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There are many of these. The classic "The Merchant of Venice" is one.

Here are some short play scripts from Baidu.

1. Short play: Debt collection

Migrant workers’ shed (next to the small temple in the mountain village)

Migrant worker A: (Henan accent) “Uncle Meng, why are you tied up? Is your head silent? If you, my eldest nephew, say something unpleasant, if you don’t go to Chengguan Township to default on our wages, we will drag you to the city government to petition and file a lawsuit, or we will file a lawsuit in the court. Go.”

Migrant worker B: “Fighting a lawsuit? Now we can’t even take the blame, and we can’t even afford the money to go home!” Are you going to file a lawsuit?"

Migrant worker C: "(wiping away tears) If I had known this, I wouldn't have come out to do this road construction business if I had been killed! Originally, I was hoping to earn some hard money. Son, take it back to treat my old man who is lying on the kang! I didn’t expect that I can’t even go back to my hometown now. This is really killing me! Uncle Meng, you are our elder. I work with you because I trust you! We have been working hard for a year, but we haven’t received any wages! If I go back to the village, my father will be angry if he finds out. "Death?"

Lao Meng: "Oh! I really can't help it! All of you nephews have seen me. I've been to the countryside for the past two months. But in the countryside, The bosses either refused to meet and let the guards kick me out; or they pointed at me and scolded me, saying that I was interfering with their work and that I had committed a crime of obstructing my life! In my entire life, I have never been so wronged or embarrassed like this! I don’t even want to live anymore! I have been working hard all day long just to take over the road construction projects in these two villages. I won’t say how much I spent on the benefits. Just treating the guests to drinks cost more than 10,000 yuan! I also used my own hard-earned money to advance the preliminary construction costs for these two villages. Fifty thousand miles! Oh! I feel like I’m sitting on a stove, and I feel so uncomfortable!”

Migrant worker A: “Then, let’s go to the court and sue them... .."

Lao Meng: "Silly boy, who are they? They are township chiefs and secretaries. Who do we, the migrant workers, dare to sue the township government? ? Huh? I’m an upright first-level government!”

Mr. Come on, those who have no money come out crying."

Migrant worker A: 'You are an old man, what time is it now? This is an era of legality. I often read newspapers at home, and there are often cases published in them, including the content of "people suing officials." To be honest, I wrote a letter to the Municipal Legal Aid Center last month, detailing our experiences. I wonder if they care about our affairs? ”

Lao Meng: “You! Go ahead and dream! Lawyers can make a lot of money now, but even if they pay a lot of money, they may not be able to hire famous lawyers! well! Think of something else! If it really doesn’t work, I really can’t live anymore! I jumped off the Chengguan Township Government Building. "

Migrant worker C: "Uncle Meng, don't do that stupid thing! Your dancing is in vain. If you fall to pieces, people will ignore you even more! "

Migrant worker C: "Damn! If I don't get paid, my father's illness won't be cured. Damn it, are the hearts of those officials so dark and cruel? I, I was armed in the woods outside the house just now! I'll tie all the remaining explosives and detonators we used to open the mountain to the sand dunes. I'll go meet them today. "(Lifting his clothes to reveal the explosive packs and detonators bundled inside) I risked my life. I had to go and find an explanation with them. If that didn't work, I flew into the sky with them.

Lao Meng (crying): “Nephew, you are young and live a good life!” If I go, who asked me to drag you into a pit of fire? Even when I returned to the village, I didn’t have the shame to see anyone! I have already lived for more than fifty years, and this life is worthless! You take off the explosives and detonators, and I'll take them up to greet those bitches! ”

Lao Meng went to remove the explosive bag and detonator device from migrant worker C, but migrant worker C refused to remove it. Several migrant workers went over and pulled it, and several of them cried.

Lawyer Sun entered: "Is this the work shed of the Henan contractor team? What are you doing? You can't do this nonsense! Whose surname is Tian? "

Migrant worker A: "My surname is Tian, ??are you...? "

Lawyer Sun: "I am a lawyer at the Shishan Legal Aid Center. My surname is Sun. ”

Lao Meng: “Oh! We were just talking about the Legal Aid Center! Lawyer Sun, please sit down quickly! Xiaotian, hurry up and get a cup of tea. ”

Migrant worker A: “Where can I find tea?” ”

Lao Meng: “Then give Lawyer Sun a glass of boiling water.” ”

Migrant worker B: “Where can I get boiling water?” We don't even have coal noodles for cooking. ”

Lawyer Sun: “Don’t be too busy, let’s talk about the matter!” I have read your letter to the Legal Aid Center in detail. I think it is necessary for me to come over. I also think I can help you win this lawsuit.

