Future Children

Zhang San was kicked by Bruce Lee. He fainted for a while, his head buzzed, and he suddenly remembered the feeling he had when he was a child.

When Zhang San was six or seven years old, he looked at the stars every night and slept during the day. When he woke up in the afternoon, he would sit in the dim sunlight for a moment and then start crying. When he cried, the child was filled with inexplicable grief and anger, and was out of control. Until his mother came over and slapped him on the head, shouting, "I'm sick again!" Then he stopped leisurely, jumped out of bed, burped and went to wash his face. At that time, Xiao Zhangsan had no idea what happened, and he only remembered that there was a fleeting feeling of great sadness. It felt quite strange. Later, after Zhang San had grown up for decades, he gradually forgot that feeling. Later, Zhang San was kicked by Bruce Lee, and he suddenly remembered it again.

Zhang San is 1.60 meters tall and was also very agile. But when he saw Bruce Lee raising his right leg towards him, he was stunned for a moment, but he actually received a blow on his chin. Bruce Lee's legs were like two springs, erratic and very powerful. As for why such a powerful leg kicked a middle-aged writer in the chin, we have to start with Zhang San’s son.

Zhang San’s son is fourteen years old. Earlier today he asked his father, “Can Zhang San see my UPU?” Zhang San took off his helmet and said no. The boy got irritable and shouted, "Oh, what should I do, what should I do, my baby is not going crazy anymore!" Zhang San glanced at his son's treasure, which looked like a bunch of colorful building blocks stacked together, looking strange and strange. Zhang San sighed and remembered those days again.

It was 2006 when Zhang San was 21 years old. What a simple era it was. At that time, people didn’t know anything about CPU and GPU. They only had to sit in front of the computer and hit a few keys, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click on out of the computer. The state of leisure. But in such a comfortable environment, young Zhang San had unreasonable thoughts... Zhang San had had countless unreasonable thoughts in his life, but that was the one that made him regret the most, and all the troubles in the future were caused by it. It triggered, including the child in front of me.

Zhang San’s son has a sinister eyebrow, moody temperament, and belongs to the future generation. The children of the future generation will be like this. They grew up in the new era. They played with computers like building blocks since childhood, were exposed to a lot of unpredictable information, and developed all kinds of bad habits. As a result, the things they did were very annoying. Zhang San's son often calls his father Asan, which makes Zhang San quite disgusted and feels that it is extremely rude. But now this kid got so angry that he started running around in the room, humming: Ah San, Ah San, who knows who can return my UPU, my lovely Ah San... Zhang San finally couldn't bear it anymore. , slammed the table and shouted, why is this child so rude! The child's mother was startled by the sound and ran out of the room and said, "Why are you yelling at Zhang San? Didn't you bring this on yourself?" Zhang San was speechless for a moment.

Zhang San is not called Zhang San. Although times have advanced and it is not surprising that men have several names, the so-called Zhang San is too unoriginal and is disliked by people. A few years ago, Zhang San suddenly wanted to engage in literature, but he turned into Zhang San. As a result, he was ridiculed by his wife and children, and his face was disgraced. The reason is that the rapid development of multimedia culture has led to the rapid decline of traditional literature. There are so many ways for modern people to gather their emotions, so who would waste time on that kind of primitive symbol accumulation? In the year when Zhang San went to engage in literature, there was only one kind of literature that was still popular in the academic world, namely humorous literature, commonly known as jokes. Zhang San engaged in literature when literature was in decline, just as he was thinking about computers when computers were not yet emerging. As it turned out, he had been looking for trouble all his life.

In 2006, the young Zhang San suddenly had an unexpected thought. He wanted to have a deeper understanding of computers. At that time, people were still young and his idea was quite dangerous, so he could only act cautiously, as mysteriously as a hacker. In fact, looking at it now, what does that mean? Today's hackers are said to have no problem wandering into anyone's head, but back then Zhang San just wanted to try IPC$ to invade another computer. He targeted a machine next to him.

