2. It's good to have a nervous name: Kim Il Sung (Shen). (teasing the death of Kim Jong Il)
When you are hungry, you just want to eat enough. This is human nature. When you are full, you still regard satiety as the only thing. This is the nature of animals.
I'll tell you what is the best revenge, that is, forget these boring people and make yourself better. Your obsession with revenge can only make them feel "I am still quite attractive." Remember, many men will provoke many women-as long as they are patient, don't forget to buy some small gifts, it is not difficult to provoke peach blossoms-his subconscious mind is to make them hate him and let some people remember this person who was not worth remembering; Hatred makes a mediocre guy look very important; Hate, let women be fooled, and continue to be fooled until they ruin their faces and run out of time.
5, maternal love belongs to the weak care, and the child's mother will not be disgusted no matter how stupid; Love is just a strong attraction, and we don't regard love as charity.
6. Commitments, like options, are mainly used to deceive people.
7. A love is stable by reproduction, which increases the cost of its disintegration. With all due respect, this kind of love is very unbearable, especially for children. He was born a hostage, and no one came to save him.
8. Crying twice and hanging three times ... threatening death is love terrorism, which will only make others fear. If you don't die, he must bear moral pressure; If you die, his life may collapse. This practice is only destructive, and there is no love in it.
9. Save money within one year, then eat meat in large bowls and drink, and spend all your savings within ten days; Two discordant people have been fighting for a long time, and it can be expected that they will fight for it in the days to come. For several days, they all greeted each other with smiles and sincerely wished each other all the best. A scientist once forbade children to say destructive words such as "death", "unlucky" and "broken", because according to unscientific logic, saying these words would really meet these facts; Everyone's value orientation tends to be one yuan, wearing bright clothes, staying up late and eating a few fixed dishes; People try their best to get on the bus and go home, and then try their best to get on the bus and leave home a few days later. Generally speaking, in a limited number of days, a person voluntarily impoverished himself, overdrawn his physical strength, disrupted his work and rest, and ate his stomach badly. However, all such exhausted people will not lose control of their emotions, but will always laugh and be full of optimism and heroism. People in China celebrate the Spring Festival.
10, North Korea's official television reported that the late North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Il passed away and the people of the whole country mourned. There was even a scene in the west of Korea, where a group of magpies stopped in the tree for a long time to mourn the death of the leader. Later, they were eaten by hungry people.
1 1, others should be free to make themselves unhappy, so the group formed by such people will not evolve; It makes people unhappy to think that others are not free yet. Such a group of people deserve human civilization.
12, if you have never had sexual pleasure in emotional experience, then you probably have never really loved anyone; If you think that sexual happiness is an option that can be deleted in life, then you are giving up the right to love … Don't give up the pursuit of love and sexual relationship with another person easily. After all, these two people are the happiest.
13, Jiangshan can cry, and love can never cry. Once the feelings are gone, no amount of tears will help. Dry your tears and continue to find your own love, that is, be really good to yourself. Women should be better to themselves.
14. In the reality of China's "four majors and one small" with great pressure of tradition, family, fixed thinking, vanity and personal existence, the courage of not conforming is the first.
15. A country that can't even guarantee food safety must be implementing the worst system in human history.
16, our marriage generally has problems, because people generally have problems. A man and a woman together, in addition to animal reproduction, is social vanity and anxiety-and those who fall into this strange circle are definitely not smart enough to achieve a career, so they are more anxious, so excited and fall into endless hell.
17, just like the state reserves meat, if the government does not raise writers, the price of meat will not be suppressed.
18 It takes 10,000 years to wait for the world to change. Change yourself, and tomorrow will do.
19, giant pandas hide in remote mountainous areas to eat bamboo, which does not hinder GDP；; The sustainable survival of the baiji needs improved water quality, prudent shipping and smooth waterways-how is this possible? (On the Extinction of Baiji Dolphin)
20. I now suspect that many lovers are together, not to get love, but to satisfy hatred. With this person around, you can torture him with your own prejudice, stubbornness, words and actions. There are so many ugly couples mixed together and formed a * * * relationship. Subconsciously, it is to keep a bitter man who lets himself vent his resentment ... so many people get old as soon as they get married. The original intention of marriage is not to be a health care product, but there is no reason to get angry and lose your life.
2 1. Make your own decisions. Don't give everything to God. If you disturb God in every detail, God will give you some trouble.
22. God's rule is: give pain first, then give a way out. The devil's law is: make trouble and then rationalize.
23. The law of a cruel woman in love is: whatever you lack, your girlfriend will definitely fall in love with it. If you are rich but boring, she will like another interesting person; If you are interesting but have no money, she will like another rich man.
