Yin Susu gently called her husband on the island of ice and fire on earth, and she opened her mouth and shouted "Zhang Wuji!" Yin Susu is like the heroine of Latin American magic literature. When she was stroking her lover, she suddenly had a flash of light and called out the name of her future child ...)

Emperor Kangxi

Empress Xiao Zhuang calls herself "I'm Xiao Zhuang ..." (This is the classic "lazy" line of TV series called historical masterpieces. )

Ganshijiu sisters

Yi Jianping: "I don't know what year it is today ..."

Gan Jiumei: "The moon is full and sunny, and people have joys and sorrows. This poem by Li Bai, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, is really a masterpiece. " Su Dongpo knows the underground, but he doesn't know whether he will be ashamed or happy.

Qin Shi Huang

In one scene in this series, Lord Reese will be beheaded. He calmly said to his son, "Dad can't go with you in the future, and he can't lead the little yellow dog at the gate." The executioner raised a ghost knife and cut it down. A close-up of blood. Move the lens up. In the sky, a plane flew by. ...

Little Li Fei i.

Several hooligans molested a beautiful woman in the restaurant, and Teddy boy happened to be here. Angry from embarrassment, the eye-catching hooligans are still filthy.

The outcome is decided in an instant. The hooligans fell to the ground, and one of them stood up and said, "What a fast sword …" and then fell to the ground.

Teddy boy bowed his head proudly, and then put the sword back in its sheath-he didn't go in the first time, and he didn't go in the second time, so he bowed his head and looked at it carefully for a long time, and proudly put the sword back in its sheath.

Joking, talking about dragons

The last shot at the beginning. Gan Long came out of the summer resort, turned on the camera and found the plaque.

Four big characters: summer resort

Four small words: Jiang * *

Laoshuihu

Li Kui jy came in with two pieces of meat. The oily paper wrapped in meat was spread out, and four big characters were written on the book: Legal Daily. ...

New water margin

A big war, it's just a dark war. It was a life-and-death, earth-shattering, crying, the river turned red and killed countless people. Dead soldiers and a 1.5 liter Coca-Cola bottle were floating on the water. ...

In "Pig in Spring", the daughter of the East China Sea Dragon King advised the little dragon girl: "My brother is a prince. After you marry him, you will be the queen mother. .......................................................................................................................

The Romance of the Gods should be

In this high-cost high-tech fairy tale of that year, we don't mention how it made the etiquette in the palace "inquire", nor did we say that Zhou Wang wrote poems with a brush, not to mention that it put watermelons and tomatoes on the market, not to mention that there was an obvious trademark on Molihong's pipa, and we said the protagonist.

Ma Shi: "It's really a grievance to marry you, a worthless old thing that won't even sell you."

Jiang Shang (seriously): "The ancients said:' Heaven will be a great task to Sri Lankan people, so we must first suffer from their minds, starve their bodies, strain their bones and muscles, and tire their bodies.' This is God's test for me. I won't be poor forever in Jiang Shang. "

Spring and Autumn Period, Warring States Period and Shang Dynasty? Okay, I'll throw up all night.

The baise uprising.

The revolutionaries were arrested and taken to the wall for a massacre. After they fell down shouting slogans, several big characters appeared on the wall behind them: "Illegal demolition, city propaganda Committee."

Wu Zetian

Warrior Zhong was called Wu Zetian when he was a child: "That day! Then the sky! "

Legend of Jintai chivalrous man

Jintai: "How to get to Bianjing in one day? It seems that it is necessary to display the lightness of' eight steps to catch cicadas'. "

Roads and golden platforms show their light skills. Everything on both sides of the road is retreating rapidly, trees and telephone poles.

..... telephone poles

I was wondering when I passed another one. ......

A costume movie

It may be the Song Dynasty or the Ming Dynasty, but it is definitely not the Qing Dynasty, let alone the late Qing Dynasty.

Heroes sleep in their rooms. When he woke up, he picked up something and touched it to light the lamp. What is this? Look carefully: matches!