At that time, hundreds of computers were placed side by side in the computer room of the school. Zhang San was focused on studying technology and completely ignored his target. There was a woman with long hair sitting in front of the machine.

Zhang San almost became a hacker when he was 21 years old, but now 21 years later, Zhang San hates hackers. Because he always suspected that a hacker had visited his head and done something, otherwise there would be no reason for him to be Zhang San instead of Wang Er. He even suspected that his son was also a hacker. The way that kid showed his teeth and claws in front of the computer was really unseemly. As the saying goes, like mother, like son, what can't he do? So Zhang San decided not to tell the boy the whereabouts of his UPU, just to make him anxious. At this time, Zhang San looked askance at his wife and children, his nostrils were rounded, and anger was already brewing in his heart, but how could he have expected that Bruce Lee's foot was about to kick his chin?

Some people say that the progress of the times is like a snowball. Today, the snowball is huge and cannot be stopped. Zhang Sanpiao thought that the snow itself was a symbol of evil. The so-called unpredictability is that when the monkey in Italy was staring at the peanuts and drooling in 1995, he was completely unaware of the wires plugged into his head. When Zhang San was secretly typing on the keyboard in the steaming computer room in 2006, he never thought that what he was plotting would be used by other people to make a living. Unpredictability covers reality like snow, making it impossible to predict what will happen next.

When Zhang San committed an illegal intrusion in 2006, the long-haired woman next to him was a student majoring in network security at the school. Generally speaking, when girls study this major, they are either very smart or they applied for the wrong choice in the first place. Unfortunately, this woman belongs to the former. She had long noticed that something was not right about the handsome boy next to her, and after a few glances, she understood what was going on. At first she smiled slightly and pretended not to know, but after a long time there was no movement. She finally lost her composure and bumped Zhang San with her elbow. She frowned and typed "Net Start Lanmanserver" in her run box. He knocked hard to enter the car, turned around and said, Hey! bring it on.

Twenty years later, Zhang San’s debut novel in the literary world was this story: A man was young and incompetent, and was released from prison at an old age. His thief’s nature has not changed, so one day he grabbed a CPU from someone else’s desk and ran away. I quickly threw it away after running a few steps, and my hands were already burned with big blisters. The old man was furious and cursed, "How come the phone is as hot as a roasted sweet potato these days!" ——To this extent, he is actually a contemporary Ah Q. Some critics commented on this work that it has too much humor but not enough technical explanations. What should I do if it misleads children? fail! It seems that in the pan-technical year of 2027, if you want to write a rigorous literary work, such an explanation is essential: each component of the new generation of personal computers is independent of each other, and they are wirelessly compatible through the heat wave network Work is both a conspiracy of commercialization - endless functional upgrades enable the unscrupulous launch of new products; and a myth of high technology - such as a CPU, once it accidentally leaves the coverage of its working network, the redundant energy is nowhere to be found. Acceptance will turn into high temperature and burn the old man's hand, and its precision is evident... In this way, the short joke becomes a long joke, and the difficulty of writing can be imagined. Zhang San originally had the idea of ??writing an article based on the romantic encounter in his youth, but it seemed that he had to give it up, otherwise he would have to start like this: IPC$ (Internet Process Connection) is the only "named pipe" The resource is a unique remote network login function in the WINDOWS NT era system. Under certain circumstances, it can often be used for illegal login... Error number 53, the target path cannot be found; IP address error; Target port filtering; Target LANMANSERVER service Not started... It's strange that someone would see such a joke! .

Zhang San externally called the computer room incident in 2006 an affair, but internally he had always been deeply afraid of it.