Under the attention and urging of the State Council, Article 26 of the relevant documents issued by the Ministry of Justice and the Ministry of Construction stipulates that if the employer defaults on labor fees for migrant workers' projects, the labor and social security administrative department shall order them to pay within a time limit. Workers’ wages. If payment is overdue, the employer is ordered to pay additional compensation to migrant workers based on the standard of more than 50% and less than 1 time of the amount payable:

The state has ordered the employer to pay additional compensation to the migrant workers in order to solve the problem of arrears of project payments and wages of migrant workers in the construction field. Relevant units have provided legal services and legal aid, and documents and notices have been issued long ago. But township governments like Chengguan Township ignore relevant regulations and blindly default on wages to your migrant workers. This will be restricted by the law.

After our legal aid center knows and pays attention to your matter, you will be able to use legal services and legal aid to promptly solve the actual problem of the township's arrears with your project funds and migrant workers' wages. . Your Xiaotian is very smart, he is very concerned about national affairs! In fact, your matter is not only a question of whether the wages of migrant workers can be solved, but also a major issue of right and wrong concerning whether the construction market can develop healthily, whether the legitimate rights and interests of the people can be truly protected, and whether social stability can be stabilized. ah! The superiors required legal service agencies and personnel to actively and enthusiastically provide timely and effective legal services to migrant workers in order to solve the problem of arrears of project payments and wages of migrant workers. That’s why I rushed here in a hurry. As a lawyer, I also have to do my duty. !

As a lawyer, I also want to publicize the "Construction Law", "Labor Law", "Contract Law" and other relevant laws and regulations to you! It also enables you to enhance your awareness of law-abiding, consciously protect the legitimate rights and interests of workers, truly understand your own legitimate rights and interests, and enhance your awareness of rights protection!

At the same time, we should also publicize the "Legal Aid Regulations" to you so that you understand the objects, conditions, scope and application procedures of legal aid. This can also improve your awareness and awareness of using legal means to protect your rights. Ability! Now that we are promoting the creation of a harmonious society, you should enhance your legal awareness! "

The migrant workers applauded.

The township chief came in: "Oh! Am I late? Fellow farmers, you have been wronged! Are you anxious to wait for wages? This time I came here together with the members of the township leadership team. I came here to conduct on-site work and settle your project payment and construction labor fees immediately, and it was settled in one go. (Migrant workers cheered and applauded) "I, on behalf of our township government, would like to express my deep apologies to you farmer brothers..." (Migrant workers applauded again).

——End of the play——

2. Excellent Civil Litigation Mock Court Script

Time: June 12, 2006

Location: Civil Tribunal of Harbin Engineering University Mock Court

Characters:

Presiding Judge: Zhou Wei

Judge: Yang Ping and Zhang Ziqi

Clerk:

Plaintiff: Liu Xuejuan, female, 25 years old, a teacher at Nanjing TV University in Jiangsu Province, living in Xuriyuan, Xuanwu District, Nanjing City.

Plaintiff’s attorney:

Defendant: Hangzhou Lejin Cosmetics Co., Ltd., Zhejiang Province, domicile: Hangzhou Economic and Technological Development Zone.

Legal representative: Dai Zhenhua, chairman of the company.

Defendant: Suning Global Shopping Center, Nanjing City, Jiangsu Province, domicile: Hunan Road, Nanjing City.

Legal representative: Liu Xiaoyong, head of the center.

Agent: Yao Hai, male, lawyer at Ning'an Haowei Law Firm

Cause of action: consumer rights protection dispute

Summary of the case: Plaintiff Due to a consumer rights dispute with the defendants Zhejiang Hangzhou Lejin Cosmetics Co., Ltd. (hereinafter referred to as Lejin Company) and Nanjing Suning Global Shopping Center (hereinafter referred to as Suning Center), Liu Xuejuan filed an application with the People's Court of Gulou District, Nanjing City, Jiangsu Province File a lawsuit.

(1. Court preparation stage)

Clerk:

(1) Check the attendance of the parties and their litigation participants and invite them to take their seats

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(2) Court discipline is now announced:

1. All persons present in court should obey the unified command of the judge, turn off communication tools, abide by court order, and are not allowed to smoke.

2. Observers must remain silent and are not allowed to make noises, applaud, interrupt, or enter the trial area. Any opinions can be raised after the court is closed.

3. The parties and their litigation participants are not allowed to leave the court midway. If they leave the court without authorization, the plaintiff will be dismissed; if the defendant is the defendant, a default judgment will be made in accordance with the law.