Li Shimin of Emperor Taizong

Princess Yan took a bath. Look, that's a very uncomfortable bubble bath in the Tang Dynasty. Even decades later, Yang Guifei probably never enjoyed such treatment. ...

Song of the battlefield

Xiao Wang, the guard, was ordered to stop the enemy. Most of his body was exposed in the trench, brave and fearless, and the enemy's bullets shuttled around him. He was unscathed. Then I finished my task and left. Before leaving, he hung his hat on a branch to confuse the enemy. In the blink of an eye, his hat was pierced with countless holes. Wang Shengli Jr. stepped back and reported to the chief. The person in charge smiled: "You are a smart card." Listen to the sound of enemy bullets!

Hero of Sui Tang

Li Shimin was hiding in the mountain, and two Sui generals were outside.

General A: "What should I do?"

General B: "Let Yamakaji go and give him a spark to start a prairie fire."

The legendary swordsman (CCTV):

Lin Xiaodi stopped Ling Huchong: "Brother Hu Ling, what's your name?"

Don

Yang Guifei takes a bath in Huaqing Pool, which makes a person sick. Yang Guifei walked with the emperor with her shoulders slightly exposed. At this time, a person flashed in the camera, a little eunuch? No, wear a coat and bring a camera. Is it artistic photography?

List of gods

Da ji picked up a new dress in his left hand and unzipped it in his right!

Ciolo city

McCullough rode forward, in the distance, a Jiefang truck!

A costume film, probably Yang Guifei. I can't remember the details. I only remember that all the ladies-in-waiting were ethereal and sexy, turning and bending over to reveal their bras. Ha ha ha ha, I'm afraid they still admire them.

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

In the battle of Xuzhou, Liu Bei attacked Cao Ying at night, and the sudden storm blew down Cao Jun's handsome flag, and the camera zoomed in. A cigarette butt on the ground is still smoking. . .

Happy music of imperial doctor

The imperial doctor was tied to a post and displayed to the public. I don't know why all the villagers were watching. As soon as the camera turned, an aunt stood in the camera wearing a pink down jacket. ..........

There are two scenes in the CCTV version of "Eternal Dragon Slayer" with a watch. One is Yang Xiao, and the other is Xiao Zhao.

There is also a movie "Hero", well proportioned, with Tony Leung Chiu Wai standing on a high cliff and Zhang Ziyi chasing after him. The camera flashed, and a walkie-talkie appeared at Tony Leung Chiu Wai's feet, which was still brand-new.

At the end of Andy Lau's Stealing the Sky, the pistol was painted with glue to frame Mona, and the glue was painted on the left side of the gun. As a result, the right side of the pistol was touched in the last close-up.

I once saw him wearing sandals when I was watching Alec Su's edition of "The Dragon Slayer by Eternal Relieving on Heaven". It seems that the trademark is a bit like Nike's.

I have seen the Three Kingdoms, but I don't know who directed it. It seems that I didn't understand it after reading it for a long time anyway, and the characters in it were very artificial. Hehe, the actor who looks like Zhang Fei threw the head of the enemy general on the ground. The camera can't be fake. At a glance, he smeared some blood on the fake head he had to buy to learn hairdressing, and took a wig and patted something for nearly three seconds. The camera cuts into the foreground, and there is a table in the lower right corner of the screen.

Meteor Garden

At first, Doumyouji Tsukasa teased Cunninghamia lanceolata and put a hole in her white sports shoes, revealing a big toe. I'm so angry with Shan. But when Doumyouji Tsukasa and others turned away, behind them were a pair of black leather shoes.

At the beginning of Qiu Huan Gege II, Meng Dan falls from the top of the desert with incense in his arms. At first, Meng Dan's head and Xiangxiang's feet were in the same direction, but when they rolled to the bottom of the desert, their heads were in the same direction. Is Mondain really a great warrior? Can you change the phase in the slide?