1. Thank you everyone! I feel very honored that so many of you came to visit me today...
2. Allah (our) stocks not only play with people, but also with birds. Even the bird has been played to death by you, so why is Allah still playing like a bird? !
3. Every time I see Premier Wen on TV at an old farmer’s house, he always picks the most frustrated (dirty) person to shake hands with (then Zhou Libo gives Premier Wen’s premier): “Let’s do this It’s too late!”
4. Everyone thinks that he is a stock market god and makes money by trading. Even the aunt who sells green onions in the small market said: “I have news!”
5 The most remnant (poor) are the sparrows. The big screen at the entrance of the securities company has never been red, it has always been green. The sparrows don’t understand. They think that the Qingqing Forest Park and the Yanzhong Green Space have arrived, and they rush towards the big screen one after another! If you rush one, one will die. If you rush, one will die.
6. Who called Sarkozy no two no three, no three no four (no two no three, no three no four)!
7. Later I went to observe (the Yuanxiao mold) and it turned out that they took half a mouthful and spit it out, and some of them spit out the foam even if they didn’t spit it out well! Basically they gulp it down all afternoon, and a cup of coffee can be turned into a cappuccino.
8. Collapse Collapse means falling into pieces!
9. A person must have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, if you don’t break the law after you understand the law, it would be a waste.
10. The worst thing is the cramp dance, where three to four hundred people dance together, as if they can’t find a toilet.
11. Do you still remember the swimsuits worn by girls in the past? It's like...more than six hundred blind knots are worn on the body. Later, a skirt was added, which looked like the skirt of a turtle.
12. Friends! Please help me! What a big friend! Marlboro, inside pocket!
13. (Magnetic levitation) A generous investment of 10 billion has solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers.
14. Don’t be too surprised about malted milk at that time! I went to a classmate's house and his mother made me a cup of malted milk. It was amazing! At that time, children were given malted milk! But when I picked it up and took a look, it was crazy how the (cup) could shine on the opposite side! His mother just put in a few grains of malted milk! She used it as chicken essence! He also inserted a chopstick and told me: Tune it, stir it! Originally it was a bit muddy (turbid), but now it's very clear (very clear)! !
At the beginning of 2008, the Prime Minister said: 2008 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened until the Prime Minister said this. As soon as the Prime Minister finished speaking, everything happened. Were we celebrating the New Year, there was a snowstorm; we were taking a plane, and we were returning; we were taking a train, and it was derailed; we were sitting at home, and there was an earthquake.
16. Liu Huan has been around for so many years, but I have never found his neck.
17. A fire, a fire, burned our Greater Khingan Mountains.
18. Li Yuchun answered a question that I couldn’t figure out. Originally, I didn’t even believe in “Mulan Joins the Army”. How could Mulan join the army without being discovered? . Later, when I met Li Yuchun, I finally knew, oh! It turns out that it’s technically possible!
19. (Next to the high-voltage tower) A giant slogan reads: It is strictly forbidden to touch high-voltage wires. If you touch them, you will die. If you don't die, you will be punished.
20. Remember! Marriage is a set meal that must be eaten together. Marriage is currency and must be eaten together.
21. (Speaking of the classmate’s father)
Bai Bai (Uncle): Little Funny, do you want to hear Bai Bai (Uncle)’s battle story? Do you want to hear how Bai Bai (uncle) became the monitor?
Libo: Bai Bai (Uncle), I want to hear it!
Bai Bai (Uncle): At that time, I was a soldier of the Ala (our) sharp knife squad. The Ala sharp knife squad was always the first in the battle. When the enemy dropped a cannonball, everyone next to me fell down. Oh, I didn't fall down.
Libo: What next?
Bai Bai (Uncle): Then I became the monitor.
Li Bo: ......... Then Bai Bai (Uncle), how did you become the platoon leader?