4. Judges or bailiffs have the right to stop behavior that violates court discipline and hinders civil litigation activities. If they do not obey the stop, they may be reprimanded, ordered to leave the court, or fined or detained in accordance with the law; in serious cases, be held criminally responsible in accordance with the law.

(3) Invite the presiding judge to take the seat

(4) Report to the judge that all parties have arrived in court, please start the trial

Presiding judge: The court will now begin , first check the identity of the parties. Plaintiff, your name, age, occupation, address? Do you have an agent?

Plaintiff: My name is Liu Xuejuan, female, 25 years old, a student at Nanjing TV University in Jiangsu Province, living in Xuriyuan, Xuanwu District, Nanjing City.

Plaintiff’s attorney:

Presiding judge: Defendant, what is your name, age, occupation, and address? Do you have an agent?

Defendant 1: My name is Dai Zhenhua, chairman of the company. Zhejiang Hangzhou Lejin Cosmetics Co., Ltd., domiciled in: Hangzhou Economic and Technological Development Zone. Yao Hai, a lawyer at Howey Law Firm in this city, is entrusted to be the general agent.

Defendant’s attorney:

Defendant 2: My name is Liu Xiaoyong, the person in charge of the center. Suning Global Shopping Center, Nanjing City, Jiangsu Province, address: Hunan Road, Nanjing City.

Presiding judge: According to the provisions of Articles 142, 143, and 145 of the "Civil Procedure Law of the People's Republic of China", The Civil Tribunal of the Ning'an Municipal People's Court applied summary procedures in accordance with the law today to hear a consumer rights protection dispute between the plaintiff Qin Liang and the defendant Zhang Jun. This case was tried by Sima Yan, the judge of this court alone, and Guo Feng, the clerk of this court, took the record. This court has informed the relevant parties in writing about their litigation rights and obligations and will not repeat them again. Below, this court explains the right of recusal in accordance with the provisions of Article 46 of the Civil Procedure Law of the People's Republic of China.

If the judges have the following three circumstances, which may affect the fair trial of the case, the parties have the right to apply orally or in writing for their recusal: 1. They are parties to the case or close relatives of the parties or agents; 2. They have an interest in the case; 3. , has other relationships with the parties to the case, which may affect the fair trial of the case. Now ask the parties whether to apply for recusal?

Plaintiff: Not applying.

Defendant: Not applying.

(2. Court investigation stage)

Presiding judge: Next, the court fact investigation will be carried out, and the plaintiff will state the facts first.

Plaintiff: On January 26, 2004, the appellant Liu Xuejuan purchased the Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion produced by the respondent Lejin Company from the respondent Suning Center. (Suitable for medium-to-regenerating skin) One bottle, net content 130 ml, price 170 yuan. The bottom of the outer packaging box of the cosmetics is marked with "Restricted use date: recorded on the bottom or side", and the bottom of the built-in glass container is marked with: "Limited use date: November 21, 2007." I opened the bottle of this cosmetic and used it immediately after purchasing it. The plaintiff purchased the Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenating Lotion produced by the defendant LEJIN Company from the defendant Suning Center. The outer packaging of the cosmetics does not indicate the expiration date after opening the bottle and the correct method of use. The plaintiff purchased such cosmetics and found it difficult to use them correctly. LG did not correctly label the outer packaging of cosmetics and Suning Center sold such cosmetics to consumers. This behavior violated the plaintiff's legal right to know consumers. The defendant is requested to order: 1. Mark the shelf life of the bottle on the outer packaging of Haixi Blue O (superscript 2) Time Rejuvenation Lotion, and provide the corresponding test report; 2. Describe and label the correct way to use goods or receive services.

Presiding judge: Now the defendant will answer.

The defendant’s attorney:

The trial judge: According to the statements of the original defendant, the focus of the dispute in this case is: 1. Does the "qualified date for limited use" marked on the cosmetic packaging in this case include the period of use after opening the bottle; 2. Does the labeling of "qualified date for limited use" on the cosmetics in this case mislead consumers? 3. Whether the labeling method of LG Co., Ltd.’s cosmetics in this case infringes upon consumers’ right to know; 4. Should the lawsuit request that the outer packaging of Haixi Blue O (superscript 2) mark the use period after opening the bottle be supported? Both parties provide relevant evidence around this focus.

Plaintiff: Plaintiff Liu Xuejuan submitted shopping invoices, the packaging box of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion and 4 photos to the court to prove the facts of the lawsuit.

Presiding judge: Does the defendant have any objection to the invoice?

Defendant: There is no objection to the authenticity and content of the invoice provided by the plaintiff. Defendants LG Company and Suning Center have no objection to the shopping invoice submitted by plaintiff Liu Xuejuan, but believe that the password on the product packaging box reflects that this box of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion was not sold by Suning Center.