Imagine a strange woman suddenly disarms herself and says to you, "Hey, come on!" Although this was quite provocative, young Zhang San was taken aback at the time. He stared blankly at the woman in front of him with gleaming eyes and blushing cheeks, watching her long hair move without any wind... After a while, Zhang San trembled and screamed softly. He had already subconsciously realized that he had hit the muzzle of the gun. Zhang San was deeply affected by this. Not only was he unable to recover for many years, but he eventually married that woman, gave birth to a rude child, and was kicked in the chin by Bruce Lee... Who can clearly see the unpredictability of this world? -

Taking the 2006 computer room incident as a boundary, Zhang San felt that life was simply sunny and full of opportunities and challenges. After that, Zhang San was listless all day long and could no longer be lively. At that time, when someone saw Zhang San walking on campus, they would discuss quietly, hey, look, isn’t that Zhang Xiaohou from Grade 04? Why doesn't he jump up and down? Are you falling out of love? This statement is actually seriously deviating from reality. People only saw Zhang San walking dejectedly, but they ignored that there was a long-haired woman looking around behind him.

This is often the case. When people look at problems, they not only fail to look at them comprehensively, but they also always think that they are self-righteous. This results in the incompatibility between people and foreign objects, as well as the difficulty of true mutual understanding between people. This difficulty has caused great distress to many knowledgeable people, resulting in the burying of a large number of talents throughout the ages. This difficulty lasted for thousands of years in human history, and was finally overcome in the second decade when Zhang San's life fell into darkness. Zhang San was already over 40 years old when the ALCOHOL system came out, and he once again saw things like youth and sunshine. Zhang San was so excited at the time that he walked around in circles a few times and decided to pursue literature.

To be honest, before Zhang San engaged in literature, he was quite satisfied with his son. The relationship between father and son was pretty good. At that time, it was probably because the child was young and had not yet developed his own edge to get along with his father. Zhang San remembers that for a long time, as long as a children's computer was available, the kid would have nothing to ask for. Children's computers are only about the size of a palm, and the battery charging time is longer than the battery life. However, the screen and keyboard are all holographically projected, which means that the entire machine is integrated, which is relatively simple and affordable. But later Zhang San wanted to engage in literature and spent a huge sum of money to buy the big guy. Zhang San's son also entered adolescence and began to stir up troubles, and the relationship between father and son began to crack. For example, just now, this kid was making a lot of nonsense. Doesn't he know that UPU is something his father needs to use when doing serious things? Why doesn't he just ask for help instead of talking nonsense? Thinking of this, Zhang San glared at his son and his mother again angrily, and they both looked at him angrily, as if they had a grudge. Zhang San suddenly felt sad, thinking that my pursuit of literature would cause people to betray their relatives and alienate them. If I had known this, why did I do it in the first place? Zhang San began to resent the monkey in his heart.

In 1995, Zhang San was still a child, but by then he had gotten rid of the habit of taking a nap and saved time for other things, such as Shooting birds, dismantling TVs, and sneak attacks on girls, he began to show another personality. One day, Zhang San's class teacher finally couldn't bear it any more and wrote on the parent notice: "The honest guy is just his disguise, this kid is bad!" That night something unusual happened in the laboratory of Oiacomo Rizzolatti at the University of Parma, Italy. At the time, they were measuring the electrical activity of cells in the premotor cortex of macaque brains. Researchers unexpectedly discovered that some brain cells were activated when monkeys put peanuts in their mouths. The same brain cells were activated when he saw a person or another monkey put a peanut in his mouth. This discovery became widely celebrated as the first demonstration of the existence of mirror neurons.

There are indeed many wonderful existences in the world, just waiting for exploration and discovery by those who are interested. When Zhang San was a child, he saw a hero on TV who learned a set of shocking swordsmanship after hanging out with a big bird for a few days. He was very envious of this and wanted to give it a try. But he couldn't find any usable birds, so he finally had to try one of his dogs.

He sat next to the dog and observed carefully. Three days later, he realized something. From then on, Zhang San could not help but go up and smell anything new he saw. This made Zhang San's mother very happy, thinking that her son had finally started to behave cautiously. But in retrospect, Zhang San still felt that this proved that he was born with sharp nerves and was a malleable person.

