Character profile: Jade Rabbit (disguised as a man)-Niu Wangmo-Pig Bajie-Tang Priest-the Monkey King-(Make a sign that says "the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon" and put it in the center of the stage) Rabbit: Hey! Are you old? What happened to what madam asked you to do? That man will come today! Then I'll thank you for our young lady first! Goodbye! -What? Will you buy me more coffee? Old ghost, the last time you bought me coffee, you touched me. This is not honest at all. What a nuisance! All right, stop, I'm busy! (hangs up the phone and looks at the audience) Hello everyone! I am Yutu. Today, my wife came to propose. I'm a secretary and staff officer. Actually, I have a nickname. Everyone calls me britney spears (shy). I am 18 years old, so-called "a flower in the sky", and I am single so far. If the handsome guy below is interested in me, come backstage and meet me later. My phone number is 1383838438 (shy, then look around) to tell you a secret. In fact, today's Chang 'e is a fairy in Xia Zi, and only I know-ah, here comes the lady. It's not good either. I don't want that either. Chang: Finding a lover is not buying an elephant. Of course, you should choose carefully, not only with profound thoughts, but also with both ability and political integrity. Rabbit: "That's all?" Don't you want to have a golden and colorful hero to marry you in the case of public attention? Chang: That's just a beautiful ideal, but unfortunately I'm not that ignorant little girl anymore. By the way, I heard that the Monkey King will come today. Do you know what to do? (winking at Jade Rabbit) Rabbit: Hey hey, don't worry, Miss, I know. Chang: I'll leave it to you. Rabbit: (posing as a maid-in-waiting) Goodbye, miss. (Cow enters the arena) Cow: (There is deafening laughter backstage) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-(swaggering on the stage, walking forcefully) Hahahahahahahahahahaha-Rabbit: (Looking around in horror, I finally found the cow, timidly) Who are you? Niu: (one leng) Little girl, I don't even know her! I thought you didn't know where it was when I was hanging out. (to the audience) I'm just a great bull, Wang Mo. (After that, I rolled up my left sleeve in front of the audience.) I'm left Qinglong, right White Tiger, old cow at my waist, and dragon head at my chest. If people don't kill people, Buddha won't kill Buddha! No one can rob me today, Chang 'e is mine, hahahahahahaha! Niu: (to Yutu) What do you think of me? Rabbit: Not bad. What time is it, sir? Bull: Three twenty-eight minutes and fifty-six seconds! (posing as a beauty pageant) Rabbit: But our young lady said we should be thoughtful and deep. Niu: (one leng) Thought depth? I do. You didn't look carefully. (Cow turns to put on his glasses on the field) Look again! (Rushing to the front desk and posing as a "thinker") Look at me, I am full of thoughts and depth, much like Rodin's "thinker". Rabbit: What are you doing, sir? Niu: I'm thinking, I'm thinking-in this vast universe, far from space, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Rabbit: Did you get the results? Bull: (Deep) Some problems will never come to fruition! Rabbit: Oh! You are so deep! Niu: So, can your young lady marry me? Rabbit: Wait! You haven't passed the test. If you want to marry my lady, you must have both ability and political integrity. In view of your outstanding performance before, let's test your literary talent! Make a poem on the spot for my lady. Bull: Haha, little girl, you don't know. In the cattle world, my nickname is "poet saint" What I am best at is writing poems. Listen-(moistens voice) From a distance, Huangshan Mountain is dark, with a small top and a big bottom. If Huangshan Mountain is turned upside down, it will be big and small. Ha ha ha ha, (smug) good poem, good poem-Rabbit: (the phone rings) Wait, I'll take a call-hello, who is it? Huh? ..... Are you Mrs. Niu? Bull: (Frightened and panicked, waving at Jade Rabbit) Rabbit: What? You're looking for-Niu: (waving at Yutu and pointing at the audience) Don't write that I was here-(disheartened) Rabbit: Huh? You want me to go to the beauty salon? Gee, I'm busy now. Some other time That's it. Goodbye. (Music The Journey to the West rings and Tang Priest and his disciples take the stage) Bajie: (Running forward excitedly) Look, Master, there are many beautiful sisters. Tang: (Pointing at Bajie's head with his forefinger) Bajie, you can see from the beauty that the color is both empty and empty. Amitabha-Bajie: Hey, Master, I really want to be free-Don: (Sighs) It's a pity that your younger brother Sha has had a crush on Super Girl since he saw it, and today he signed up for the Super Boy audition. What a pity! (the Monkey King and Pig all agree) Of course, the master came first (when the music of "Very Happy Dance" started, the Tang Priest cat stepped forward, twisted on the stage and returned to the field. ) Tang: Good evening, Yi and audience friends. I am a research monk in the Tang Dynasty, or Tang Priest for short. Rabbit: Oh, it's Elder Tang! Don: It's next. Rabbit: Last time in Tianzhu, you almost became my promise. Did you come to see me this time? Don: No, no! I had to do this last time because of work! I'm here to ask for a marriage this time, of course, for your young lady. After all, I am the first beauty in heaven. When the time comes to marry your young lady, you don't go with her. Actually, it's not to cherish you ... (Tang Priest and Jade Rabbit wink at each other) Rabbit: (Shy) The elder is joking. Please take the test now. Show your talent first. Don: (organizing image singing) Only you can make my sky bright, only you can make me ...) (I was beaten by everyone in the middle of