Although all the patients died, the operation was a success!
25. The most unfortunate consequence of suffering misfortune is to attribute all events in future life to suffering misfortune.
26. The greatest sin of power is not to humiliate someone, but that the humiliated person deeply worships power from now on.
27. Give the pearl to the pig, and the pig will not cherish it, but will only step on its own hoof. Give the flowers to the sheep, and it will not be intoxicated. The only choice is to chew them up and swallow them. Therefore, we don't fall in love with animals such as pigs and sheep, not because of "opinions from different families", but because they really don't understand love and have no basis for communication. Keeping away from stupid people is the first principle of love.
28. I have always liked this passage. Many of us may not see the beauty of freedom, constitutionalism, democracy and the rule of law in this life, and we will not go to jail. We just can't get along with this environment and where will you go, but many wonderful feelings in life are basically in our own hands, and we shouldn't miss them because of anger or despair. He Weifang: "I don't think everyone should be a soldier. After all, life is short and the years are fleeting. You need to have a very good understanding of life, a hearty communication with friends, the joy of seeing green mountains and green waters, the joy of reading an old book, and so on. In fact, people don't exist entirely to transform this society. We need a more colorful life course. " )
29. The media in China are generally backward and cowardly. After some media and capital advance and retreat unconditionally, they even demote themselves as money-making machines, which has nothing to do with the so-called freedom of speech and public office.
30. You don't need money to engage in women's rights.
3 1, motivation theory is a good excuse. Parents beat children, teachers scold students, bosses punish subordinates, and husbands cheat their wives. As long as they feel that their motives are noble, they often become addicted and can't control the pain of the one who doesn't follow.
32. The unity of knowledge and practice is the only way to solve this world problem.
33, one of the common sense of love, love can be abandoned, a person's freedom and happiness is higher than love. When some form of love thinks that it can be higher than freedom and happiness, it becomes the compulsion of love and the compulsion of love. For example, it is believed that love should be the form of heterosexual marriage, so that homosexuals can parasitize in marriage in a deceptive way; For example, I think that love must make parents and elders happy. In view of the fact that parents and elders are mostly unclear, two people who love each other will become slaves of * * * to please the elderly, and when they have sex and have children will become public events.
34. Love is the confluence of two people's following advantages: sexual desire, stable economic income, considerable knowledge level, a vision of the same direction for life, and a certain degree of addiction (for example, the height is not less than 1.8 meters, it smells like corn, ranking). These conditions are tangible. The more you know your own standards, the more you can seize the opportunity when the goal appears. There is no fate. Just like my fisherman friend wants to catch a big fish. He will make a fishing net with bigger meshes and tougher materials. When he catches a big fish as he wishes, he won't say: I really have a fate with this fish! He would say: I have a very good net.
35. The rule of a cruel man in love is that your boyfriend will fall in love with another person whether you are short of it or not. If you have a big brain, he will like another person with a small brain; If you have a small brain, he will like another person with a big brain.
36. Love, like human swimming, needs learning and cannot be inherited. You only want a person's soul or body, which is not love. Only you want all of him, and this is love.
37. There is a view that corrupts love the most. Since we are in love, we should disclose our diaries and share the passwords of email and MSN without reservation. This is the best way to kill love, and the effect is faster than arsenic.
The strange thing about love is that you are willing to give it up. You are as humble as a shameless dog. You can't get more love.
39. Normal women must act like oprah winfrey, the largest talk show host in the United States, a great intellectual and opinion leader. She was raped at the age of 9 and gave birth to a child at the age of 14 (the child died shortly after birth). In her opinion, this is not her defect, but a large debt owed to her by the world. She can not only face it calmly, but also become the driving force for her to conquer the world.
40. Life is made up of many unpredictable things, and any intersection may lead to a completely unknown future.
4 1, books are the ladder of human progress, especially those that have been burned.
42. Love is an alliance between a man and a woman, each of whom retains a certain degree of autonomy. It is not the submission of women to men, nor the colonization of women by men.
43. In a society with gender inequality, both men and women tend to be abnormal and have no happiness at all.
44. There is no love in this world. The Constitution stipulates that love must exist in the form of marriage. If a person doesn't get married, it won't do any harm to his value and happiness. He has a sexual and loving life, but in China, he has to bear a little excessive attention from others. Most of our boring marriages are mainly based on blocking others' mouths instead of giving up because of love. Perhaps it is because of this original sin that marriage appears.
