1. No, which is equivalent to the current OK. 2. Before the Qing Dynasty entered the customs, all the generals learned from the Three Kingdoms. They printed a thousand copies of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and sent them to each general as an internal document... 3. If someone messes with you, you immediately pounce on him, bite him, and die. Don't let go, what is this, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab. 4. I was hired by you, and I am loyal to you. If you don’t listen to my idea, bye-bye, I will find another boss. 5. Neither Emperor Huan nor Emperor Ling was suitable to be emperor... Emperor Ling's hobbies were literature, art and architectural art. He is quite knowledgeable about architecture. He did research all day long and ended up building a tap water system in the palace! Moreover, he also wanted to promote his scientific research results throughout the city, announcing that he would make all the people in the city drink tap water - you are the emperor, not the one who works in water supply and sewage! 6. The imperial court sent people to investigate King Wu, but no weapons of mass destruction were found. 7. Cao Cao’s first official position was the Northern Wei of Luoyang County, which was equivalent to the deputy county-level public security director. 8. Cao Cao was short in stature, probably about the same size as me. Compared with Zhuge Liang, who is 1.84 meters tall, it can only be regarded as an unqualified defective product. 9. Cao Cao likes beautiful women. No matter where he goes, he likes to "hunt rabbits" and recruit some beauties! 10. Baby, come back, okay? Stop making trouble and come back with me... (Cao Cao advised his wife to go home) 11. Cao Cao said to the princes: "Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo - Dong Zhuo has burned Luoyang and kidnapped the emperor. We can basically classify him as a terrorist organization." 12. Lu Bu thought: Cao Cao, this thief, is so cunning! 13. Yuan Shao entertained guests at home all day long. In today's terms, it was like holding a salon and holding a party. There was a lot of traffic and a bustling crowd. This incident attracted the attention of the authorities at that time. 14. Yuan Shu thought that the title of emperor was like a trademark under our current market economy conditions. He had to rush to register it. He thought that if he registered the trademark of emperor first, others would not be able to do anything to him. Unexpectedly, he became the "target of public criticism". . 15. Brothers Yuan Shang and Yuan Xi thought together: "Let's invite Gongsun Kang to drink, and we'll do it at the banquet!" Gongsun Kang also thought together: "Why don't I invite these two brothers to drink, and do it at the banquet?" I made them both..." It turned out that Gongsun Kang made them! 16. This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a kind of genius. He will not listen to any correct opinions that are beneficial to him, but he must listen to any wrong opinions that are detrimental to him. That is strange. . 17. Liu Bei is still very good at escaping. He was like a rat on a sea ship, always seeming to be the first to notice which ship was going to capsize... First he followed Gongsun Zan to fight Yuan Shao, then he followed Cao Cao to fight Lu Bu, and then he followed Yuan Shao to fight Cao Cao... 18. At that time The people in Jiangdong all called Sun Ce "Sun Lang" and Zhou Yu "Zhou Lang". Lang means young man, meaning to praise. Therefore, "Sun Lang" is "Sun Handsome Boy", and "Zhou Lang" is "Zhou Handsome Boy"... Handsome people like beauty, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu respectively married the two most beautiful girls at the time... It can be said that At this time, Zhou Yu was proud of everything on the battlefield, in officialdom, and in love... Anyway, I was very envious! 19. By the way, Jiang Gan was also wrongly accused - he had never stolen any books at all, he was not ugly, and he was also a handsome guy, because Zhou Yu was a handsome guy, and the handsome guy's friends... were usually the same handsome guy. 20. The so-called empty city plan was also made up... Zhuge Liang moved a piano, set up an incense burner, called two children, and sang karaoke on the tower... When Sima Yi saw Zhuge Liang playing the piano, he thought it was a trick and said, "I'll go up and play karaoke." Are you okay with me?" 21. Wu Zetian took the old ticket and boarded the harem's luxury yacht again. 22. Boys who are not naughty when they are young will be worthless when they grow up. 23. "Since the various princes who formed the Allied Forces are all east of Hangu Pass, this force is also called the Kwantung Allied Army, the Kwantung Allied Army, and the Kwantung Rebels~~~referred to as the 'Kwantung Army' (--!!! )" 24. Xiang Yu is so humane and so attractive to girls. I'm afraid girls at that time would marry someone like Xiang Yu. 25. As for Liu Bang, at this time, two girls were waiting on him to wash his feet.