singing. ) Sun: Kao! This old bald donkey, here we go again, sin! (talking while walking) Pig: Just don't let people know that he is our master. Rabbit: Because the situation was abnormal just now, let's go on now. The Monkey King, Pig, which one of you is here? (When the music of "Men Should Strive for Self-improvement" started, Sun and Pig suddenly rushed forward with hatred, singing * *) Two little bees were flying in the flowers, flying left, flying right, flying ... (the Monkey King lost three times in the rock scissors cloth) Pig: Sorry, Brother Monkey, this is the only thing I can win. Rabbit (to the pig): (pointing to the pig) Come and introduce yourself. Pig: (proud) I am a fish in the pond, afraid of flowers, handsome and charming, nicknamed Beauty of the Breeze, and heaven and earth are omnipotent and invincible. The dragon sees the light of day, Marshal Tianpeng and the girl killer Pig Bajie! Rabbit: (Approaching) Oh, it's Brother Pig. Why is your modeling so abstract? Pig: I am very creative. It is my courage to live, but without me, who can set off the beauty of this world! Rabbit: Your eyes are really high, but you definitely don't meet my young lady's requirements, you know? You are wrong, and all wet. Pig: (wondering) Why? Rabbit: Because you have a family, how can my young lady marry you to be a mistress? Go down-Pig: (Angry and annoyed, he got off the stage) Hum, if I had known, I wouldn't have gone to Gaolaozhuang! (On the Monkey King) Pig: (Introducing the contestants) His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes it hard for all girls to resist his heartbreaking eyes. No matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, she will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is arrogant, but he has a good heart. He is low-key, but respected. No one knows whether he is the embodiment of the immortal or the messenger of hell, but what is certain is that he is the embodiment of the heroic chivalry that pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom ... changing the social atmosphere, sweeping millions of girls, enhancing the connotation of young people, being well-proportioned and graceful-Saint the Monkey King. Sun: (With the introduction, he kept posing and took out a shaft to play a few times) Rabbit: the Monkey King, why is your golden hoop getting more and more exquisite? Sun: You little rabbit have a pair of small eyes. I returned the old one to the Dragon King. This is my new one. Much better than the golden hoop. (Advertising sound) Small size, easy to carry, light weight, reduced load, high-precision technology, improved sensitivity. It's a good product for home travel to exorcise evil spirits. Rabbit: Where can I buy such a good product? Sun: They are sold in Hongkong, Shenzhen and Suzhou in China, but you must remember that you must buy the one controlled by Jardine Matheson, and pay attention to the three capital letters of the trademark "EVA". Rabbit: Well, the Monkey King, I heard about your love story with the fairy Xia Zi. How touching! What is your view of love now? Sun: Hey! Confucius once said: (singing) How much love can be repeated and how many people are worth waiting for. Rabbit: Because of the Monkey King's outstanding performance, he was directly promoted. I now announce the marriage result-the winner is the Monkey King! Everyone gave him the warmest applause. Let's ask the Monkey King to express his feelings of winning. Welcome to visit! Sun: (I haven't reacted yet, I'm flattered) Actually, my victory has a lot to do with everyone present. Without your support, I would not have succeeded. I am very grateful to you, my parents, my colleagues, my leaders and all the fans who support me. I think the next time is left to me and my dear Chang 'e MM, thank you again! (Singing "Reed Sways", Chang 'e strode to Sun, and the Monkey King gently lifted the veil on Chang 'e's face with trembling hands) Sun: (Taking two steps back in surprise) How could it be you? -(pretending to be depressed and lowering his head) Maybe I shouldn't have come. Xia Zi: You realize it's too late now. Sun: Will you leave some memories? Xia Zi: I don't want it! If you want to stay, stay with your people! Sun: It's no use, you can only get my body, but not my soul-(determined) OK, I'll let you go, but you must kiss me before you go! Sun: Hum, I'm the Monkey King, too. If you let me kiss you, I will. Won't my image be completely ruined? You dare not kiss me because you still like me-(Sun didn't respond) The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you, but when you know that you love each other, but you can't be together. A thousand years have passed, and you haven't changed. Since life can't be together, let's destroy it together. Sun: Director, pause! (broken arrow by hand, close to the audience) At that time, the sword was only 0.0 1 cm away from my throat, but with the quick reaction of my clever brain, I knew she wouldn't stab it, and she would jump into my arms again soon, because I decided to lie down again. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time will be the most perfect one. Ok, let's shorten the time. Sun: From today on, I only love you, spoil you and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and I will sincerely say every word to you. I won't bully you or scold you. I believe you. When others bully you, I will come out to help you as soon as possible. When you are happy. Xia Zi: (Clap, sword falls, two people embrace) (All the actors applaud on the stage, all of them sing in unison) I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, everything will be fine, and all shall be well, jack shall have Jill!

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