Mirror neurons are something that, in the form of imitation, allow the brain to bypass the indirect reasoning process and absorb information directly. Mirror neurons are activated whether we actually do something or watch someone else do it. In other words, this thing allows the observer and the observed to experience similar neural activities. The baby babbling and learning language from adults, and Zhang San's heart surges when watching pornographic scenes. This is probably the same reason. It is said that mirror neurons are the basis of intuition, sensibility, and empathy, and the basis of the evolution of human intelligence. People think about each other, and the development of human society depends on this thing. So when scientists excitedly claimed that mastering the secret of mirror neurons means mastering the future of mankind, knowledgeable people all over the world nodded their heads with excitement, and said that it was all thanks to the original monkey.

The monkey was just tempted by peanuts, but unexpectedly he became famous for it. It is said that the trademark used when the ALCOHOL system came out was designed based on it. No wonder a domestic network expert pointed out, ah, what a great Alk monkey!

Network experts are the most annoying, Zhang San thought. They just do whatever they want just because they have some supporters. The name "Zhang San" was given by a certain network expert. At that time, after Zhang San used the ALCOHOL system for a period, he went to the official website of ALCOHOL.COM for evaluation, but unexpectedly he failed to pass the test. An online expert said at that time, if Wang Er is not good enough, just call him Zhang San. It is a second-level status, but I think it is about the same. It is considered to take care of your age. So with a wave of his hand, he was approved as "Zhang San". This expert is even more hateful than the expert who thought ALCHOHOL was a monkey. In this era, as long as one has a reputation, an illiterate or illiterate person can become an expert, which is really harmful.

On the day the courier company delivered Zhang San’s ID card, his wife and son both couldn’t stop giggling. Zhang San swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, thought about it, and decided to take his anger out on them. He first blamed his wife and said, "What do you do for food?" And as a network security officer, you don’t care if a hacker gets into your husband’s head! The wife turned her head sharply, gave him a fierce look through her fluttering hair and said, "You're talking nonsense!" Why do hackers get into your head? Besides, if you had actually gone in, you would have become dementia by now! Zhang San's son laughed out loud, "Hey, dementia!" Zhang San then went to his son, why are you so rude? Do you know how to talk to adults? I see you tinkering with that pile of crap all day long. What is that? Is it also considered a computer? The wife said, why don’t you count it? Do you know computers very well, classmate Zhang San? The son also laughed and said, "Classmate Zhang San, can you give me your monkey to play with for two days?" Anyway, you don’t need it anymore. Idle time is idle. People say that young people’s super reflexes are low, which is actually more suitable for cultivating mirror neurons. Maybe I can become a bad guy and become famous in one fell swoop, okay? Please, hehe, lovely Ah San... Zhang San was stunned for a long time, and finally laughed in annoyance, but suddenly thought about it. He said at that time, whatever! I'll just be my own Zhang San. I believe I can still make a name for myself in the name of Zhang San! Then Fenran began to put on this new vest to create a joke about CPUs and mobile phones.

The ALCOHOL system consists of software and hardware. The software's complex data surges through dense computer chips, and the hardware is the brain connector, commonly known as the helmet. At this point, scientists are finally able to connect computers with the human brain, so when they say "control the future of mankind", it is not necessarily all bragging. Zhang San's son wore his father's helmet for a while and was immersed in it every day. He didn't take it off for a long time, not knowing what he was doing. It stands to reason that the children of the future generation will not have a favorable impression of any kind of education, but when Zhang San went back on his word and drove him away two months later, this kid was still a little reluctant to leave.

The reason Zhang San regretted it was that people said his debut novel was misleading to children. Zhang San was so angry that he finally realized that everything depends on fame these days. Compared with Wang Eryi, is Zhang San nothing? Zhang San decided to regroup. He put on his helmet again and began to grab UPU, MPU and other accessories to enhance the efficiency of his computer. For a time, the atmosphere at home was strange and inexplicable. The son became irritable and restless, and the key to his wife's studio had to be changed. Zhang San didn't care about the consequences of doing this, and just thought, no matter what, hey, Zhang San must be upgraded to Wang Er as soon as possible.