The defendant Lejin Company submitted to the court the Haixilan trademark registration certificate, enterprise standard registration number, production license, health license, inspection report from Hangzhou Disease Prevention and Control Center, Haixilan O( The packaging box and instructions of 2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion are used to prove that the approved production of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion is a qualified cosmetic, and the correct use of this cosmetic has been explained to consumers. .

The defendant Suning Center submitted to the court the joint sales counter contract from December 2003 to December 2004, the Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion packaging box, instructions, etc., for It proves that it is a legal distributor of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenating Lotion.

Presiding judge: What is the plaintiff’s opinion on the evidence provided by the defendant and what is to be proved?

Plaintiff: Liu Xuejuan has no objection to the authenticity of the evidence submitted by LG and Suning Center.

Presiding judge:

Defendant:

Presiding judge: Do the plaintiff and defendant have any additional facts?

Plaintiff: No.

Defendant: No.

Presiding judge: Both parties have no additional facts, and the fact investigation is over. The following is a court debate focusing on the focus of the dispute.

First, the plaintiff will make an argument.

(3. Court Debate Stage)

Plaintiff: Article 64 of the "Enterprise Standards of Hangzhou Lejin Cosmetics Co., Ltd." No. Q330101 of the Appellee LEJIN Company expressly stipulates: " The shelf life of this product is four years if it complies with the prescribed storage conditions and the product is packaged intact and unopened." Cosmetics come into contact with air after opening. Coupled with changes in temperature and environment, as well as users' different usage habits and hygienic conditions, their active ingredients are prone to change, and the shelf life after opening will be greatly shortened. The "Limited Use Qualification Date" marked on the Haixi Blue O (superscript 2) Time Rejuvenation Lotion purchased by the appellant Liu Xuejuan on January 26, 2004, is November 21, 2007, which should mean that the product meets the regulations. Storage conditions, shelf life if the packaging is intact and the bottle is unopened, excluding the use period after opening the bottle. The first instance found that "this period should be regarded as the safe use period that should be reached before or after opening the bottle", which was wrong. Therefore, the court is requested to support the plaintiff’s claim. Presiding judge: Next, the defendant will make the argument.

Defendant’s attorney:

Defendant:

Presiding judge: Both sides argued with each other.

Plaintiff: The purpose of consumers buying cosmetics is not to collect them for a long time, but to use them to clean, protect and beautify the skin. Once cosmetics deteriorate, they will cause harm to the consumer's body through absorption and penetration into the consumer's skin. Therefore, what consumers really care about is not the shelf life of cosmetics under unopened conditions, but the use period after opening. In order to ensure the safety of consumers' lives and property when using products, the Product Quality Law stipulates in Article 27, Paragraph 1, Item (4) that products with a limited use period must clearly indicate the date of production and safe use in a conspicuous position. expiry or expiry date. On the outer packaging of Haixi Blue O (superscript 2) Time Rejuvenation Lotion, the respondent Lejin Company only marked the "limited use date" and did not indicate that this date refers to the shelf life of the product in an unopened state. LEJIN Company also explained the "limited use qualification date" in the first instance: "Use it normally under normal storage and do not exceed the use period of the bottom of the bottle, and the quality can be guaranteed." As a professional in the production of cosmetics, it is not yet possible to determine the "limited use date". Give the correct explanation using the true meaning of "Qualification Date". Consumers are not professionals. In the absence of special instructions, it is reasonable to interpret the "limited use date" as the safe use period after opening the bottle that they are concerned about. Therefore, only marking the "qualified date for limited use" without explaining the true meaning of the date will not allow consumers to correctly understand the safe use period of the cosmetics, and will be misleading to consumers.

Defendant:

Plaintiff: National standard No. GB5296.3-1995 stipulates that the production date and shelf life, or the production batch number and expiration date must be marked on the general label of cosmetics. The Product Quality Law stipulates that products with a limited use period should clearly indicate the production date and safe use period or expiration date in a prominent position. Looking at the two regulations, the Product Quality Law only puts forward higher requirements for the labeling method of products with limited use, and there is no contradiction between the two. Article 8 of the "Consumer Rights and Interests Protection Law of the People's Republic of China" stipulates: "Consumers have the right to know the true situation of the goods they purchase and use or the services they receive. Consumers have the right to distinguish between goods or services based on the situation, requiring operators to provide the price, origin, producer, use, performance, specifications, grades, main ingredients, production date, expiration date, inspection certificate, instructions for use, after-sales service of the goods, or the content, specifications, and Costs and other relevant information. "Producers of products with limited use period should clearly inform consumers of the safe use period of the product. The respondent, LEJIN Company, only marked the "limited use qualification date" in accordance with the provisions of the national standards and failed to mark the safe use period of the product in accordance with the provisions of the Product Quality Law, which violated the right to know that the appellant Liu Xuejuan and other consumers enjoyed according to law.

