Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century.
Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.
No heartless person will give his heart to others.
5. The female man plays Lolita, sells cute, and the man looks weak.
6. As soon as the girls in this class turned around, the boys in the class jumped off the building.
7. Happiness is dead. He married loneliness as a companion, and then he had a child named Memory.
8. If being handsome is also a mistake, I would rather make a mistake again and again.
9. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.
10. Women like men who are not good-looking, and don't like men who are not good-looking.
1 1. Where I fell, I lay down.
12. You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not with me.
13. Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.
14. I love you only through my mouth, but through my heart.
15. It is difficult to attend classes at noon on weeding day. A small book, a morning.
16. I live in a humble abode, leading a cowardly life and a very angry life.
17. I admire myself very much, and sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.
18. In class, the teacher suddenly said, Stop talking and wake up.
19. Buying a computer without broadband is like having wine and meat, and becoming a monk before eating.
20. Be an excellent person when you are alive, and do your homework when you are dead. No one has died in life since ancient times, and we will continue to do our homework in the afterlife.
2 1. There is love besides teeth.
22. If the water is running, I want to pee for no reason. Shh, shh.
23. It is better to learn Chinese for one year than to talk about QQ for half a year.
24. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, and you can't give yourself happiness.
There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!
26. Don't stare at me. Think of yourself as a palette.
27. In the dead of night, listening to the pendulum swing indifferently. Night and sleep enveloped the earth, and all was silent.
28. If you want to hug yourself, you should put it down first.
29. I have a dream that I am as thin as a shadow. Do all chubby girls have this ideal?
30. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
3 1. No more tears, only your indifference.
32. Don't cling to the pot. There is only a fried rice in the pot.
No one has the obligation to live for another person, and no one knows you better than your parents.
34. Now my computer and I are about to collapse.
35. Fat, why are you always so attached to me?
36. I will take you to the end;
37. Poor Ni Zeng smiled back and charmed the abbot.
38. "Master, I dreamed that I was lovelorn, so sad." "Don't worry, dreams and reality are opposites, and you can't find a girlfriend."
39. No heartless person will give his heart to others.
40. Take your girlfriend to the amusement park to take a roller coaster. Other people's girlfriends: ah ~ ah ~ how horrible! Girlfriend: Ouch!
4 1. You can hold it, and I can hold it firmly;
42. It was love at first sight. This is not love, this is face. . .
43. I once passed a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.
44. Part I: Maybe it seems so; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.
45. Sadness turns left and happiness comes.
46. Apply for two deductions from now on, and leave them for future children to write papers, so that they can show off their achievements with friends.
47. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.
48. Everyone has an indestructible line of defense in his heart.
49. Have a big milk name and enjoy the treatment of mistresses!
50. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.
5 1. It's mine. Do not move. It's not mine. Help me put it there, too.
As soon as the girls in this class turned around, all the boys in the class jumped off the building.
53. Classmate, I will return the two tea eggs I owe you next semester.
54. The world is too big to meet you; The world is too small to lose you.
55. You are not Lin Daiyu. Don't be as sad as others.
Talk about the cute and funny version of self-entertainment personality
Talk about the cute and funny version of self-entertainment personality
1, the famous flower I love is taken. It's terrible to love me.
2, the number of shameless more, that is called excellent psychological quality.
I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well.
The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.
The function of alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in another position.
6. In today's society, it is more important to take a mobile phone in the toilet than paper!
7, quarreling on QQ, not the accumulation of swearing, but the speed of typing.
8. ahhh! ! The three male gods among the heirs are all cancer!
9. For many people, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!
10, people who want to read this sentence are as handsome and lovely as kimi.
1 1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?
12, it's not terrible to drop the net, what's terrible is to drop it one by one.
13, long hair and waist is just a bucket waist.
14, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't go into the water.
15, go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and make others vomit!
16, if people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone attacks me, I will drive that person crazy.
17, the younger siblings are shorter, more frustrated and more awkward.
18, when I was a child, I had no money at home, and I kept flying kites with a rope tied to a plastic bag.
19, I hope one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!
20. When doing chemistry experiments in class, our teacher said, "Did the students in the front row buy insurance?"
2 1, why didn't the bad guys attack Xiao Moxian after she had been transformed for so long?
22. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you catch it.
23. It is more difficult to kill a Q pet than to kill a person.
24. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to plant.
When you hold the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.
26. It is said that handing in a blank piece of paper can get three points, which is called clean paper.
27. The mid-term exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but after the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength.
28, two schoolmasters, two schoolmasters, college entrance examination, college entrance examination! One didn't write his name and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. What an honor! What an honor!
29. "Is my face oily?" "reflective, can't see clearly"
30. There are three possibilities for girls to suffer from insomnia: 1. Miss their boyfriends; 2. I miss the boy I secretly love; Eat too much
3 1. When the teacher asks me to answer questions in class, I always say, "Teacher, look at the answer and I'll see if it's right."
If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!
33. I like snacks best, but if someone trades snacks for EXO, I will not hesitate to say, no, this is my life.
34. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.
35. If anyone burns my sister's paradise, I will stew her wings.
36. "Your lips are cracked." "I forgot to put on lip balm." "I put it in my mouth. Can I share it with you? "
37. The most tragic thing in the world is to buy delicious food and meet the foodies at the same table.
38. As soon as I left Wifi, I felt that my mobile phone was scrapped.
39. My deskmate is a schoolmaster. Even if I am scolded by my teacher one day, he can take me to Demassia!
40. I don't envy the little grape pro EXO. I am not blind. How can I not envy! Ah, sincere envy and jealousy!
Happy personality signature for self-entertainment.