Maybe like us modern people, we also get some foot massages or something. 26. Han Xin, you are not a kind person! 27. "What should Chao Cuo do at this time? He should hold his tail between his legs and be a good man, but he doesn't! Today's reforms will be followed by tomorrow's reforms. They are like a stick that disturbs the peace of the court." "It is necessary to cut down the vassal, but It's not like you, Chao Cuo, are so anxious." 28. Liu Bang suffered a stroke and suffered from rheumatoid arthritis after years of fighting and sleeping in the open. That is possible! 29. "Cao Cao's so-called 'Tuntian', Tun means the militarization of lifestyle; Tian means the centralization of production methods. This is a very clever policy! It is equivalent to Cao Cao establishing a 'Production and Construction Corps' more than 1,700 years ago. "Here!" 30. "Yuan Shao once invited Cao Cao to drink. While he was drinking, he took out a jade seal, which was probably carved by Yuan Shao himself, and discussed it with Cao Cao (weighed it with one hand and whispered). (like): 'Look...this thing, ah...how about it, let us two brothers do it~~'" 31. "Yuan Shao is a 'concubine' and Yuan Shu is a 'direct descendant', so Yuan Shu always looks down on Yuan Shao: 'Look, no wonder He was born to a little wife, so he can't do anything big~~ If you want to establish a new king, you should establish yourself. Why establish someone else? It's unnecessary.'" 32. "Their stupidity is directly proportional to their arrogance - Yuan Shao is more arrogant than Cao Cao, Yuan Shao is more arrogant than Cao Cao. Cao Cao is stupid; Yuan Shu is crazier than Yuan Shao, and Yuan Shu is even stupider than Yuan Shao. The best is the stupidest~~~" 33. "Although in the eyes of scholars, Dream of Red Mansions is the No. 1 Chinese novel, ordinary people still recognize Water Margin and Three Kingdoms. You see, the ancestors worshiped by all walks of life are all characters from the Three Kingdoms and Water Margin - the robbers worship Song Jiang as their ancestors; the thieves worship Shi Qian (--!)... the shaved ones worship Guan Yu... the God of Wealth too. Guan Yu... I think Guan Yu will become the founder of the matchmaking industry sooner or later, because Guan Yu pursues love. When he and Liu Bei were under Cao Cao, before they attacked Lu Bu, they told Cao Cao: After defeating Lu Bu, you must So-and-so married me. Cao Cao looked at it and said, "I'll take it for myself first." 34. "He who has his head shaved." What does Guan Yu have to do with it? During the Three Kingdoms period, people didn’t shave their heads and kept their hair full. It’s just that both the shaved man and Guan Yu had a knife in their hands~~ It reminds me of a couplet posted by a shaved man: "How big are the heads in the world? It depends on my skills!" Who dares to go in and shave their heads after seeing this?" 35. Many people who study history treat history as a corpse and put it on the dissecting table. Cut it bit by bit and take out the kidneys, liver, and heart for study. This might be one approach, but I don't really like it. I am a literature major, and I feel that when facing history, we must first feel its flesh and texture, and only then can we talk about research. 36. The real thing doesn’t look good, and the good-looking thing is unreal, so there must be a way to solve this problem. I think this method is "wonderful". The so-called "wonderful theory" means that history is on the inside and literature is on the outside. It has both historical truth and literary interest. 37. On Phoenix TV's "Century Lecture", the host asked me: You have been self-aware and self-confirmed for more than 50 years. You should give yourself an explanation, right? I don’t want to write a “eulogy” to myself so early. But if he wants to ask, then just say it! The explanation I give is that I am still a fun person after all. 38. I divide my speech style into three realms: the first is "righteous talk", which is based on historical facts, no nonsense, no nonsense, and maintains a serious academic attitude; the second is "interesting talk" , that is, emphasizing the vividness of expression on the basis of adhering to truth. In order to achieve this state, I will add some nonsensical and funny language. Sometimes nonsensicalness is necessary, just like adding pepper, MSG and other seasonings to cooking. It greatly arouses the audience's interest in listening; the third is "wonderful explanation", which is to analyze history on the basis of the first two explanations and enlighten the audience. This is the highest state. 39. “I am not an expert scholar, I am just a pathfinder, a person who walks through mines, and I may die at any time.

" 40. Did Sun Jian say this when he proposed, "If you want to marry, don't marry anyone else, you must marry me. Put on your dowry, take your sister, and drive your carriage." 41. Yi Zhongtian: There is a story in the book "Zhuangzi". Two Confucian scholars went to rob tombs. As you all know, tomb robbing is to steal things from dead people. The big Confucian was outside and the little Confucian went in to steal. After going in for a long time, nothing happened, so the Big Confucian asked: "Man, it's almost dawn, are you okay? "But he didn't find it easy to ask him, so he recited a poem, how to recite it, "It's done in the East...how things are going..." The little Confucian said: "I haven't untied the clothes of this dead man yet. Now I find that there is a bead in his mouth~~~" But he didn't say that, he also wanted to recite a poem, "Untied skirt, there is a bead in his mouth!" "Then the young Confucian began to pick beads out of the dead man's mouth. While doing so, he would recite a poem: "Green wheat is born on the tombstone." If you don’t give alms during life, why should you hold on to your treasures in death? "What does this sentence mean? "Green wheat, it grows on the slopes of hills. If you don’t donate money while you’re alive, what’s the point of holding a bead in your mouth when you’re dead? ” 42. It’s none of your business whether people donate or not. You just steal other people’s things, and you also have to talk about the truth and express it in the language of poetry. Are you disgusting, sour or sour, hypocritical or not? ” 43. Uncle or aunt, who has more face? 44. The girl is a spoiled customer, so she has a lot of face! 45. What a tragedy! 46. ??Why do you want to come to this world? What's the motive? 47. How about opening a host training class? The media nowadays are all mentally retarded. 48. Let me tell you, people nowadays can’t be leaders even if they are not mentally retarded! 49. Is the library made of paper? 50. I have never heard of storytelling! 51. How does the Chronicle of the Three Kingdoms describe Zhuge Liang: He is eight feet tall and has a very handsome appearance. What would he call a handsome guy? Call it Viagra? 52. Great aunt is great. When we say a woman is great, we call her great aunt. When we say it’s great to have a daughter, we call her great aunt. 53. When a king rules the world, he only needs one click. 54. A knife cannot be unsheathed casually. Blood must be seen when unsheathing. 55. People are forced out. 56． If you are simple, the world will be simple for you. 57. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is live.