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Old man: Hello, haha. The air in this park is fresh in the morning... Okay, let’s practice. Oops. Young man: It’s gone. I can’t find it. Old man: I’ve lost something. Help me find it. What’s missing? Young man: How can I live without you? Old man: Don’t ask, I must have lost my money. No one can survive without money. Young man: Money cannot be compared with you. Old man: Gold ring. Young man: Gold has a price, but you have no price, old man. : Diamond Youth: Pearls and diamonds are not as dazzling as your brilliance. Old Man: Dazzling? Throw a lightbulb. Young man: Only you can open it... Old man: Hi. Young man with the key: Open my heart. Old man: Huh? Lost the scalpel? Young man: Where have you been? Old man: Go? Yo, I've lost you. Young man: It's only been three years. Old man: Child. Three years old. Young man: I have always loved you deeply. Old man: Huh? The object is lost? Young man: But you abandoned me forever. Old man: Haha... This boy is heartbroken, haha... Young man: Hey, this is right here. This is where we first met. Old man: This is where my wife and I met for the first time. You young man: I remember here was a bright lake, green hillsides, stone benches and stone tables under the willow shade. The old man: Back then, there was dirty and ugly water, bare hillsides, and a pile of dead garbage under the dead trees. There's a broken iron pot attached to the cat, it's disgusting. Young man: We were brought together by the willow shade and we fell in love at first sight. Old man: We were matchmakers who promised to be our parents. Young man: We met in the early autumn. At that time, I felt relaxed, happy and slightly chilled. Old man: I The first time I met my wife was in the dog days of summer. We were both white-haired and sweaty. The young man: I remember that I was wearing a white T-shirt and light blue jeans. The old man: I was wearing a gray cloth double-breasted jacket. You are still wearing crotchless pants here...Young man: You seem to be wearing a light yellow shirt and a light red skirt. You have a ponytail and your dignified and beautiful face shows youthful vitality and gentle temperament. Old man: Our wife What she was wearing was this, this, this... Oops, I can’t remember clearly. What impressed me the most was the bangs on my forehead... Young man: We were both reading English silently at the time, holding textbooks in our hands. Old man: The matchmaker brought her here and in this hand. He is still clutching the almanac...Young man: I say to you gently: "hello, nice to meet you!" Old man: The matchmaker said: "Today is an auspicious day, so the two of you can make eye contact."

"Hehe...Young man: So the two of us sat face to face on this stone bench. Old man: My wife and I are our backs leaning against each other. Young man: I am nervous when facing a stranger of the opposite sex for the first time. This makes me feel slightly nervous inside. The trembling old man: This is the first time I met a woman like this and I got goosebumps all over my body. The young man: We walked alone by the lake. The old man: Later, the matchmaker brought us a grain store. Young man: I sang I will love you for ten thousand years, hum. Husband, wife, I love you. We both entered the dream of love. The old man: The matchmaker asked her to carry 20 kilograms of mung beans, but I carried 40 kilograms of noodles and asked us to send her home. Youth: How we cherish this beautiful time. The old man: That matchmaker knows how to trick people. Young man: I looked at you deeply and you looked at me lovingly. Our eyes were intertwined for a long time... Old man: I held my face and wanted to take a look at our wife. Oops, my neck is twisted. Young man: I have kept your beautiful figure in my mind since then. Old man: My neck can’t stand up straight now. Young man: You left me with wonderful memories. Old man: I lost a disabled man who cannot be cured. Young man: For Speeding up the pace of love, we talked and chatted all morning. Old man: In order to save money on the car, the matchmaker asked us to carry and walk for more than a long time. Young man: We look forward to the future from now on. Old man: We carried it all the way from Longtan Lake to Baita Temple. Young man: Oh, I didn’t feel tired at all. Old man: Oh, I’m sweating so much. Young man: She picked a rose and said to me softly: "You give me Can I put it on? "Old man: Our wife said: "Find a rolling pin to dry your neck." Young man: Oh, after hearing this, I almost went crazy with joy. Old man: I feel stupid after hearing these words. Young man: You are worthy of being a member of the new era. Female old man: Which village is she from? Young man: She... A knowing