1: I am afraid that one day I will touch you and accompany you to the end.
He said to Chen Yi, Zhao Mosheng, you run too slowly. How did I let you catch up with you in the first place
3. The person I like has the warmth of his whole body.
4: You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.
Those smiling eyes are not suitable for frowning.
I know I can't say such touching sweet words to please you.
7: It is a kind of respect not to disturb your predecessor.
8. I explained with personal experience that it is best not to be a lover if you can be a friend.
9: Even if I think of you in a bad mood, I can't help smiling.
10: The whole world knows that I like you. Are you a pig?
1 1: I dreamed that the male god dreamed of me, and my dreams were all the opposite. Are you saying that my male god dreamed of me?
12: Do you think you are just poor at math? In fact, you are very poor in every subject, especially math.
13: You can't leave Ni Hui Happiness after reading it.
14: I crossed the mountains and seas, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.
15: Are you happy just by smelling him?
16: "My adolescent rebellion is not as good as my sister's violent childhood! 』
17: I realized that the bride meant to take over from his mother and then take care of her son.
18: The highest state of a friend is that you are gay in the eyes of others.
19: Everyone must have played with magnets, but 100% didn't buy them.
20: What is tender is when tofu is sandwiched with chopsticks.
2 1: Your head is too ugly to kill Matt. I don't want to communicate with you and make friends with you.
I will use my grades to prove how happy I am in these five months.
After all, everyone has been in each other's hearts for such a long and wonderful time.
After all, we lost time. Let's talk. It's too late to review! !
25: Does the strangeness of old age and death count as your long-term love?
26: Ten years later, it was people who fell in love at the age of 16 or 17 who entered the marriage hall. How proud I am.
You should be glad that although I didn't look for you, I can stay alone in a group.
Give me a Chen Yi, and I will be as brave as Zhao Mosheng.
29: Sisters are boyfriends who care more about themselves than themselves.
30: I haven't held a girl's hand for a long time, and even holding a pickled chicken feet feels tender.
3 1: I miss you so much. You suddenly appeared in front of me, and then I hugged you and told you how much I missed you.
I remember the name of the person I love is Yang Zhibo.
Teacher, you are great, knowing that we won't listen. You have to pretend to be strong and go on.
34: You don't have to eat for life just because you are jealous.
35: If you are willing to peel it off layer by layer ... I don't want to.
36: Cold boiled water can quench thirst, and the truth is touching.
37:[ I selfishly want your happiness because of me]
38:[ You are my sunshine, which I can't refuse even if I want to]
I love you very hard, so don't persuade me to give up.
If a person I hate confesses to me, I won't hate him anymore, because I can't refuse a man with vision.
4 1: The best people will embrace all your anxieties at the intersection.
42: At first glance, you don't look very good. If you look closely, you might as well see it at first sight!
43: Not everyone can be as lonely as He Chenyi for a long time.
44:[ I'm afraid I won't get used to it after separating your good dependence]
45: What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.
You see, I can put my arms around your neck on tiptoe and lean against you in flat shoes, so I can stick to your heart. You see how suitable we are.
47: 【 Snow White's story tells us that seven diaosi's company for several years is not as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai. ]
I have missed you for a long time.
49: what's it like to suddenly hate someone ... spicy strips don't even want to be given to ta!
50: We agreed to go to Whitehead together. You can't bake oil secretly.
5 1: The happiest time is when there is a blue sky around you.
Don't leave me. I can't walk around here alone.
53: We didn't talk about it, but we used the couple's screen name and the couple's head picture.
54: 54: Neighbors whose WiFi is not encrypted are good neighbors.
55: I thought there was nothing wrong with staying. I thought I was sad. You'll understand.
56: Girls should not find too handsome boys as boyfriends, but leave them to men.
57: Except two of a kind, all deep love is sad.
If you grow old overnight, I will still love you as before.
59: The best state of a couple is probably to get along as good friends, but to protect you as a boyfriend.
I know some people will leave me, whether I want to face it or not.
6 1: Avril Ramona Lavigne said that only women can tell who a bitch is. .
62: I couldn't stop laughing after listening to other people's jokes. As a result, even the air became cold.
Humorous sentences that amuse oneself.
1. Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.
Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, you will be frozen into ice.
Don't despair when you feel ugly, poor and useless, because at least your judgment is right.
You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I am silly on the other end.
It was wonderful in ancient times. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.
6. Flowers bloom into the sea, and missing becomes a disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.
7. If you were born with jade sacred beam, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner?
8. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion
9. That day I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, can't have a holiday.
10. You don't want to plant flowers, you say, I don't want to see them drop a little. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.
1 1. It doesn't matter if you are fat, at least you are ugly.
12. Time will separate us one day, but. Even so, we will stay together until that day comes.
13. Time is the devil, it will disappear everything, including love and youth.
14. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.
15. They are all too strong, and they all cover up all their sadness with smiles, so they will be so sad and annihilated in the end.
16. I am lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.
17. Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.
18. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.
19. Now I can understand that as long as there is someone I want to see, I am no longer lonely.
20. I ate a drawer of steamed bread in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the wild power in me!
2 1. Because of you, I want to be a better person and don't want to be a burden to you, so I only try to prove that I deserve you.
22. Some fish can never be caged, because they belong to the sky.
23. Where people miss you is where you belong.