Part 1 of sentences in the circle of friends that are tactful and satirical that people can pretend to be

1. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

2. You even believe the advertisements, you will be stupid by reading!

3. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

4. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

5. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

6. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.

7. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, but he is willing to be a cow under his skirt.

8. Marriage is the tomb of love - if there is no house, you can't even enter the tomb!

9. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.

10. I’m sorry to make you laugh.

11. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; dreaming when nominated for the gold medal.

13. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, which is like the feeling I have when I have a nightmare.

14. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich , and everyone is destined; if a man is reliable, sows will climb trees!

15. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students. Part 2 of sentences in Moments that people can pretend to be euphemistically sarcastic

16. You are just a remainder in a division equation. No matter how perfect the accessory is, it cannot compare to the original, not to mention that your accessory is just a defective product.

17. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

18. How can I bring out the beauty of the world without your presence?

19. You look so creative and live so courageously!

20. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

21. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

22. Hi! Brother, how can you develop more horizontally than vertically?

23. In the past, a woman wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back together with me.

24. The death of one person is a failure, but the death of millions of people is just a statistic.

25. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a dollar, hold down "ctrl-c" and then "ctrl-v"....

26. How a man dies: Sees a beautiful woman - slanders her to death, gets her hands on a beautiful woman - dies a beautiful woman.

27. People like you can only live for two episodes at most in a TV series.

28. Our goal: Focus on money and make big profits.

29. A big woman cannot be without power for a day, and a little woman cannot be without money for a day!

30. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics program has been properly implemented. Why didn’t your mother find out that you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you? Sentences for senior sarcastic people in their circle of friends

Sentences for senior sarcastic people in their circle of friends (Part 1)

1. Do you have childhood shadows? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and youth.

2. Looking at your teeth, do you and dogs have the same ancestor?

3. If the fooling around is done well, it is called love; if the domination is done well, it is called marriage; if the frigidity is done well, it is called strict chastity; and the impotence is called strict chastity. , if you hide it well, you can stay calm.

4. You look like a gentle person, but you don’t know how to speak human language.

5. I am always wandering between A and C.

6. I would rather understand you resisting desperately under a gangster than endure you being in a state of ecstasy under a man!

7. I think you are a professional net-weaver and specialize in catching penguins.

8. You graduated from a school for mentally retarded students, got perfect scores on every test, and won the highest scholarship every year.

9. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a dollar, hold down "ctrl-c" and then "ctrl-v"....

10. People say that I married you because of flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but - dog dung.

11. The roundest thing in the world does not have to be a ball, it can also be a person.

12. I have never seen you like this before, even though you said NO, you still confess your love so shamelessly.

13. It’s really nothing, but when Big Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.

14. You look so creative and live so courageously!

15. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again. Advanced sarcastic sentences for people's circle of friends (Part 2)

16. All women who are able to do everything they can must wear the sign of a lady.

17. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics program has been properly implemented. Why didn’t your mother find out that you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?

18. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

19. You should be a little self-aware, so why don’t you say anything? Your intelligence is exposed as soon as you speak.

20. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

21. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

22. You are the junior brother of Sun Wukong and the senior brother of Sha Wujing.

23. Life becomes lonely; dreams become cup; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .

24. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

25. Don’t think that just because you are younger than me, you can dance around for a few more days. The coffin contains dead people, not old people!

26. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

27. I thought you were just playing with the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect you were playing with a combination of two numbers.

28. You look like a salted fish, and you still mention salted fish to me. Human salted fish will die after being marinated for half a year. Can you turn over? Show me, you turn, you turn. .

29. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land and RMB when you are dead.

30. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, which is like the feeling I have when I have a nightmare. Sentences suitable for posting on Moments to satirize people

Sentences suitable for posting on Moments to satirize people Part 1

1. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

2. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

3. If the fooling around is done well, it is called love; if the domination is done well, it is called marriage; if the frigidity is done well, it is called strict chastity; and the impotence is called strict chastity. , if you hide it well, you can stay calm.

4. Even though I am small, when I work hard to live for myself, I am still great, but I don’t know the size of greatness. -

5. He is always calm before encountering temptation; he is always unyielding before being tortured!

6. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

7. You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things.

8. I love you, but I dare not say it. I am afraid that if I say it, I will die immediately.

9. I lowered my head and remained silent, not because I was humble, but because I was looking for bricks.

10. Do you know how your farm died? Your mother fed you excrement since you were a child and you didn’t even get to eat from your own fields! It’s true that ‘rich water does not flow to outsiders’!

11. The roundest thing in the world does not have to be a ball, it can also be a person.

12. I am really surprised at your shamelessness.

13. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, but he is willing to be a cow under his skirt.

14. Look, look at your face, it’s called a shoehorn face, it’s an authentic pig kidney face!

15. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and you use sweet words to deceive people's hearts. (Quotation Collection) Part 2 of sentences suitable for posting on Moments to satirize people

16. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; and when nominated for the gold list ,dream.

17. Your appearance is very refreshing! !

18. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

19. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you a little moonlight and you will be romantic, light a lamp and you will be dazzling, give you a candlelight and you will be flooded.

20. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

21. Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left-field.

22. Life becomes lonely; dreams become cup; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .

23. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

24. Don’t drag yourself in front of me like you have 25,000 to 80,000 yuan, just put on a good pose and pretend!

25. I don’t remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

26. Don’t say to me: “Actually you are very good” when we break up. Then you dump me?

27. I don’t know why you smile all day long, it’s like your rag shoes are bursting with thread.

28. Can you stand taller when you look at me? My neck will be sore if I always look down at you.

29. When the sky is still so blue and the clouds are still so cool, you should not cry, because my departure has not taken away your world.

30. You can do whatever you want, but the word bitch is not even worthy of being used on you! Sentences that satirize people in the circle of friends without using curse words

Sentences that satirize people in the circle of friends without using curse words (Part 1)

1. Do you have childhood shadows? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and youth.

2. Jealousy is jealousy. Be a human being and don’t be a dog. Is it interesting to slander someone behind your back?

3. When there are legends in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

4. Lei Feng did good things without leaving his name, but he recorded everything in his diary.

5. I have seen a lot of ugly people, but looking like you is too much!

6. I have always believed that as long as something is put at the hearing, the matter is basically settled - this is an issue that cannot be discussed.

7. In the past, a woman wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back together with me.

8. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

9. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

10. I don’t know how to play music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but I find it tiring to do laundry and cooking.

11. I lowered my head and remained silent, not because I was humble, but because I was looking for bricks.

12. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

13. Use your 2B pencil to draw your life.

14. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

15. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously. 16. Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, both rough and left-field.

17. I thought you were just playing with the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect you were playing with a combination of two numbers.

18. How a man dies: Sees a beautiful woman - slanders her to death, gets her hands on a beautiful woman - dies a beautiful woman.

19. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, which is like the feeling I have when I have a nightmare.

20. Even if you are the only woman left in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

21. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

22. You are the junior brother of Sun Wukong and the senior brother of Sha Wujing.

23. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

24. You will know why there is famine in Africa.

25. You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things.

26. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange species. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.

27. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

28. When there is something to do, there is no beauty; when there is nothing to do, summer welcomes spring.

29. Your appearance is very refreshing! !

30. Don’t drag yourself in front of me like you have 25,000 to 80,000 yuan, just put on a good pose and pretend!