The sketch characters who miss their hometown: parents, daughters and mothers: (holding their children) Alas! I've been unlucky all my life. You said my family ate like pig food and lived like a pigsty. A family of four, two pairs of poor people! The eldest daughter is thirteen, and she is still studying in such a poor home, huh? ! I don't know whether his father's head was broken by a donkey's hoof or arched by a pig. I have to coax my little boy today. Really annoying! (Sitting down to coax the child) Father: (Holding a hoe, facing the side of the table) No, no, no, (after carefully looking at it) no one sent it either. It's really embarrassing. Well, today's life is wonderful. The village chief invited me to dinner. Ten big dishes can be cooked vigorously, and white wine and beer can be cooked casually! I ate it myself and brought back two salted duck eggs for my wife. Isn't that the whole world is concerned about girls? I care about the girl's mother first! (Walking, falling down) What's wrong with this leg? I am bored. How can he get on his legs when others drink and I drink? (Looking up) Oh, we're home. (Pat clothes, shine shoes, put down the hoe and enter the house) Woman: Back? Man: Let's go. Woman: Does it look like you ate it? Man: Yes, I see it. Woman: Look at you. Where did you pee on the donkey? Man: It's really uneducated. Is this donkey urine? This is cat urine! Woman: Is that different? Man: No, the donkey eats scraps of wood and grass, which is also bitter. Cats do nothing all day, sleep after playing enough, and eat delicacies, so cat urine is definitely more nutritious and noble than donkey urine! W: It looks a lot, doesn't it? Man: Yes, a bottle of Harbin beer, a bottle of sorghum king, and you ate half an elbow and a plate of ham sausage! Woman: Who is so careless to invite you to dinner? Man: Isn't it raining today, so we can't work in the fields? The village chief asked us to help him repair the pigsty. W: Hum, I don't think anyone invites you to dinner for no reason! Man: You, you, you despise me! Woman: Who can respect you like this? (to everyone) Last winter, he went to his uncle's house just in time for dinner. The food is delicious. Stewed mushrooms with chicken. His second uncle asked him, "Have you eaten?" He said, "I haven't eaten yet." His second uncle said, "OK, I won't let you eat." As a result, I swallowed it, went home to take it out on the child, kissed the child and almost bit the child's face off-"Man: I don't want to eat at his house at all! Female: Later, his uncle's family killed pigs, and he did it. Everyone is going to eat, and he's not leaving yet. His second uncle asked him, "Have you eaten? "He's smart this time. Hurry up and say, I haven't eaten yet." As a result, his second uncle stared at him and said, "You haven't eaten yet, so don't hurry home to eat. After dinner, you can do some work. Can you live well just wandering around? " He ran back like a dog. Man: You, you, you, just bury me! Do you know why people look down on you? Man: Why do you look down on me? Woman: Aren't you poor and uneducated? M: I don't deny that I have no money, but we don't lack food and clothing. What are you dissatisfied with? Woman: There is no shortage of food and clothing? What do you call what you eat and wear at home? M: Is the food bad? Every meal is western food! Woman: This guy, a confused meal, a porridge, a water meal and a soup, but there won't be a porridge. When I was short of food, I finally stopped eating light meals. Let's eat something dry. You are eating potatoes again! Man: What's wrong with potatoes? You talked, and it's not thin. Woman: The food is not thin, but both adults and children have bad stomachs and diarrhea. Man: Didn't I have diarrhea, too? Why are you still wronged? Woman: Let's talk about dressing up: I either collect junk in this home or rely on that home for relief. You said I was only in my thirties, and I made myself look like your aunt all day and became a little old lady. What can I do? Woman: You are a big man. You are poor enough without money. What's more, you are illiterate and uneducated! Man: Come on, I'm a little poor, I admit it, but it's nonsense to say that I have no education. I also graduated from the kindergarten class in the village and know more than 20 words. W: Don't say you know your son. What face are you licking? It was my turn to write a letter that time. I can't read, so I let you read. You said you saw it. What was it called? Man: What? Woman: What other children wrote was-hello, mom, look at that thing. Give back the mare. Hello. Man: It says mare, not mother! Woman: A mare is a mother! Man: Come on, would you like to call your mother a mare? Woman: Your mother is the mare! Man: Look, no, I can't, can I? You don't want to think, if the mother is a female horse, then the father has to be a male horse. Isn't that kid a pony? Wouldn't that make our family stable? You said Cang Xie, who coined this word, wouldn't be so bad? W: Well-there seems to be some truth in what you said. M: So, I also graduated from a pure kindergarten, taught by a teacher, with a primary school diploma! Woman: Don't say you are fat, you will be shy. Say you are a monkey and you can climb trees. You say, our family is so poor, what should we do? Man: So-what do you say? I listen to you! W: Why don't you farm at home and coax the children when I