1. During the years of walking with youth, I only know its name is "youth."
2. They don't have the ability to make us understand, so they try to confuse us. .
3. A big deal, 10 billion, solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers.
4. People’s troubles cannot be put down, thought about, understood, or forgotten.
5. Everyone stopped at the top of the bar, and the faces of the two experts were deeply locked.
6. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.
7. Now our Chinese stock market, it should be said on the other hand, has become an accident.
8. You can’t rely on anything these days, you can only rely on yourself, abbreviated as: I...fuck!
9. Thank you for your tolerant applause. I now have the confidence to get rid of Fei Yuqing.
10. Zhou Libo’s famous saying: The future always becomes clear in imagination, but becomes blurry in reality!
11. There are only 12 words for people’s troubles: can’t let go, can’t think about it, can’t see through it, can’t forget it.
12. Yesterday, today and tomorrow are not three days! There is only one life between the past life, this life and the next life!
13. If my lover hadn’t taken in my soul, I would just be a genius living on the street.
14. When you fail, regard it as wealth in life; if you succeed, it is wealth in life.
15. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.
16. Young people don’t act recklessly and are bold and unrestrained. I wonder where the themes come from in old age.
17. Don’t call people snobbish, ask yourself about your own strength first. Don't use force against others, don't think of your own strength.
18. The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but I am in China Telecom and you are in China Netcom.
19. When you really like someone, the whole world does not exist except for him in your eyes.
20. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect. Then stay at a safe distance.
21. This feeling is like when you go to Nanjing Road to get Lili, and you say: Master, help me get three Rolexes.
22. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can’t be experts in the stock market! There are only losers and winners in the stock market.
23. Flaws in art are regrets created by genius! Technical flaws are accidents caused by assholes.
24. Because foreigners all smell of perfume, it is now known that they wear perfume because they have body odor.
25. If children in this country have lost their innocence, then this country’s future must lack imagination.
26. Treat hardship as entertainment, and your life will be very free and unrestrained! If you treat entertainment as hardship, your life will be very complicated!
27. Nowadays, in restaurants like this, shredded radish is placed under the beef. I learned how to do it in the 1970s.
28. Children have their own future. Don’t impose our future on them, otherwise, they will have no future.
29. I discovered a strange phenomenon. Almost everyone has a telescope, and there are also high-power telescopes in the first row.
30. If my face can be considered a mixed-race person, it is at most a mixed-race person from Vietnam and Cambodia.
31. Everyone thinks that he is a stock god and makes money by speculating. Even the aunt who sells green onions in the small market said: I have news!
32. Now if you ask Li Ka-shing to calculate this linear equation of one variable, he guarantees that he will not be able to do it, let alone the linear equation of two variables.
33. The worst thing to record is the cramp dance, where three to four hundred people dance together, as if they can’t find a toilet.
34. I have seen her (Han Hong) in person, and her front teeth are still separated. If you look closely, you can see her little tongue!
35. Our public mentality is becoming more and more tolerant, right? At least we now admit that Li Yuchun is a woman!
36. If you don’t laugh when you spend 380 yuan to see Zhou Libo at Meiqi, you will send Zhou Libo to the hospital.
37. The difference between Chinese trade unions and foreign trade unions is that Chinese trade unions mainly organize movie watching, while foreign trade unions mainly organize strikes.
38. (Speaking of piling molds) At this time, a new industry emerged in Shanghai, which to this day is called piling molds.
39. People who often say regret because of regret will definitely regret often! People who often say they regret because they regret will definitely regret often.
40. When investors make money, they hear about it, but when they lose money, they encounter it themselves. They don’t believe it when the bull market comes, and they don’t admit it when the bear market comes.
41. What is a mortgage? Mortgage means pressing you to the ground and peeling off your skin layer by layer. There is a kind of cruelty expressed in a gentle way.
42. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.
43. When you are in high spirits, you must sell stocks! When you cry and cry, you must buy it!
44. The mainstream audience of the Spring Festival Gala is 900 million farmers. If Zhou Libo is the side dish of Shanghai people, then Zhao Benshan is the northern dumpling of the people across the country.
45. Newton suddenly became a scientist when an apple fell on his head. What do you think if an apple fell on his head? Newton died.
46. For example, if you say Guan Dongtian’s house is 100 square meters and Zhou Libo’s is 50 square meters, after sending it to the Bureau of Statistics, Zhou Libo’s house inexplicably becomes 75 square meters.
47. Success begins with dreams, and dreams begin with the desire for success. Dreams are wheels, desires are motivation, and wisdom and rationality are the steering wheels that determine success or failure!
48. What is a person with double standards? It is an ugly person who requires others to be as beautiful as him; it is someone who wants to be a bitch and build a chastity memorial at the same time.
49. Love means feeling distressed. You can like many people, but there is only one person who truly feels distressed. It turns out that the past can only belong to the past. It turns out that in love, there is actually no reunion.
50. Banknotes are yours only after they are used. Open your wallet and look at the unused banknotes. It says "People's Bank of China" printed on it, and it has nothing to do with you.
