey to the West rings, and the Tang Priest and his disciples go on stage) Pig: (Running forward, excitedly) Look, master, there are many beautiful sisters. Tang: (Pointing to Bajie's head with your index finger) Bajie, you will know that when you look at a beautiful woman, color is both empty and empty. Amitabha —— Pig: Hey, master, I really want to be empty —— Tang: (Sighing) It's a pity that your younger brother Sha has a crush on Zhang Jingying since he saw a super girl, and today he signed up for the super boy audition. What a pity! (the Monkey King and Pig said in unison) Of course, the master came first (when the music of "Very Happy Dance" started, Tang Priest catstepped forward, twisted on the stage and returned to the field. ) Tang: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of Yihe's audience. I am a research monk in the Tang Dynasty, or Tang Priest for short. Rabbit: Oh, it's Elder Tang! Don: It's just next. Rabbit: Last time in Tianzhu, you were almost my Xu. Did you come to see me this time? Don: No, no! Last time I had to because of my work! This time, I came to ask for marriage, of course, for the sake of your young lady. After all, I am the first beauty in heaven. When the time comes to marry your young lady, you will not go with her, in fact, it is not for the sake of cherishing you ..... (Tang Priest and Jade Rabbit make eyes at each other) Rabbit: (Shy) The elder is joking. Now please accept the test. Let's show your talents first. Don: (tidy up the image and sing) Only You, Can Make My Sky Bright, Only You, Can Make Me ...) (In the middle of singing, I was beaten by everyone. ) Sun: KAO! This old bald donkey, this again, sin! (talking while walking) Pig: That is, don't let people know that he is our master. (talking while walking) Rabbit: Because of the abnormal situation just now, go on now. the Monkey King, Pig, which one of you is coming? (When the music "Men Be Self-reliant" started, Sun and Pig looked at each other with hatred and suddenly rushed forward, singing * *) Two little bees, flying in the flowers, flying left, flying right, flying ... flying ... (the Monkey King lost three times in stone, scissors and cloth) Pig: Sorry, Brother Monkey, it's the only one I can win. Rabbit (on the pig): (Pointing to the pig) Come and introduce yourself. Pig: (proud) I'm a fish in a pond, shy of flowers, handsome and charming, and I'm nicknamed beauty in the breeze, and I can do anything in heaven and earth, and I'm invincible all over the world. The dragon sees the sky, the canopy marshal and the girl killer pig Bajie! Rabbit: (approaching teasing) Oh, it's Brother Pig. Why is your modeling so abstract? Pig: I am very creative, living is my courage, but without me, who can set off the beauty of this world! Rabbit: Your opinion is really high, but you definitely don't meet the requirements of my young lady, you know? You are wrong, and you are very wrong. Pig: (wondering) Why? Rabbit: Because you have a family, how can my young lady marry you as a mistress? Go down-pig: (angry and angry, he said as he left the stage) Hum, if I had known, I wouldn't have gone to Gaolaozhuang! (On the Monkey King) Pig: (Introducing the contestant) His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes it hard for all girl to resist his heartbreaking eyes. No matter how cold and proud women are, they will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is arrogant, but he is kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by people. No one knows whether he is the embodiment of the immortal or the messenger of hell, but it is certain that he is … the embodiment of the hero and chivalry who pay equal attention to beauty and wisdom … changing the social atmosphere, sweeping millions of girls, improving the connotation of young people, and being well proportioned and personable —— Saint the Monkey King. Sun: (With the introduction, he keeps posing and takes out a shaft to play a few times) Rabbit: the Monkey King, why is your golden hoop more and more exquisite? Sun: You little rabbit have a little eye. I returned the old one to the Dragon King. This one is my new one. It is much better than the golden hoop. (Advertising tone) It is small in size, easy to carry, light in weight, reducing the load, and adopts high-precision technology to improve the sensitivity. It is really a good product for home travel and exorcism. Rabbit: Where can I buy such a good product? Sun: They are sold in Hongkong, Shenzhen and Suzhou in China, but please remember that you must buy Yihe Holding Brand, and please look for the three capital letters of the trademark "EVA". Rabbit: Well, the Monkey King, I heard about your love story with Fairy Zi Xia. It's so touching! What is your view of love now? Sun: Hey! Confucius once said: (singing) How much love can be repeated, and many people are worth waiting for. Rabbit: Because of the Monkey King's excellent performance, he was promoted directly. I now announce the marriage result-the winner is the Monkey King! Everyone gave him the warmest applause. Let's ask the Monkey King to express his feelings of winning. Welcome! Sun: (I haven't reacted yet, I'm flattered) Actually, my victory has a lot to do with everyone present. If it weren't for your support, I wouldn't have succeeded. I am very grateful to you, to my parents, to my colleagues, to my leadership, and to all the FANS who support me. I think the next time will be left to me and my dear Chang 'e MM, thank you again! (Singing "Reed Sways", Chang 'e walked up to Sun with ying ying steps, and the Monkey King gently lifted the veil on Chang 'e's face with trembling hands) Sun: (Taking two steps back in surprise) Zi Xia, how can it be you? -(pretending to be melancholy and lowering his head) Maybe I shouldn't have come. Zi Xia: You realize it's too late now. Sun: Will you leave some memories? Zi Xia: I don't want it! If you want to stay, keep your people! Sun: It's no use, you can only get my body, but not my soul-Zi Xia: (making up your mind) OK, I'll let you go, but you must kiss me before you go! Sun: Hum, I am also a Monkey King. If you ask me to kiss, I will. Won't my image be completely ruined? Zi Xia: You are afraid to kiss me because you still like me-(Sun doesn't respond) The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you, but when you know you love each other, you can't be together. After a thousand years, you haven't changed. Since life can't be together, let's destroy it together (draw a sword at Sun's neck). Sun: Director, pause! (Broke the sword by hand, close to the audience) At that time, the sword was only .1 cm away from my throat, but with the quick response of my clever brain, I knew that she would not stab it, and she would soon throw herself into my arms again, because I decided to lie again. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time will be the most perfect one. Ok, let's cut back the time. Sun: From today on, I will only love you, spoil you and not lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and I will be sincere in everything I say to you. I will not bully you or scold you. I believe you. When others bully you, I will come out to help you as soon as possible. When you are happy. Zi Xia: (With a clang, the sword falls and the two embrace) (All the actors applaud on the stage, and all the people chorus) I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, and all shall be well, jack shall have Jill!

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