Bai Bai (Uncle): Platoon leader, this is so pitiful! Back then, I led Ala's sharp knife squad and sharp knife platoon to chase the enemy in Fujian. Ala rushed to the front. The enemy retreated and fought, and the people next to me fell one by one. After rushing to the end, I was the only one left. This time. The six enemies fled to a temple in front and locked the door. At this time, I took a look and saw where my gun was. I only had two grenades on me, so I pulled off the hijab, pulled the fuse, kicked the door open, and shouted: I'm not alive anymore!
Libo: What next?
Bai Bai (Uncle): Then I became the platoon commander...
Li Bo: ......... Then Bai Bai (Uncle), how did you become the company commander?
Bai Bai (Uncle): This is really miserable! At that time, I led the Ala Jian Dao platoon to participate in the battle. Ala occupied a high point. Ala and the Jian Dao platoon were together. All we had to do was wait for the general attack. All we had to do was not let the flag fall. There was a burst of crazy shooting, the flag fell down, and my comrades helped it up. With one shot, his comrade fell down, and one of them rushed to help him up. When I finally looked, I was alone again. I thought I was going to die this time. But I died gloriously for the revolution! My comrade-in-arms and I are going to Baixiang! So I rushed forward, raised the flag, and shouted: "Comrades! I'm ready to die!" As a result, the enemy surrendered.
22. In a thousand years, not one will be born, but Zhou Libo. You think I am a turtle!
23. To be friends with a person, you must not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called Quexi (fool).
24. I bowed for such a long time, not to seek applause. In fact, I mainly wanted everyone to check that my head posture (head direction) is clear.
25. Now our Chinese stock market, it should be said the other way around, has become an accident.
26. Two unfavorable factors met together, making us very ridiculed and ridiculed.
27. If you spend 380 yuan to see Zhou Libo at Meiqi and you don’t laugh, you will send Zhou Libo to the hospital.
28. Think about it, this 380 yuan is useless at home. The most you can tell is, hey, this is a counterfeit bill! It starts with HD!
29. Wansiguan, use (you) as a spittoon!
30. What a big stage! Take it as my halailai (blindly come)!
31. This belongs to the color spirit child (hint) and the color flattery.
32. Fei Yuqing, I have calculated it for him. Every time he holds a concert in Shanghai, he runs away the next day. He does not spend money in Shanghai. This has a great impact on our entire GDP in Shanghai. There is no benefit at all!
33. Fei Yuqing is an actor that I like very much. He sings so well, has such a good temperament, and the handsome guy Ning has a sweet forehead.
34. Think about it, a man Ning, standing on the stage, effeminate, but not easy to pick up (hate), it is definitely difficult to do this!
35. You must tolerate my ignorance just like you tolerate your leaders. I don’t mean that leaders must be ignorant, but leaders are basically ignorant. This statement is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? The leader is so smart as to be stupid!
In 37.30, Saddam can become a hanged man.
38. Retail investors can also become a wimp.
39. Little Chi Lao (boy) can become mold (big brother); mold can also become Chi Lao. This is called the Chilao mold.
40. Guan: So do you think he looks like a welder wearing these glasses?
Zhou: Please don’t tease me?
41. I am very careful and I found that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of the swimming trunks goes upwards by 20 degrees on average every five years.
42. (Trademark) is gone, Shanghainese. No matter how strong the accent is, as long as it has this thing (trademark), Bazi (bumpkin).
43. Uncle, you understand, this is called a heat sink!
44. I pinched off the two pointed ends of the fried dough sticks, then came back and pinched me again (my mother pinched me again when I got home).
45. (Speaking of buying seven or eight fried dough sticks) This feeling is like when you go to Hengdeli on Nanjing Road and you say: Master, help me get three Rolexes.
46. My mother also beat me for eating.
47. If you want to have a beautiful mixed-race child, you must live as far away as possible, the farther away the better.
48. If my face can be considered a mixed-race person, it is at most a mixed-race person from Vietnam and Cambodia.
49. This son is standing here, this father must not be a fuel-efficient lamp!
50. Children always have a guilty conscience when they make mistakes, and they always wipe (poop) behind the door until dawn.