Wang Er is one of the most accomplished humor masters in the Chinese literary world at the end of the last century. He is the only writer status provided in ALCOHOL's "Star-attracting Technique" strategic plan. Together with many other experts and celebrities, The identities are juxtaposed for selection, which proves that humorous literature is the only remaining fruit in contemporary times. The so-called "star-attracting method" is "a great way to absorb the essence of stars' thoughts." The ALCOHOL system stimulates some sensory areas of the cerebral cortex through brain connectors, and at the same time activates a large number of mirror neurons in a certain ray direction. This hypnotic-like method is used to instill specific information into the user's brain, allowing the user to deeply understand and fully master another mode of thinking. At the same time, an appropriate amount of virtual memory is generated, ultimately achieving the goal of imitating and becoming another person. A person is not only his (her) talent, but even his (her) soul.

Overall, the ALCOHOL system is very successful. It is said that many people have fulfilled their dreams and become geniuses and become famous overnight. Of course, less successful situations like Zhang San's are also common, but it is due to personal reasons, but there is nothing that can be done. Zhang San lamented the unfairness of his fate and was angry at the monkey for looking for trouble... However, in the end, he decided to take his anger out on his wife and children because they were too unsupportive of his career. Zhang San stood up from the chair, pretending to stretch, but suddenly turned his head to his son and said, "Children still use UPU, what on earth are you trying to do?"

The theory that hackers invade the brain is based on such a rumor: It is said that in the late stage of the research and development phase, the monkeys in the ALCOHOL laboratory once performed very amazing actions. Some of the monkeys suddenly cried at midnight, and the sound It's shrill and rhythmic, and if you listen carefully, it's clearly the popular humming tune! What's more, some monkeys actually spoke at one point, shouting shrilly for equality and freedom! ALCOHOL's explanation is that the staff may have mistakenly entered the wrong instructions, or the program itself may have been an overreaction caused by imperfections. But the public is more inclined to believe that besides hackers, who has such creativity and courage to dare to make monkeys shout "freedom"?

Zhang San’s son indeed has the rebellious spirit of a hacker. At this moment, he looked his father in the eyes and said, San, you stole someone else’s UPU, how can you still be so confident? Zhang San's eyes widened, I am your father, how dare you doubt me?

When ALCOHOL's helmet was finally taken off the monkey's head and turned to the human head, while the public was crazy about it, a few elements also maintained considerable vigilance. A network expert once pointed out that using programs to directly modify the human brain, such a complex technology, will inevitably have loopholes. What if hackers and others take advantage of it and get into the human brain to do whatever they want? This network expert was a crosstalk speaker in his early years, but he changed his career halfway to worry about the country and the people. It is inevitable that he still lacks some technical literacy. He didn't know that the scope of a hacker's abilities was limited to computers after all, and that any threat to the human brain could only have an indirect impact - for example, someone put on a helmet and saw a pig, and then he felt a numbness in his scalp and began to feel nervous in his heart. He fell in love with this pig... When he finally took off his helmet, he would vomit. It turned out that the visual information in the computer was compromised by hackers. His original identity was Napoleon. As we all know, his love with the beautiful Josephine was Napoleon. An important turning point in life... Such accidents happen from time to time, but they are often discovered in time and are just annoying pranks, let alone the serious problem of "hackers getting into people's brains". But Zhang San has always supported the Internet expert's remarks and is completely devoted to him, not only because of his association with humorous art, but also because Zhang San feels that he has a serious problem now.

ALCOHOL is such a far-reaching and lucrative project that the government came forward to formulate corresponding assessment methods and recognized the legitimacy of its status. This move promoted social change - there was a time when college graduates ran around with Level 4 and Level 6 certificates, but now the certificates they get are often printed with Einstein, Bill Gates... The Times The huge waves are rolling forward, and Zhang San is among them. He is engaged in literature but has no good status. He is called Ah San all day long. Do you think he can not get angry?