smile showed a deep wine cup on her face. Old man: Our wife Yilehei has a mouth full of yellow teeth. Young man: I need to increase my calories at that time. Old man: Ouch At that time, my stomach was growling. Young man: She was really sensitive. Old man: Our wife was very enlightened. Young man: She immediately bought two sandwiches and ice cream. Old man: Our wife bought four old corns that had just come out of the pot. Young man: She was affectionate. The ground said to me: "These are nutritious, eat them quickly!" "Old man: Our wife said: These are all grains. Why don't you chew them? Young man: Facing you, I ate so sweetly. Old man: I was about to chew when I remembered my wife's mouth and teeth. I was so stunned that I couldn't swallow it. Young man: So we The two established a love relationship. The old man: Oh, that’s how the fate of parents depends. The young man: Every day we go to Karaoke, sing, dance, and play until late at night. The old man: Every day, we work, wash clothes, and do There is no end to the meal. Young man: We can be said to be a fraternity before the flowers and under the moon. We have vowed to kiss me. My old man: Just because of such a trivial matter, we have a bruised nose and a swollen face. Don’t be embarrassed. Young man: The loyal love is filling my heart. I can’t help it. It is estimated that the wealth he enjoys is Shakespeare's famous saying. Old man: My daughter-in-law has not been married for three days. This is what my uncle said about the young man: Whenever we say goodbye, you always give me a sweet kiss. Old man: One time in a fight, I almost bit my nose. The young man came down: So I proposed to marry her right away. The old man: No, I have to give in to her. The young man: I'm afraid you'll change your mind. The old man: I'm even more afraid that she'll beat me to death. The young man: I love her and I love her father even more. She is an overseas Chinese old man: I am afraid of her and even more afraid of her brother. Her brother can do monkey boxing. Young man: Just for her, I spend a lot of money. Old man: She is for me. My wife can make water with just one penny. Young man: : It cost me tens of thousands of yuan to buy a brand-name dress for it. Old man: The dress we got married has been passed down by my wife for eight years. Young man: Do you think a salaryman like me can afford such high consumption? Old man: I collect scraps. Wife Leng saved a lot of money for me. Young man: Oh, because of her, I almost lost my job. Old man: She secretly went to work for me. Young man: I had a financial crisis. Old man: Our little life is getting richer and richer. Young man: I really regret that I loved her too much. Old man: I hate that I didn’t take her seriously. Young man: Hey, I haven’t seen her for a long time since that day. Old man: She is always waiting for me to come back at the door every day. Ah, young man: One time she gave me a sudden blow. Old man: One time, she made me overjoyed. Young man: She sent me a heartless letter. Old man: She bought me a flowered shirt. Young man: I read the letter. Content: She is simply a poisonous snake. Old man: When I saw the trademark, it was still a crocodile brand. Hey...Young man: It turned out that her father found a rich man for her abroad. Old man: Later, her brother found a job for her.

Young man: She served as someone else's personal secretary. Old man: She became a team leader in the cleaning team. Young man: She wants to break up with me. Old man: She cares about me very much. Young man: Hey, she also said that rich people are married couples without money. Two people are separated. Old man: It’s true that after a long time, people know their strength. Young man: Her face is white, but her heart is black. Old man: Her teeth are yellow, but her heart is red. Young man: Money has torn up the disguised love network. Old man: True love creates a happy family. Young man: Alas, fate does not follow one’s wishes. Old man: Everything depends on human effort. Young man: Even now, I really envy the happiness and happiness of those elderly people in their later years. Old man: Back then, I was jealous of young people messing around on the streets. Chewing hahaha...Young man: You, you'd better die abroad. I won't miss you for a little while. Old man: Although you go to heaven, I will always miss you. Young man: You are alive. In my heart, you are dead forever. Old man: She...is dead, she will always be alive in my heart, my wife, I have to come here every day, I, I, I want...I want to say a few words to you, but every time I come out, I have to find myself. It's all neat and tidy. Isn't that what you did? Even though I'm alone, I can't let others laugh at me. Don't worry, my dear...and you.