45. A person dotes on his dog, and its trust, loyalty and perseverance are exactly the same as those of two people who love each other, but this is not love, but the species is unfair ... Some men are wary of smart women, and (www.creditsailing.com, a classic quotation) only like to find people who are inferior to themselves, just to gain an absolute advantage in intelligence, so that a man and a woman can certainly get a license, open a house, treat guests and have children, but also. It is good to have a big chest, but it is undoubtedly better to have a brain.
46. The world is often like this: the wise suffer, while the fools are at ease. The price of cleverness is high.
47. "Perfection" is the work of God, while "perfect imitation" is the work of mankind.
48. Having a potential competitor makes us not too fat, too overbearing, too boring and too fond of taking a bath, which undoubtedly increases the happiness of two people who have lived together for a long time.
49. Food is basically toxic, and doctors are basically useless. (Summarize the current situation of food hygiene and medical services in China)
In these companies that use rogue software, their decision makers believe that rape can eventually lead to love, and that if his software is forcibly installed on your computer, you will become his user.
5 1, "The complex of dealing with women" exists not only in men but also in women; It seems natural for a man to have a "virgin complex" when he wants a woman for the first time. It is precisely because many women feel "unworthy" as soon as they lose their hymen that they spoil the man's faults. ..... A man with a virgin complex can never find a virgin, which is the deepest and hopeless tragedy of this era. When you become a kiln slave, you will still be released one day. A man with a virgin complex will only feel that he has been enslaved by other men all his life.
52. If everyone falls into sorrow because other people's practices and ideas are different from their own, and then cries in the shadow of justice, the population density in the shadow of justice will be too high, so that suffocation will occur. The so-called justice can be established, and the important premise is to tolerate heresy.
53. The boundaries of news are real. If we consider the national image, whether it will offend an institution and other issues that should not be considered, the American media may not report Watergate and prisoner abuse. In other words, the media who dare to insist on reporting the truth can even proudly claim that they have created the correct national image.
54. A word from Wilde: Women exist to be loved, not to be understood. In fact, this irrational existence applies to everyone, as long as you are in love.
You think you are a kite, but after cutting the thread, you find that you are really a bird.
56. People who are a little introspective are like lilies growing in thorns. Because the reference is ugly and dull, Lily always doubts her weakness and beauty.
57. Tolerating the incomprehensible and unreasonable characteristics of others is the starting point of free communication.
58. North Korea seems to cherish the rare fat man and is reluctant to bury one if he dies. (teasing the North Korean team Kim Jong Il's remains for preservation)
59. Work is to ensure your knowledge.
60. For example, if you really set some people free, they will be scared to death. When faced with infinite possibilities and risks, they missed the benefits of obeying orders.
6 1, parents' blessings are accepted, and their unreasonable interference can be completely ignored. A truly filial person should have the courage to prevent his parents' mistakes from being magnified.
62. First, you can't cheat. If you can't cheat, you will admit part of it, and then several officials will be removed to settle the matter. Finally, the successful packaging will be publicized.
63. In this world, people can see through each other as clearly as through a glass, but they can't convey a trace of temperature.
64. Don't be like a plastic flower, which has all the characteristics of a flower and foolishly follows the concept of a flower and is bright and dazzling.
65. If you want to prove that you are smarter than others, you have already proved that you are dumber than others.
66. Hatred is a cheap bargaining chip and has always been a lazy ruling method. As long as something goes wrong, an enemy is virtually created. But this method has declined in civilized society because it is not conducive to the progress of a country at all. On the contrary, it is as fast, effective and pleasant as taking drugs, and it also damages the body function. You need a bigger dose next time, so there are more and more enemies and they are more and more bizarre.
No matter what feminists advocate, I insist that men must spend money on love. Men who complain that love is a waste of money can buy porn and inflatable dolls for the rest of their lives.
68. I am not an important person. This common sense can make us not mad, angry or wronged. I am a dignified person, and this common sense can make us not pester, cheat or cry.
69. Other people's media can pull down the president, but our media can't even pull down the toilet.
70. Wise people often suffer more in love than others. Why? Because the more you know what love is, the less you can get love; Just like the clearer the definition of beauty, the more ugly you can see. Ignorant people regard adultery as love, reproduction as love, slavery as love, abuse as love and everything except love as love. Aren't they still glowing and enjoying the pleasure?
7 1, there is no wrong woman, only wrong love.
72. Even if the Russians don't care about the people who brought down the Soviet Union, the people of China are unforgivable.
When you are depressed, you'd better speed up your pace and fill your free time with work, travel, writing or talking. The easiest way is to write down your thoughts, so that you can clear your mind and get rid of anger.
