2. Four great sorrows in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; When you meet an old friend in another country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominated for the gold medal, dream.
3. You shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why don't you be a mistress? I curse you for not being happy all your life.
4. Besides teeth, there is love.
5. it's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal!
6. I don't know why you laugh all day. You laugh like a broken cloth shoe.
7. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
8. Children take reward toys as companions, while adults treat their companions as toys.
9. You snore loudly when you go to bed, and your underwear is often worn backwards.
1. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.
11. Some people say you look like a mouse, others say you look like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!
12. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.
13. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves and be deceived.
14. The tip of the head is as white as silver, and there is not a cent on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and not people!
15. other people's money and wealth are things outside my body. The circle of friends is more classic and sarcastic. 16. After the housing reform, I can't afford to live in the house. After the medical reform, I can't afford to look down on the disease. After the educational reform, I can't afford to go to school.
17. In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd!
18. You think you are the sun, and others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, and it may make your arrogance explode.
19. It's a shame to be embarrassed by the adulterer.
2. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.
21. I'm really surprised at your shameless.
22. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a man says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man is rich, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and sows can climb trees!
23. The light is shining! Thanks a lot! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!
24. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have nightmares.
25. Who are you making that face with? I owe you a loan due or something.
26. You are willing to be used as toilet paper for others, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and the paper is hard and scratches your ass.
27. Don't pretend with me that you live a wonderful and happy life, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
28. As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
29. Your appearance is refreshing.
3. God will regret that he didn't add a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of many expressions. Satire's Classic Sentence _ Satire's Classic Sentence
Satire's Classic Sentence _
People have no sense of shame, and Pepsi can be
people have no sense of shame, so it is better to die early
people have no sense of shame, and the king's law is difficult to cure
people have no sense of shame and cannot be cured; Dogs have no sense of shame, and a stick kills people
people have no conscience to eat
people are not satisfied
people are not satisfied, and their throats are deep
people are not satisfied, so they can win the dragon's hope
people are not satisfied, and their hearts are separated from their wealth, and they are stupid
people are heart-warming, tripe
people are above the sky, and they want to be immortals when they become emperors. Anyway, it's all about
people's mouths are divided (meaning that some people talk too much and can't be trusted)
throwing watermelons, picking up sesame seeds
being lazy like a stupid cow, being cunning like a fox (Mongolian proverb)
being soft in bullying, being hard in fear of
being soft in bullying, and being hard in fear, kneeling down when seeing a tiger
scattering bubbles. A pig that closes a house
bears three loads of cow dung and six baskets (baskets: dustpans)
three points are not human, and seven points are like ghosts
three sticks can't break a fart
three awls can't tie it, so it won't bleed
a broom star (figuratively speaking, a loser)
A monk is not a monk. Female or not
Kill a chicken a hundred times
Kill a cow and cook a soup pot (figuratively speaking, doing nothing)
Kill without blood/without a knife
Sieve a gong (referring to a sarcastic remark)
Mules in Shandong learn to bark like horses
Mountain pigs learn to eat badly, while monkeys learn to play with guns
Fan evil wind and light a ghost fire
. Many strange things
Snakes don't say that they are bent, but that the road is not straight
Snakes don't hit the stick until they pass
Snakes don't take the stick until they go.
They forget to shrink their hands behind them, and there is no way to turn back (referring to people's greed)
Riding two horses and stepping on two boats
It's very powerful. Little rain
a louse bites a newspaper and hurts it (meaning to make a mountain out of a molehill)
a lion opens his mouth (describing people as greedy)
ten fingers fail to open their hands (referring to not being able to do things)
a stone wants to extract oil, while a Qingshui River wants to make money (referring to trying to extract wealth by all means)
people want money, but they don't want to die
Afterwards, Zhuge Liang
. To pull out for a stroll (usually in a conversation, the speaker has preset that the other person's ability is not good)
Reach out too long
Don't brag about guarding the camel
The thin camel still has a thousand pounds of meat
The bookworm is in business, and the old mouse loses all its ivory
When the forest is big, all birds have
two-headed snakes. Biting water on both sides makes the ground wet (metaphorically speaking, profiting from handling something or perfunctory)
Speaking is better than singing
Saying that the wind is rain
Saying two words and doing half the work
Speaking is not afraid of laughing your teeth off
Putting willows in front of Simen Bodhisattva (Simen Bodhisattva: Kitchen God)
Burning incense in front of Simen Bodhisattva
Dying to death. I don't know how to die yet
A dead cat scares a living mouse
dead mouse feels no cold
46 doesn't understand, and it's nonsense.
Four bodies are not diligent, regardless of grain
Four limbs are developed, and the mind is simple.