51. The hunter was shooting a rabbit with his gun. Suddenly a black bear jumped out. The hunter had no time to shoot and was pounced on. After half an hour, the black bear still pounced on the hunter. The hunter wondered: This is a swollen animal. What's going on? Suddenly he saw a piece of cloth around the black bear's neck, which read: Hug the Bear.
52. In the past, the Spring Festival Gala included advertisements within the party. Later, the advertisements included the party. Now it seems that this is all wrong. The Spring Festival Gala included advertisements within the advertisements. Artists use their talent to win honors, and thinkers use their loneliness to cry out for truth. Entrepreneurs use wealth to prove their value, and ordinary people use ordinary people to support greatness.
53. Why do boys who wear long johns on the street look like hooligans, and girls who wear long johns on the street look like stockings? Why is it that when a boy wears boxer briefs on the street, he is a pervert, and when a girl wears boxer briefs, she is a pervert? Why is it that when boys wear vests, their superiors are like their bosses, and when girls wear vests, they are like suspenders? Why! Why!
54. A person must have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, if you don’t break the law after you understand the law, it would be a waste. Valentine's Day, Capture Day, Sleeping Day, whatever it is called today! There’s nothing wrong with being nice to the person of the opposite sex around you! Best wishes to everyone! Valentine's Day, you can catch someone!
55. Each of us is like a clown, playing with five balls. The five balls are your work, health, family, friends and soul. Only one of these five balls is made of rubber. If it falls, it will bounce back. That is the job.
The other four balls are made of glass and will break if dropped. This passage is worth pondering.
56. Only after walking some roads can you realize the hard work. Only after climbing some mountains do you realize how difficult it is. After crossing some rivers, you know the trek. Only after crossing some hurdles can we know how to transcend. After some things, you know the experience. Only after reading some people can you know the experience. Only after reading some books can you understand wealth. It takes a lifetime to know happiness.
57. If I PK Guo Degang on the stage, then I will have one more enemy in my life. If Guo Degang PKs me, of course this is theoretically impossible. I remember that the first enlightening director who appeared in my life was a brilliant genius, at least I thought so, but he passed away in his fifties.
58. Fei Yuqing is an actor I like very much. He sings so well and has such a good temperament. This man is very charming. Perhaps only when we are farthest away can we see the days we have passed most accurately and clearly. The GEM has become a trouble-making board. It has gone too far. It cannot be called back even if it is called back. Even if it is called back, it will be abandoned.
59. We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we will cry without tears. We toss and turn for a long time. The disease becomes the cure, and we become the steel. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears. We all have to go to work tomorrow morning.
60. Kind-hearted people always say that I am simple, but in fact I know that they are just embarrassed to call me SB. When I was young, if I love, don’t say forever, say cherish it... TT, I always knew it was a browser before, but later I found out it was the name of another thing... The quality of the military quilt is really good, and there is no signal at all for mobile phones hidden under the quilt!
61. (Trademark) is gone, Shanghainese. No matter how strong your accent is, as long as you have this thing (trademark), Bazi (country bumpkin). Don't imagine what he should be like. What we really fall in love with and what we think we will fall in love with are often very different. I dare to assert, but I am in no way responsible. The number of houses in Shanghai will definitely double in five years, but this has nothing to do with the people.
62. If you have ten thousand, buy a house to collect our love; if you have ten thousand, buy a car to drive our love; if you have ten thousand, buy a diamond ring to witness our love. ;You have. Wan, let's go on an outing and let our love fly; you have it. Wan, let’s have a candlelight dinner to romanticize our love; you have it. Wan, then buy a bottle of water to water our love.
63. Thank you to those who have deceived me, because they have increased my wisdom; thank you to those who have hurt me, because they have tempered my will; thank you to those who have abandoned me, because they have been firm. Thanks to those who once scolded me, because they pointed out my shortcomings; Thanks to those who once tripped me, because they strengthened my legs; Thanks to all my friends and enemies!
64. Signs of immaturity in girls: treating love as the most important thing in life; relying on clothes to express their temperament; blindly changing themselves easily for men; telling everyone about their emotional experiences; Constantly asking her boyfriend "Do you love me?"; easily meeting with netizens; using pregnancy as an excuse to stay in a relationship; always fantasizing about marrying a rich man; always refusing to admit mistakes; treating falling out of love as the end of the world.
65. Put ten men and one woman on a deserted island. Three months later, they saw the men making a sedan and carrying the woman playing. The woman was charming and charming! Then put ten women and one man on a deserted island. Three months later, they saw the women surrounding a coconut tree. Some were throwing stones and some were teasing them with fruits. The man was as thin as a monkey and hugged him. The tree refuses to come down even if it dies!
66. What are the most painful physical pains you have experienced: biting your tongue while eating. I fell asleep in the car and hit my head on the glass. Play with the clip and get it. I was sitting in a chair and rocking the chair, knocking myself down. The left foot mixed with the right foot and fell down. It hurts a lot when I touch the corner of a table or cabinet. Remove the paste from the body. Pulling the zipper of clothes pinches the flesh on the chin. I suddenly stepped on the stairs and fell down.