74. I like the dignified men and women, whether it's destiny takes a hand's love or good luck, who are clean as water when they are happily integrated and can adapt to various shapes; When breaking up in pain, it is as clean as a knife and can cut off any dependence. Feelings arise, just like an accountant is calculating income and expenditure. You owe me a few cents and I'll lend you a few cents. The more you calculate, the more negative your love will be. This is a painful accounting and does not belong to the category of love. You can be a dignified man and woman in any relationship. If you really love someone, you will forgive and forget. If you really hate someone, then the highest level of hate is that you don't want the person you hate at all. In both cases, clean cutting and elegant footwork can be done. If your lightness skill is not good and you have difficulty walking, it is probably because your internal strength is not good.
75. When a woman is smart, she will find that there are fewer smart men around her. Or conversely, intelligent communication from Dallas to the auditorium, just like fighting, is always evenly matched and interesting. The smarter you are, the fewer opponents you have, and the stronger your sense of loneliness. I'm afraid Einstein was absolutely lonely in the field of physics. Who can he communicate with? Let me choose, I would rather have this clever loneliness than stupid stimulation. Life is lonely, find an interesting person. The premise of this sentence is also to ask people to pursue intelligence. Only a smart person can find another interesting person, right? Life is lonely. Also because people are smart and interesting, they are always oppressed by stupidity and boredom. Making do will not solve the loneliness of life, nor will it make people stupid. So I suggest that smart and interesting people continue to be smart and interesting.
76. In front of * * * *, you still have a chance to win. In front of time, no one can win.
77. A noble life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.
China is generally "boring, boring and powerless" from generation to generation, and this temperament has also deeply affected our love. This "three noes" phenomenon is largely attributed to the excessive control of parents over their children.
79, we love a person, tolerate a person, not to gain a moral advantage, not to be used as a trademark. Our own beauty is the rose in our mouth. Others can see this sexy, but when we open our mouth, it falls off.
80. Love is not the difference between input and output. You can't change your mind if I gave in those years. That was not the case. There is nothing wrong, but the mistake is that two people live apart. A man with a confidante is bound to have problems. The common sense of love is that two people who love each other can't be too far away and can't disappear for too long. After more than a month, Libido turned people into animals. What is even more frightening is that if this person does not become an animal, he may be a little, a little hopeless. ...
8 1. Love is like a tennis match. It takes two people to play a game, or like sumo, it takes two fat people to play in a group. When two people in love are separated for too long, the result is a person standing on the tennis court, or a fat man standing on the sumo stage, which looks lonely and funny, and it is difficult to persist.
82. Love is a desire beyond sensuality, eager to escape from the great loneliness that hangs over men's and women's lives.
83. Both men and women must have a basic economic foundation (not poor), a certain knowledge accomplishment (not earthy) and at least a certain thinking ability (not stupid) in order to avoid all the "troubles" in this cold world and be happy forever.
84. The biggest gain of a mediocre parent's life is to have 1000 unfulfilled ideals. Generally speaking, these ideals are also mediocre, but they are difficult to achieve. Children are at the mercy of others and never have the opportunity to live a mediocre and comfortable life like their parents, so they have to live a busy life since childhood, which is very mediocre.
In my opinion, a well-off life is only the starting point of a dignified, intelligent and spiritual life. With a certain degree of material, we can guarantee our independence and freedom, and independence and freedom can let us experience endless possibilities of life. Socrates grinds his glasses every day, gets his living expenses, and then goes to the square streets of Athens to corrupt young people.
86. Our love is generally of low quality, which is related to our predecessors. We regard the awkward relationship between men and women of the previous generation as a sample of love, either vain to death or weak to death, and we are all dead together.
87. How many good men are there? For a bloody example, you can't kill a good man by mistake with a machine gun on the Bund for a week.
In our country, the way of love is much more important than the content of love. The mode of love is to get married and have children when you prove yourself normal. But what is the kernel? I think this is the most deadly place of love. We don't ask ourselves if we love someone, but we get married in order to have a "love model".
89. Young people are often the most dissatisfied with society and see all kinds of disadvantages. At this time, they are unstable and will not respond to criticism. After they are exhausted, the old water flow in a river is still huge, even higher than the warning water level. Young people can grow up slowly, but with social resources, they become middle-aged people with amblyopia. Except for seeing the young girl's eyes brighten, he looks silky and supple in other aspects.
90. There are a large group of middle-aged and elderly people in our society. They don't love or do things. They love being a man, and they show that they can be a man by teaching young people how to be a man.