NB is an Internet term

I am a rookie in the game.

NB is the one who says when introducing himself to strangers: "Hello, I am very NB!"

NB is the one who defecated in the toilet of Xiyi for four years. But it never crossed once.

NB found a fly in the porridge while eating at the fourth restaurant, but still drank the bowl of porridge with gusto.

NB is when I was fetching water from the water room in the east courtyard, I put my hand in the hot water under the faucet and burned off the layers of skin, but I still said it felt so good.

NB was in the classroom on the first floor of East 5 when he was studying in the evening. He turned the ringtone of his mobile phone to the maximum volume and then received a call from a stranger. Regardless of whether he was a man or a woman, he said in the loudest voice: "Hello. ! ! ! ! !” : "How about we practice together? My AK is very good."

NB even if he picks his nose in front of a girl he doesn't like and shows her, it won't work in front of a girl he likes. Pick your nose and show it to her.

NB went to the grove in the west courtyard on a dark night to watch a pair of lovers kiss until both his and her faces turned red.

NB was the one who found out that there was no toilet paper after going to the toilet at his girlfriend’s house and shouted at the top of his lungs: “Auntie, can you get me some roll paper?”

NB is just that He and his girlfriend ran to the roof of the 8th floor, performed titanic standard movements next to the mast, and then shouted to the sky: "Honey, I miss you!"

NB was just angry. When I was angry, I would run 10 laps on the playground and pull 50 horizontal bars. After returning to the dormitory, I would crawl on the bed and do 100 push-ups.

NB was surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe for 24 hours without eating a meal, smoking three Hongtashan in a row, dedicating love and donating blood the next morning, and then taking the final college physics exam in the afternoon.

NB is riding a bicycle in the middle of the road and making freestyle and frog movements, of course with your hands off the handlebars.

NB I ate at the most NB restaurant on the Qingdao-Daji Road and stretched out my biceps to show off to the boss without paying. After that, I was flattened but still refused to pay.

NB said to the barber when he was getting a haircut in the barber shop: "Shave me clean, and then give me oil!"

NB recharged his mobile phone in the business hall. He looked at the beautiful sales lady with SMM eyes and said, "Miss, are you free tonight?"

NB didn't show any anger at all after someone stepped on his foot on the bus, but instead smiled. Said to the person involved: "It feels so good, can we do it again?"

NB was competing with his brother on the upper bunk bed in the middle of the night in a snoring competition and finally lost to him, so he flattened him with the stick he had prepared. He sleeps with me.

NB even dared to run naked in his boys’ dormitory and also dared to run naked on the playground in broad daylight in the cold winter.

NB just spent a day filling the forums and woke up the next day to find that he could actually buy 10 diamond rings.

After reading this post, NB yelled: "I just read the post and didn't reply. You said you are NB, but in fact I am more NB than you!"

NB is clearly so. The warrior who had just reached 70 ran to play the hero dungeon, causing the team to be destroyed N times, but was scolded by his teammates, but instead scolded his teammates to the point of being more docile than a monster that turned into a sheep.