Bernard Shaw was first praised by people for his humorous and sharp speech and superb language skills. Examples are as follows: 1. One day, the emaciated Bernard Shaw met a paunchy businessman. The businessman sneered at him: "As soon as I saw you, people thought there was a famine in England!" " Bernard Shaw hit back: "When I see you, people will understand the cause of famine." On one occasion, Bernard Shaw needed to cut a bone from the heel to repair the defect of the spine. After the operation, the doctor wanted to earn more money for the operation, so he said, "Mr. Bernard Shaw, this is a new operation that we have never done before!" " "Bernard Shaw said with a smile," great. How much are you going to give me for the test? "3. Once Bernard Shaw was walking in the street and was knocked down by a man who was not afraid of death. Fortunately, he wasn't hurt, just a false alarm. The cyclist quickly helped him up and apologized again and again. But Bernard Shaw said apologetically, "Sir, I'm sorry that your luck is bad. If you kill me, you will be famous all over the world! " "One day, Bernard Shaw was invited to a sumptuous dinner. During the dinner, a young man boasted of his talent and arrogance in front of great writers. At first, Bernard Shaw was silent and all ears. Later, the more he listened, the more he felt that it was not a taste. At last he couldn't help it, and said, "Young friend, as long as the two of us unite, everything in the world will know." The man said in surprise, "Not necessarily!" Bernard Shaw said, "Why not? You know everything in the world well. However, there is still one thing missing, that is, I don't know that boasting will make rich food boring. I just understand this. Together, don't we know everything? " Once, the owner of a shoe polish factory came up with a clever idea of making a fortune and asked Bernard Shaw to allow him to use his own name as the brand name of shoe polish. The boss said to Bernard Shaw, "If you agree to do this, millions of people in the world will know your name." Bernard Shaw said, no, there are exceptions. "The boss froze. Bernard Shaw went on to say, "You have forgotten people who have no shoes to wear! ""6. A woman in her 500 s asked Bernard Shaw, "How old do you think I am?" "Look at your crystal teeth, like 18 years old; Look at your fluffy curly hair, 19 years old; Look at your twisted waist, at most 14 years old. " Bernard Shaw said solemnly. The lady almost jumped up with joy: "Can you tell me my age accurately?" "Please add up the three figures I just said!" 7. One day, Bernard Shaw received a red invitation from a lady: "I will wait at home from 4 pm to 6 pm on Tuesday." Bernard Shaw returned the original post and wrote on it: "Mr. Bernard Shaw was waiting at home at the same time on the same day." 8. A famous dancer wrote a passionate letter to Bernard Shaw, which said, "If we get married and have children in the future, it would be great to have your wisdom and my appearance!" Bernard Shaw wrote back and said, "It would be terrible if that child only had my appearance and your wisdom." At a party, Bernard Shaw was absorbed in his thoughts. A rich man sitting next to him couldn't help but feel curious and asked, "Mr. Bernard Shaw, I am willing to pay one yuan to find out what you are thinking." Bernard Shaw replied, "I don't think it's worth a dollar." The rich man is more curious: "So, what are you thinking?" Bernard Shaw calmly replied, "I was thinking of you!" " At a banquet, Bernard Shaw happened to be sitting with the wife of a textile factory manager. "Dear Mr. Bernard Shaw," asked the fat and coquettish rich woman, "do you know which diet pills are the most effective?" "Bernard Shaw looked at his neighbor and pretended to be serious. He replied, "I know of a medicine, but it's a pity that I can't translate the name of this medicine anyway, because the words labor and sports are authentic foreign languages to you." 1 1, a British publisher wants to get Bernard Shaw's praise for him, so as to improve his social status. He thought: to get Bernard Shaw's praise, you must praise Bernard Shaw first. So he went to visit Bernard Shaw. He saw Bernard Shaw commenting on Shakespeare's works and said, "Ah, sir, you are commenting on Shakespeare again. Yes, since ancient times, there are too few people who really understand Shakespeare, only two. "Bernard Shaw has understood his meaning, let him go on." Yes, only two people. The first one is you, Mr. Bernard Shaw. But, what about another one? Who do you think he should be? "Bernard Shaw said," that is Shakespeare himself, of course. "12. After Bernard Shaw became famous, people who visited him were crowded, which made him tired. One day, King George VI of England went to visit the writer. After the greeting, due to the disparity in hobbies and cultural literacy, the two were soon speechless. Seeing the king's delay, Bernard Shaw slowly took out his pocket watch and stared at it until the king had to leave. Afterwards, someone asked him if he liked George VI. Bernard Shaw smiled humorously and replied, "Of course, he really made me happy when he left. "13, Bernard Shaw often exposed the ugly face of capitalists in his plays, so he offended some rich people. Once, a capitalist wanted to humiliate Bernard Shaw in public. He waved and said loudly, "People say that great dramatists are idiots. Bernard Shaw smiled and immediately replied, "Sir, I think you are the greatest dramatist." "14. Once, Bernard Shaw insulted him by walking on a narrow road, and he met a fellow villager who was dissatisfied with him. The man wanted to insult him and said, "I never give way to fools." Bernard Shaw replied, "I am just the opposite. "