Instigating a widow to sell rice fields
Instigating a fool to beat a tiger
Instigating a fool to twist a firewire/Instigating a blind man to twist a firewire (square)
Treading a felt Metaphor goes slowly)
The police in the Pacific are lenient
They are greedy to buy old cows
They are greedy to get sheep's head and lose their cow's head
They can't bite off more than they can chew
Corrupt officials don't care about people's poverty, and Yan doesn't think ghosts are thin
They are greedy for him for a bucket of rice, losing half a year's grain/a millet, and losing half a year's grain
They are greedy. Nothing helps (economy: good for things)
Lift a thousand catties, put down four ounces
Lift four ounces, put down a thousand catties
Worry about the ancients
Crows are as black as crows (crows)
Crows are as black as crows, which cat doesn't eat fishy iron
. Paper crotch (referring to the serious family rules in the old days, but men and women did all kinds of immoral things in essence)
You can't listen to oil and salt/oil and salt
When you hear the wind, it's rain
I heard that chickens are easy to sell, and it grinds the tip of a duck's mouth overnight (the way profiteers do things)
Turn on the lamp with tung oil (satirizing people who don't take the initiative) < p A handful of rice/stealing a chicken doesn't corrode the rice
There are sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, and it's rotten to the core
The hair and beard are grabbed
The hair is long and the knowledge is short
The mind is simple, and the limbs are developed
Baldy people look for flowers to wear, and ugly people make more trouble
Rabbit's tail, You can't grow up
A rabbit can't listen to the north and the south (compared to a person who can't tell right from wrong)
Pushing a dead person across the line (compared to refusing to take responsibility)
After pushing the mill, killing an ass, eating
Being lazy, being content with oneself, being unable to achieve success
Swallowing gold, committing suicide, and having no money
Taking off your pants and taking a shit, Show others
poaching (metaphorically, people or collectives fall down or things can't go smoothly)
poaching to patch up sores
Frogs say they are thick, snakes say they are long
wearing hats askew, and being a good guy
wearing hats askew to arrange flowers (satirizing the ugly behavior after being drunk)
crooked pot babies, Wearing a stove (referring to people casually attaching themselves to others)
A crooked mouth and a monk chanting scriptures (figuratively speaking, deliberately distorting the original intention)
A crooked mouth blows a trumpet
Outside is a sheep, and the family is as fierce as a wolf
Wearing sheep's skin, hiding a wolf's heart
Driving rabbits outside, Lost in the house (meaning to care about one thing and lose sight of another)
Wang Po's mother's foot-binding cloth is long and smelly
Wang Po sells melons and boasts herself
forgets to eat several bowls of rice
kills farm cattle in order to eat meat
without learning to climb, learn to walk first
Wen can't keep the country safe, and Wu can't rule the country
. Beating rice: farming. Refers to the incompetence of an official)
Without words, force cannot be used.
Mosquitoes can't see blood, but cats can't smell fishy (compared with greedy people who can't stand the temptation)
Lying in the nest is against
Cats don't catch rabbits
Tortoises eat barley and waste food
Tortoises are all goods
Tortoises laugh and turtles crawl
Without money. Rich fart smells sweet (satirizing some people to curry favor with the rich)
People who have no ambition often aspire to
pot calling the kettle black
Wash their feet and make a pot after pot (figuratively speaking, a man marries a woman and marries one after another)
They like to be covered in a chicken coop, and the outside looks good and the inside is dirty
Blind cats meet dead mice/blind cats meet dead mice
. The old routine
It's a waste of wax for a blind man to light a lamp
A blind man will write a thousand words when he sees money
It's beside the point. Wan Li
Don't burn incense in his spare time, but hurry to cram for Buddha's feet
Eat carrots with salt and worry less
County magistrate, Listen to the money (describing the officials' graft)
If you want to eat mutton, you are afraid of getting embarrassed
It's hard for a young lady to get out of the embroidered door
A small cage can't hold a big bird
A small temple can't hold a big bodhisattva
A small person can't succeed, and a small puddle can't keep a big dumpling
It's a shame to see a small one
My heart falls into my stomach
. Struggle, but weak and timid, vacillating, unable to accomplish great things)
Embroidered pillow (figuratively speaking, a person with only appearance but no real talent and learning)
Embroidered pillow with a bag of grass
Looking for something to do (figuratively speaking, people are diligent or meddling)
Pressing the bed board (figuratively speaking, women are incompetent or eat too much at night)
The duck is dead, but the mouth is still open. A giant who knows nothing about
speech, a dwarf who acts
The King of Yan treats guests, and all the guests are ghosts
There is no one in his eyes/eyes (the arrogance of satirists)
Eyes are on his forehead/eyes are on his head (it means that some people only see rich and powerful people and look down on ordinary people)
Eyes are like rats, and his heart is like a mouse. Tuantuan nest: (square) round. Metaphor has not improved or improved]
Eat sheep's brains, regardless of sheep's life
Begging for food for three years is lazy (metaphor for laziness has become a habit, doing nothing)
Pheasants care about their heads and tails
Full of grass (metaphor for people's words and deeds are chaotic, Or people have many bad ideas)
full of horse stumbles [horse stumbles: (square) grass]
full of bad water
You can't eat a penny (square)
One monk carries water to eat, two monks carry water to eat, and three monks have water to eat
One cow's head faces east and one horse's face faces west
Two feet stretch out: it means people die)
one year in the soil, two years in the ocean, three years in denial
One shovel into a well [(square) means eager to achieve success]
A light bone, no four or two things
Think for yourself first (it means people's selfishness)
Hit the south wall with one head (describing people's stubbornness and willfulness, I don't know how to improvise)
I don't know if I ask three questions
A nest of monkeys are all surnamed Sun
One leaf blocks my eyes, but I can't see Mount Tai (figuratively speaking, people are short-sighted)
I can't see Mount Tai, but I can't smell the thunder
I'm a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart
I'm a yin and a yang
I'm a ghost. Longitudinal thread: in dialect, it refers to the thread that combed the thread when the old loom was weaving.)
Win the cat and lose the cow.
Eggs are rolled in the oil tank, and each one is smoother than the other (Zhejiang proverb)
Oily shoes (figuratively speaking, thick-skinned)
If you have 8, you will think of a thousand. If you become an emperor, you will think of a fairy.
If you have milk, you will have a mother.
If you have a mother Jingshan Jade: Jade discovered by a jade craftsman in Jingshan. Over the years, it has been misinformed that
I want to be a bitch and erect a chastity memorial arch
I want horses to run fast and don't eat grass
It's better.