Defendant:

Plaintiff: After two trials, the appellant Liu Xuejuan has understood that the "limited use date" only refers to the product of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion. Regarding the shelf life in the open bottle state, the appellees LG and Suning Center are still required to mark the shelf life after opening the bottle on the outer packaging of Haixi Blue O (superscript 2) Time Rejuvenation Lotion. Regarding the period of use of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion after opening the bottle, both LG and Suning Center said it was difficult to determine. According to legal regulations, as cosmetics operators, LG and Suning Center are obliged to inform consumers in a clear and unmistakable manner of the safe use period of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion after opening the bottle, in order to Ensure consumers use the cosmetics safely. Difficult to determine, not impossible to determine. Enterprises should, in line with the purpose of serving consumers, use methods such as directly marking the period of use after unsealing, explaining the true meaning of the "limited use date", or providing warnings about situations where they cannot continue to be used, to help consumers fully understand and Use your products correctly and eliminate possible misunderstandings among consumers. LG Corporation and Suning Center requested that Liu Xuejuan's lawsuit be dismissed on the grounds that it was difficult to determine. The reason was untenable.

Presiding judge: There is no new debate between the two parties. The debate is over. Let’s ask for the final opinions of both parties.

Plaintiff, what are your final opinions? .

Plaintiff: insist on the lawsuit.

Presiding judge: Defendant, do you have any final comments?

Defendant: Request to dismiss the plaintiff’s claim. (4. Court Mediation and Judgment Stage)

Presiding Judge: This case will be mediated in accordance with the relevant provisions of the law. Defendant, do you have any mediation suggestions?

Defendant: I do not agree to mediation!

Presiding judge: Plaintiff, do you have any mediation opinions?

Plaintiff: Before the lawsuit, the two parties had conducted many negotiations, but the defendant did not have the sincerity to mediate. Now I am unwilling to mediate and await the judgment.

Presiding judge: Since the plaintiff did not agree to mediation, this court will no longer engage in mediation work, and the verdict will be pronounced below.

This court believes that the facts of this case are clear and the case can be closed.

The appellees LG Company and Suning Center have the obligation to inform consumers of the safe use period of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion after opening the bottle. In civil litigation, the law only protects the legitimate rights and interests of specific civil subjects. Therefore, the rights holders and subject matter in civil litigation should be specific. The appellant Liu Xuejuan requested LG Corporation and Suning Center to mark the expiry date of opening the bottle on the packaging of Haixi Blue O (superscript 2) Time Rejuvenation Lotion. Although this request is reasonable, it has involved unspecified rights subjects and The subject matter is beyond the scope of this case and it is difficult to support it all. However, this lawsuit request included that Liu Xuejuan wanted to know the expiration date of the bottle of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion she purchased. As a consumer, Liu Xuejuan has the right to know. This part of the lawsuit is reasonable and legal and should be supported.

To sum up, the first instance found the facts wrong and ruled that it was improper to reject all the appellant Liu Xuejuan’s claims, and the judgment should be changed in accordance with the law. Accordingly, the Nanjing Intermediate People's Court ruled on March 10, 2005 in accordance with the provisions of Article 153, Paragraph 1, Item (3) of the Civil Procedure Law of the People's Republic of China:

1. Revoke the civil judgment of first instance.

2. The appellees LG Corporation and Suning Center informed the appellant Liu Xuejuan in writing of their purchase of Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) within three months from the date of this judgment taking effect. The expiry date of the light rejuvenation lotion after opening the bottle.

3. Dismiss the appeal of the appellant Liu Xuejuan to require LG Company and Suning Center to mark the expiration date of the opened bottle on the same product as the Haixi Blue O (2 superscript) Time Rejuvenation Lotion purchased by them.

The first and second instance case acceptance fees are ***100 yuan, of which the appellant Liu Xuejuan will bear 20 yuan, and the appellees LG Company and Suning Center will each bear 40 yuan.

If you are dissatisfied with this judgment, you can submit one original and two copies of the appeal to this court within fifteen days from the date of delivery of the judgment, and appeal to the Ningtai Intermediate People's Court.

Closed court. The parties concerned shall come to this court within five days after the court is closed to read the transcript and sign it.

Secretary: Everyone stands. After the presiding judge leaves the court, the parties and observers exit the court.