Zhang San’s son also got angry, his eyes narrowed to a slit with red light, saying, you thief, Ah San, why don’t you admit it? How shameless! Zhang San gritted his teeth and sneered, "Are you a bad boy who wants to be a hacker?" When Zhang San's wife heard this, she became excited. There were hackers everywhere, but my mother's eyes could never get sand... The house suddenly became a mess.

UPU (Unclear processing unit) is a component that can accelerate the efficiency of data transmission and enhance the strength of computer networking. The more of this kind of thing the better for the new generation of computers. Among Zhang San's son's pile of weird treasures, there were several green eggs that looked like this, but then they disappeared one after another. He had no choice but to ask his mother for help. His mother punished rapists and eradicated evil on the Internet. She relied purely on computers to make a living. She had a super powerful configuration and lent him a big guy like an ostrich egg, which was worth the original five yuan. But now even the ostrich eggs are not guaranteed, the computer cannot run fast, the authentication system of the ALCOHOL website cannot be connected, and time is tight. Can this not make people anxious?

Zhang San’s son is fourteen years old. Today he has no choice but to tell his father that I have passed an identity authentication of ALCOHOL. Today is the final review. My motor nerve reaction speed will be tested online. After passing it, I will be Bruce Lee! How can Zhang San believe it? What a fart! I've been around for so long and haven't become a king yet. Who are you, a kid? You dare to be called Bruce Lee? Zhang San's son thought that it was impossible not to show his hand at this point, so he raised his leg and gently touched Zhang San's chin with his toes, tapping it until he reached it, to show that what he said was true.

In this way, Zhang San was kicked by Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee's legs were like two springs, guerrilla and unsteady. They were really powerful. This was something that ordinary people couldn't pretend to be. The facts were before his eyes. Zhang San was shocked, his chest felt tight, stars were shining in his eyes, and he felt as uncomfortable as if he had suffered an internal injury.

Zhang San’s son saw that his father was finally restrained and said, Ah San, can you return the UPU to me this time? The experts over there are still waiting for me. Where did you put them? However, his mother reprimanded him and said, "Look at your child's fussy behavior and frighten your father!" He turned around and saw Zhang San caressing his chin with his hand. His eyes were straightened and he was muttering to himself, what is the truth... Zhang San's son's heart moved, and Youyou said: We must Prove your own value and affirm your own existence. In this era of drastic changes, this era of passion... A true teacher should not be a giver of truth, he should be a guide, a person who leads to the truth. The guide of the road, and the truth can only be discovered by yourself... When he said these words, the billions of cells in the brain of this fourteen-year-old boy were full of vitality and moving, faintly showing a mirror image. , vague and profound, this is the reappearance of the great wisdom of mankind. That's Bruce Lee.

Zhang San was kicked by Bruce Lee and fainted for a while. Like an enlightenment, he suddenly returned to the wonderful feeling he had when he was a child. Decades of growth flashed back before his eyes, and only the sad, angry and helpless little boy in the dim afternoon sunshine was frozen in the depths of time and space for a long time. Zhang San finally understood that the child was crying loudly because of his inexplicable existence in this unpredictable world.

Zhang San turned his head and saw his son's eyes flashing and his wife's long hair still flying. He suddenly realized that all of this was both real and illusory, and the time and space around him was about to collapse into the absurd atmosphere of his childhood. Zhang San couldn't stand it anymore and was swaying. He walked to the coffee table, picked up the phone and dialed a number.

Zhang San’s son looked at his father’s back, frowned, and said to his mother, what should we do? It’s too late! The mother touched his head and said, silly boy, I still have an ostrich egg there, go and get it. Seeing the boy jumping away with joy, the long-haired woman turned her head to Zhang San and stared at him for a long time. She hesitated several times before quietly retreating.

The middle-aged man named Zhang San was talking to the phone, choking and saying, Mom, can you come over here, I... I'm sick again.

It wasn’t written by me, but it’s good

It was definitely not written by me, it was written by the screen name “Sanctimonious”