go out to work? Man: Hehe-that won't do, I'm not at ease! W: What are you worried about? Man: What if you run away with someone? Woman: Then-why don't I farm at home to coax the children and you go out to work! Man: Hey-that won't do either. If someone refuses me, can't I go home? Woman: With your virtue, who will turn you into? Man: Transform me. I'm not going yet! Woman: Well-it seems that there is only one way! M: What can I do? W: Don't study for your eldest daughter. It's no use spending so much money without distributing it. Let her come down and coax the children. We can pack up some land and make it smaller. I think it is not bad! Man: I tell you, don't, don't, don't try to stop my daughter from studying. I strongly disagree! Woman: Keep your voice down. I can see the distiller's grains in your stomach with your mouth open, and you don't want to think about it. You are so poor, what can you give your son and your daughter? M: That won't do either. My daughter studies so well that I can't let her drop out of school. I just want to beg for food, smash iron, smash wells, dig coal and get blood, and keep my daughter from dropping out of school! Woman: Tell me, this one won't work, and neither will that one. What about our family's future life? M: Just pass if you can. If not, you can leave! Woman: Well, you have seed. I won't be poor with you. Here you are, your child. (Throwing the child to the man) I'll go! Man: (holding the baby left and right) Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go! (Can't stop, kneel down) I said, can't you go? I beg you, our family should share joys and sorrows. W: What, what is sharing weal and woe? Man: (to the audience) Look, you can't do without culture, can you? (To women) To help each other in the same boat means that no matter how hard it is, as long as there is a bowl of porridge, we should drink it together! Woman: Shut up, I've been drinking porridge with you for more than ten years. I've had enough. Get out of the way! Let me go! Man: Can't you stay? Woman: Unless you agree to let your daughter drop out of school! M: So-what if I don't agree? Woman: Get out! Man: (stands up contemptuously) No, get out! Woman: (Going out, my daughter takes the lunch box) Daughter: Pick it up, mom? Look, what did I bring you back? Woman: What? Daughter: These are your favorite ribs and beans. I brought them back for you. Woman: This-the money you brought? M: I went to pick mushrooms with some classmates today. I picked out a big basket and happened to meet a mushroom collector. I bought fifteen yuan. I was going to use this money to buy school supplies, but when I thought about it, my parents were getting tired every day, and there was nothing delicious in our family. I bought this box of ribs and stewed beans. Mom, this dish is still hot. Please eat quickly! Woman: Have you eaten? Daughter: Not yet. I want to have dinner with my parents. Man: I'd better be my daughter. Daughter, can a basket of mushrooms really be worth fifteen dollars? Daughter: Of course, by the way, I have another happy event to tell you. Man: What's the happy event, daughter? Daughter: The teacher said that in the future, all our tuition and book fees will be borne by the state, and we don't need to pay a penny. If you stay in middle school, the state will make up the accommodation fee. M: Great, my daughter doesn't have to worry about going to school this time. Thank you, country, thank you! Daughter: Mom and Dad, what is this? (takes out a card) Woman: (takes it) It seems to be a-a trademark. Man: (robbed) what trademark. I look like a plane ticket! Daughter: Hahahaha, this is not a trademark, and the second is not a plane ticket. This is the compulsory education subsidy card for poor girls issued to me by the newly established Volunteer Association for Caring for Girls in our township. W: What's the use of this card? Daughter: With it, our hometown Caring for Girls Volunteers Association sent me 300 yuan every semester as a study fee until I graduated from junior high school! Woman: Is this all true? Daughter: Of course it's true! () Man: (Answering) Hello, who's calling? What is this? Oh, okay, okay. (rushing to the woman) came to the middle school and asked our daughter if she wanted to order books for school. Woman: (grabbed) order, order all the books, thank you! Otherwise, our daughter will stop studying. What's the use of girls' books? Woman: Nothing. Don't bullshit me! Man: Nonsense, nonsense, hey, I really brought back two salted duck eggs for you. (Pull it out) Woman: (Grab it) Why didn't you take it out earlier? Man: (hands the child over) Great. With the care and help of the state, my daughter has a school and her family doesn't have to leave. This future is bright again. Thank you! Woman: Thank you. Why does it sound so familiar? (At this moment, the man has picked up the dish box) Daughter: Mom and Dad, come and eat! M: Well, this-is it? Ah, yes! I'm finished. Ha, yes, I'm finished! Where is our basket? Where is the basket? Woman: What? M: I'm going to pick mushrooms, too. I'm going to stew a box of ribs with money-oh no, I'm going to repay the society and care for more girls! (Falling down) Oh, no, no,no. The wine in the village chief's house is so strong that he fell down! Daughter, help dad up quickly. Woman: don't help him, he's drunk as mud! Man: Forget it, don't spoil the dog!