Bai Juyi makes good use of bowls, carries a sea bowl with him, eats when he is hungry, and holds water when he is thirsty. He is a powerful weapon when he meets the enemy.
Countless Jianghu heroes died in Bai Juyi's bowl. Because Bai Juyi likes to wear miniskirts and everyone is white and clean, people nicknamed him Shangguan Waner. He also opened a restaurant, specializing in making eight bowls.
Du Fu is good at using shovels. Some people say that he is a disciple of Friar Sand, while others say that he is a son. The reporter of Jianghu Daily has interviewed Du Fu many times, but he kept his mouth shut and refused to reveal any secrets about his life, so this has always been a mystery in Jianghu.
Du Fu, like the first two, is also the owner of a restaurant, whose main business is to spread pancakes.
Although these three all-powerful figures in the Jianghu have all heard of them, they have never met. This situation, which has not been broken for a long time, finally ended soon.
Rivers and lakes are always surging, and they will never be completely calm.
The man who broke the calm situation was Confucius, a famous leader in Wulin. Speaking of this man, many people only know that he is a thinker, but in fact he is a Jianghu figure with high martial arts.
There is also a misunderstanding that the world thinks that Confucius' surname is Kong Zi Zhong Ni. Actually, this is misinformation. Confucius' surname is true, but Zhong Ni is not. His real name is Kong Hezhi, which means that Confucius' name is Kong Hezhi.
While publishing Confucianism, he practiced martial arts. It is said that martial arts is higher than airplanes.
A long time ago, there was a man who refused to fly a plane. He had to compare with Confucius, whether his plane flew high or Confucius' flying skills were great.
The bet is on the other wife. At first, Confucius refused. Later, the pilot even advertised in the newspaper, mocking Confucius as a coward. Confucius agreed as soon as he got angry.
As a result, the pilot flew the plane to an altitude of 80 thousand meters. Who knows that Confucius was right above his head and kicked his plane away without a shadow. The pilot jumped out of the umbrella.
He was willing to lose the bet and give his wife to Confucius. Confucius didn't want it because he was ugly, but his wife finally divorced him because he couldn't afford billions of dollars for the plane, and his wife ran away with someone.
After Confucius became famous in this World War I, he became the champion of Wulin through general election.
However, the salary of the Wulin leader is not high, and Kong has never given up his old job-stinky tofu, specifically Kong brand stinky tofu.
Because Confucius' stinky tofu soon became famous and his business was too busy, he sold his trademark to a man named Wang Shouyi. This Wang Shouyi used to make thirteen incense sticks, but later he switched to selling stinky tofu. For the sake of good business, he changed his name to Wang Zhihe.
But who knows, Wang Zhihe's stinky tofu is not popular, and few people eat it, so he thought of a way to make all restaurants in the Jianghu wholesale his stinky tofu, but he was not famous and no one bought it. Only a few toilet owners bought several bottles of his stinky tofu and put them in the toilet because the guests complained that it was too fragrant.
I can't help it He spent a lot of money calling Confucius. When Confucius received money, he naturally had to do things, so restaurants on the rivers and lakes used stinky tofu from Wang Zhihe.
Many Jianghu people give leaders face, but others don't. For example, Li Bai, Du Fu and Bai Juyi felt that the leader was too lenient.
Confucius saw that these three men had no face, so he was ready to kill them.
All three people know that Confucius' martial arts have been cultivated to such a state that even a fart can collapse the mountain. None of them are rivals. So the three men decided to unite against Confucius.
But they never imagined that Confucius' martial arts were even more terrible than they thought.
Li Bai used his legendary Xiao Li kitchen knife, and Confucius caught it with only one toe. The difference between Bai Juyi and Li Bai is that he used magic.
I saw a magical light in his eyes, and then I put the bowl in front of Confucius and made a dreamy voice, "Come to the bowl quickly."
Confucius was too good to buy it at all. He waved a bowl of flowers and flew over and broke Bai Juyi's bowl.
Du Fu gave the shovel to Confucius with a loud roar. Confucius breathed a sigh of relief and the shovel fell to the ground.
A garbage collector asked him if he could sell it to him for 20 cents a catty. Confucius said it would cost twenty-five cents anyway. . . . . .
The three men took advantage of the bargaining between Confucius and the rag collector to prepare for a sneak attack together.
But who knows that Confucius exclaimed, "Join KFC for a luxurious lunch!"
Two big gold teeth came out of Confucius' mouth and chewed all three.
Three martial arts experts died like this. When I went to the underworld, I also discussed how to get revenge. As it happens, Yan is vying to marry his three daughters.
Li Bai is the son-in-law of the prince. After listening to what happened to her sons-in-law, Yan decided to help them eradicate Confucius.
Yan first let black and white impermanence hook the soul of Confucius. But when they came back, both of them turned red and impermanent, and were beaten all over by Confucius. Yan realized that Confucius was not so easy to deal with. He called Zhuge Liang to discuss countermeasures. Zhuge Liang whispered a few words in Yan's ear and Yan nodded again and again.
In the middle of the night, Confucius was sleeping when someone knocked at the door. Confucius answered the door, but there was no one there. Just lying down again, the door rang again and no one opened it again. In this way, it evaporated a hundred times overnight.
The next day, the third day. . . . . . Still like this.
Later, he simply didn't open it, but the other party kept knocking at the door and couldn't sleep. It was really annoying. He passed the time by watching TV, but it was useless, because Zhenzi always climbed out of the TV, and Confucius smashed more than 100 TV sets.
Half a year later, Confucius was tortured to madness, so Zhenzi told Yan that he was convinced and willing to accept any punishment as long as he didn't torture him like this.
Yan asked Li Bai how to punish Confucius. Li Bai said he cooked Sichuan-style pork, Bai Juyi said he cooked eight bowls, and Du Fu said he spread pancakes.
Seeing that there was no consensus, Yan went to consult Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang suggested that Confucius should not be killed and let him teach at Yan University.
Confucius agreed, and soon he joined Yan University as a professor of Chinese studies.
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