I’ve experienced it all, it’s invincible!
67. The greatest sorrow in life is ignorance, the greatest failure in life is arrogance, the greatest ignorance in life is resentment, the greatest fault in life is violation, the greatest trouble in life is right and wrong, and the greatest hope in life It is peace, the greatest courage in life is to admit mistakes, the greatest energy in life is faith, the greatest motivation in life is to benefit others, the greatest capital in life is dignity, and the greatest worry in life is life and death.
68. Because money is regarded as dung, flowers are always placed on cow dung... Men want to lock the zipper of a woman's wallet, and women want to lock the zipper of a man's trousers... A woman's belly is Men make it bigger, and men’s belly is still made by men. The former is due to fertilization, the latter is due to alcohol... The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people urinate and look in the mirror... Shedding tears on the wound has the same effect as spreading salt on the wound.
69. Three steps in life: running when you are young, walking when you are middle-aged, and strolling when you are old; three states of life: posture when you are young, body posture when you are middle-aged, and illness when you are old; life Three thoughts: When you are young, it is a dream, when you are middle-aged, it is a reflection, and when you are old, it is a fantasy. Three wisdoms in life: Witness when you are young, mind when you are middle-aged, and wisdom when you are old.
70. Above others, treat yourself as a human being; below others, treat yourself as a human being. The reason why a simple life is not easy is because if you want to live a simple life, you must not think too much. People who like flowers will pick flowers, but people who love flowers will water them. The biggest mistake people often make is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to close people. If you change this bad habit, the world will be peaceful.
71. Which of these domineering words do you like? You are not allowed to bear the sadness by yourself. Are my shoulders just decorations? You are not allowed to stay up late. Do you understand that staying up late will make you very tired? I feel sorry for you when you are tired. You are not allowed to get up early. Wait until I prepare breakfast and put it in front of you. You are not allowed to think wildly, I am so big-hearted and I pretend to be all about you. You are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.
72. To be friends with a person, you must not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called Quexi (fool). The painful thing in life is that the Volvo you just bought has become a Geely, and the happy thing in life is that the Geely you just bought has become a Volvo. When education is linked to money, teachers become bosses, students become apprentices, and parents become ATM machines.
73. Life is like a pressure cooker. You'll get used to it when you're under too much pressure. Do you think I will watch you die? Absolutely not, I would close my eyes. The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but I am in China Telecom and you are in China Netcom. Spit is for counting money, not for reasoning. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.
74. I am very careful, and I have discovered that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of the swimming trunks goes upwards by 20 degrees on average every five years. I bowed for such a long time, not to seek applause. In fact, I mainly wanted everyone to check that my head posture (head direction) is clear. Babies want pacifiers, children are greedy, teenagers talk back, young people want kisses, middle-aged people talk too much, old people talk nonsense, and they shut up only after they die!
75. If you call once and get no answer, don’t call a second time; if you send a text message twice but don’t get a reply, don’t send it a third time. There is no such humble waiting. If you are important, you will come back sooner or later. There is no need to be mean to someone who doesn't know how to cherish you. If a person starts to neglect you, please choose to leave. Maintain your self-confidence and dignity. It is better to be arrogant to the point of moldiness than to be obsessed to the point of going crazy.
76. Education represents the past, financial resources represent the present, and ability represents the future. What you see and hear changes your life, and before you know it, it can ruin your life. People without goals will always work hard for people with goals; not having a crisis is the biggest crisis, and being satisfied with the status quo is the biggest trap. Bet on the right person and win once; follow the right person and win for the rest of your life. The boss can only give you a position, but not a future. If things don't go fast, there will always be failure. People can be patient and worry-free.
77. If you have ten thousand, buy a house to collect our love; if you have ten thousand, buy a car to drive our love; if you have ten thousand, buy a diamond ring to witness our love. ; If you have ten thousand, go for an outing and let our love fly; if you have ten thousand, let's have a candlelight dinner to romanticize our love; if you have ten thousand, then buy a bottle of water to water our love.
78. There will always be that person. Maybe he is excellent and good-looking; or maybe he has nothing and is not good-looking, but we just love him; we just will pay for him. , waiting for him, because he doesn’t even know himself. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who makes us do bad things for him for many years. Finally, I suddenly wake up and look back: This person is just like that, it is just our "stubbornness" in loving him.
79. Happiness can be seen, and pain can be understood. We always like to compare other people's apparent happiness with our hidden pain. As a result, our pain index reaches a new high due to inappropriate comparisons. We envy the wings of birds that can fly, so why don’t birds envy our legs that can fly? Instead of using other people's happiness to punish yourself, it is better to use your own pain to spur yourself. People! The more I compare, the more confused I become, and the more I think about it, the more I understand.
80. A lie that women love to tell: Tell me a story about you and her, and I won’t be angry (I must be angry after telling you). We are an old couple, so we don’t need any Valentine’s Day gifts (you’re screwed if you don’t buy one). I think I'm really not right for you (I don't like you at all). I don’t want to have a boyfriend for the time being (out of the way! You are not even half of my criteria for choosing a mate). There is someone in my heart. (I made up that person specifically for people like you).