1 "Who can avoid getting stabbed in the rivers and lakes? Baituoshan bone-strengthening powder has miraculous effects when taken internally or externally. If you get stabbed, apply a pack of it to ensure that your waist will dodge if you want to get stabbed a second time." Take one packet and live to 200 without looking old. Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder, a powder for youth and powder for friendship, is a designated nutritional product of Huashan Lunjian. It is available in all major medical clinics and pharmacies in this town. Please look for the black powder when purchasing. Toad trademark. "

2 Have you been to the second spring in the world? I've heard people talk about it twice. There is Erqing Temple next to the second spring. In that Taoist temple, there were two Taoist priests. They like to play the erhu next to the second spring, and the song is called Erquan Yingyue.

3 "Each goes back to his own home, each finds his own mother!"

4 I am Guo Furong; I love martial arts; I come from the world; I am different

5 Big Mouth: Is Pinggu a little red? I am his fan

6 Lao Bai: We must do a good job in fire prevention, theft prevention and anti-corrosion

The shopkeeper: Anti-corrosion?

Lao Bai: Prevent food from rotting

7 Zi once said: "Conspiracy is the enemy of love."

8 "What, dead? All dead Where is the crime scene? Are there any witnesses, physical evidence, or temporary residence permit?”

9 Guo Furong: Don’t worry! It's all on me!

Li Dazui: Steal my lines

Bai Zhantang: What’s this? It’s not fun...

Li Dazui: Then I am the Sunflower Acupuncture Hand! Are you happy? ?

Bai Zhantang: What is it? Zi once said...

Lu Xiucai: I'm wrong I'm really wrong.at the begin. If I don't marry my husband will never die if my husband would not die I wouldn't be here...

Everyone looked at each other.

Bai Zhantang: What the hell is this?

Shopkeeper Tong (thinking about himself): It was wrong. It was wrong from the beginning. If I didn’t marry her, my husband would not die. A place...

Everyone: How do you know what he said?

Shopkeeper Tong: Well, this sentence is the most classic, (gesture) overwhelming! ! ! ! !

Everyone said: Sister-in-law~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! !

Shopkeeper Tong: Okay, okay, that’s it.

10 Bai Zhantang: If you want to die, there are many ways. Go west and there is a Xiliang River.

Visitor: I can swim, especially snorkeling.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a cliff and jump off.

Tourist: I jumped over the building and let the draft blow me back.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a bottle of poison.

Tourist: I drank pesticides, fake ones, and had diarrhea for half a month.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a rope... something stronger.

Visitor: I searched for it, but it was hit by an earthquake halfway through the hoisting. The house collapsed. My neck was fine, but my leg was broken. Now it hurts every time it rains.

(Then Bai Zhantang fainted...)